Hard-hitting weekend with MX297 + P131

I have another report on MX297. It’s been giving me lots of no-hitters lately, but this past weekend changed all that. I got very in-your-face hits from it, albeit non-sexual ones. So here’s the report.

FRIDAY:
At a piano bar.

Products worn:

  • MX297: 2 sprays, 1 on each side of neck
  • P131: 1 spray on forehead
    Hits demographics:
  • Waitress: mid 50’s, Caucasian

It started out kind of slow. The bar we planned to go to was deserted that night for some reason. So my friend suggested going to a piano bar. I didn’t like the idea at first, but he talked me into it. After 10 minutes there, I was pleasantly surprised. It had none of a date-like vibe that I imagined it to have. It had a free-for-all but friendly feel I once found in a piano bar on a cruise ship. The songs being sung were your classics like “Sweet Caroline” and “Copacabana”.

The bar served food. I had a beer and a panini, which was incredibly good. That’s when I noticed the waitress acting really handsy with me. She was touching me on the shoulders, on the arms (I wore a T-shirt), and on the upper back, pretty much every time she came to the table. She also broke into laughter every time I made a funny comment, and complimented me on my choices. At the same time, she was strictly verbal with my friend, although she still gave him equally friendly service. He looked confused by her behavior; I jokingly explained that she was a cougar looking for her cub.

SATURDAY:
At a karaoke bar.

Products worn:

  • MX297: 3 sprays on front of neck
  • P131: 1 spray on forehead
    Hits demographics:
  • My group: 20’s thru 30’s, Caucasian
  • Male bar patrons: 30’s and 40’s, mostly Caucasian
  • Female bar patrons: 30’s and 40’s, mostly Caucasian

I met with a group of friends, and we went to a karaoke bar together. Again, the night started out really slow, then picked up speed hard and fast. We took turns going onstage, but mostly hung out at the table. At times, they’d tell me to go ask someone to dance, but it was never something set up to embarrass me. (As was the case in my early 20’s.) And when I refused and explained why, they never pushed back. The group even seemed to look up to me a little bit. We had bits of dialog like this:
“You should go sing. I think you’ll do really well.”
“Sure, why not. How do you know?”
“You’re just in the zone tonight.”
“How so?”
“I don’t know. Something in your eyes says ‘in the zone’.”

For other bar patrons, the hits were gender-polarized. Each time I sang, men treated me like a god. They gushed out compliments, and gave me hearty high-fives and bro hugs (handshake with a mutual slap on the back). That was true even for alpha male-looking guys who were bigger than me. Women’s hits were more reserved, consisting mostly of smiles and “good job!”. The friendliest ones, ironically, came from the above-mentioned men’s girlfriends. One woman took me by my elbow and put her hand on my shoulder while teaching me the wobble (a line dance). Her boyfriend, a big guy, not only didn’t step in, but complimented me learning quickly. (I already knew the dance; I pretended to have picked it up that night.)

CLOSING THOUGHTS
Yup, they were hits, all right. And similar to other MX297 reports I read on here. Perhaps I was wearing them in wrong environments previously (too quiet, for example). I can only imagine the places I’d go if I wore MX353 on the karaoke night; or maybe the pheromones were fine they way they were. Go ahead and share your thoughts as well.