As a product of my own humor, no one— friend, boss, peer, or otherwise— has an easy time treating me with respect. Everything I say is interpreted as some sort of off hand joke. I want what I say to carry more weight!!!
I am active, outgoing, and a little too silly it seems.
What should work for me?!
I’ve heard wonderful stuff about a314! Should I do an oil or spray?
Hey! From what i’ve read, oil is better than the spray. The oil is cheaper per application (240 drops vs. roughly 220 sprays) and it lasts longer. A typical spray of A314 will last about 4-6 hours while the oil diffuses slower and lasts 8-10 hours. However, because it diffuses slower, you will get a more subtle response. So if you are going to be at a party for five hours choose a spray, but if you are going to be in a long car ride, choose the oil. Most people prefer the oil because it is easier to apply and it feels better.
You may also want to try IG because it has a sexier vibe (for dating). Or you might want to choose IH so people will be more honest and then you will understand why they are treating you like that. I hope I answered your question!
IG is more smart, social and youthful status, whilst A314 is steered in a more mature, solid and trustworthy. It can be a bit out of place on a young guy but from what you describe, it may help.
Yes, the oil is more cost effective, subtle and wide ranging in all ways but if you want a try-out, the /b spray is dosed to be closer in impact to the oil, so for a 40-spray togo, its a cheaper try-out.
Welcome to our group from Long Beach CA!! Hope you find what you are looking for.
Neith
So, do you guys think IG may be a good starting point after I get that GC?
Yes, it would. 
Hello, Turd! (Sorry! From the phrasing, “turd” is the only noun in your name!) Welcome!
I could see A314 being exactly what you need. Pair it with some Instant Honesty, and you’ve got a solid mix. Contrary to what the name implies, IH doesn’t simply make people be honest with you. It’s not a truth serum, unless used in a specific way. What it does is create a deeper bond with people. People tend to open up because they feel close with you. I think this could be a good addition to A314 for you, because it would be like wearing a dose of respect along with a dose of trustworthiness. Sounds like that’s up your alley.
Looking forward to hearing about your experiences!
Welcome Turd,
This is a super informal and not so tailored response if you will.
I would luuuuuuuv to spend more time assisting you especially since you are a newbie.
We are short staffed and these gift certificates are done manually.
It takes a great deal and I am back logged.
I am hoping that when I catch up on my work, I can start answering these intro threads the way I use to
In fact, I am hoping that soon, someone more experienced than me can come in so I get to do what I am great at, customer service.
Thank you for giving pheromones a chance.
Your gc was issued!