On Saturday morning I had a soccer game against a college side. They were good, but we absolutely blew them out, so I was definitely on a high. It was also out first game in a long time since Boston is only now finally thawing out, and I got to see many of my mates that I hadn’t seen in a while. I play defensive midfielder, where I really have to be an asshole, and am considering Instant Jerk for this purpose.
The evening is where my report really starts.
Scene: college party
2x A314, applied to side of neck, wrists, insides of elbows, little dab under nose for self-effects (a trick I learned here)
2x Ammo2x, applied to chest
1x TUTH
1x IO, applied to adam’s apple
Vial of La Nuit de L’Homme + NPA in my pocket in case
My buddy who is here for a holiday (what kind of dumbass visits New England in early spring anyway), so I was really trying to get him a little taste of Americana before he went back to HK, if you know what I mean. He went to college here, so he’s fairly well-versed with the social norms, but he’s a pussy when it comes to approaching girls, or maybe he just didn’t have A314. So I walked around the dance floor with him, macking on random girls that he’d pick out and trying make the introductions. Did not work out too well.
He left to the bathroom, and I went to get another round of beers while waiting for him. A girl (cute little blonde) who lives in the same building as me who I had never talked to came out of nowhere and said hi. Made small talk for literally about 30 seconds, and we somehow both just knew we were going to leave. I’ve never ever had an experience like this before, not having to buy a drink or be funny or try to impress. Must have been a combination of endorphins and adrenaline from winning the game today, supplemented with the effect of mones that framed me in the right way. After all, it has been said that its 90% you, 10% mones. I’ve sometimes had problems with beingperceived in sexual terms, but not tonight, everything was great and you can guess what happened next.
Alas, I completely forgot about my friend… until he started banging on my door while I was doing the dirty.