Thank you for your welcome Mickaelia! I’ll go check my email, and make sure the gc doesn’t get buried in other emails!
I will mosie on over to the forums shortly, and will be ordering soon! I forgot to mention that I’m naturally pretty high on copulins (don’t ask how I know… I’m pretty sure you can all figure it out
), so you can imagine how those ‘friendly’ mones can come in quite handy, to mellow things out in addition to the self-‘medication’ effect I use them for!
In the meantime, a funny little story from today - I mentioned that I am currently using a product, scented and unscented, and it’s a pretty low-grade product. It does pep me up, but I’ve seriously been dousing myself in it for days now (make that about a month) with no negatives, and it wears off pretty quickly (haha I’ve been feeling like a total addict, needing a new hit every hour or so, thank god for the unscented version!).
So, there are these two American guys living locally; they come into town every so often; both are cute, in a different way, but of no interest to me, one is gay and very friendly, the other is straight, but has that ‘I’m a hot NorCal boy’ attitude that makes me want to smack him and bring him down to Earth.
So, I’m dealing with a major network meltdown today, trying to restore files, having ran in to deal with this crisis without having taken a shower, and in a tank top and a beat-up shorts (yeah, I’m the epitome of professionalism and a poster child for what a boss should look like
) I’ve had the whole company on my shoulders for the last few days, so I’m, naturally, exhausted. Additionally, it’s been insanely warm and humid, and I’m dirty and sticky and just… eww, gross.
A client calls to say he’s coming in to talk to me briefly… there’s no time for a shower, I can only run upstairs and throw on a dress, and hey, something is better than nothing, I grab the the scented pheromones, and as I run back downstairs,I run right into the two American boys. Literally seconds after spraying myself.
The friendly, gay one was normal (he’s always happy to see me), and I had just seen them 10 minutes before that, so it was more of a ‘hey again’ thing.
But!!! The stuck-up, straight, one? Omg!!! It was so funny - he had this crazy big smile and was totally tongue-tied and kept trying to say something but instead giggled… eventually managed to say my name but then giggled again and kind of put his head down humbled, but then could not not look at me.
His friend was looking at him, then at me, then at him, then at me, giving me that ‘wtf!?’ look.
My girls were also giving me that ‘what just happened there?’ look, and finally, after they walked away, one of the girls who speaks a bit of english asked ‘what did you do to him!?’. It was that obvious!
I felt so bad, it was totally unintended, plus, seriously, the stuff I’m using now is more of a novelty product that might be laced with a teeny bit of mones (undisclosed amount/type), I really wasn’t expecting that ‘deer in the headlights’ from anyone. I figure, however weak, that first hit, without the time for things to mellow out, can produce the googly-eyed giggly response. Poor kid!
It did give me a pretty bad/good idea, which I will need to think about for a while - this is a teeny little town and when tourists are not around, it can get pretty boring. And we do have 60-90 days of daily rain ahead of us… cabin fever will be the name of the game!
Since I now have male friends I trust to watch my back, maybe shaking things up a bit and putting those 'mones into good use (other than self-medication) might be on the agenda… Any thoughts - too evil or ok?