Okay - A little off topic but I thought it was appropriate 
Hmmm…
I occasionally get the opportunity to work with JK Rowling. Shall I try A314 on her next time? 
Only if you get a little…on your Dumbledor.
Unlikely - There is absolutely no love lost between us!
Moved to the Lounge, you rascals.
Steve whats a dumbledore? I never learned that in sex ed class 
Probably something like the Houdini:
As a man reaches climax whilst in the doggie style position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner’s back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his stuff in his partner’s face. Then he says “taa daa!”
bahahaaaahaha!