Ok, so I picked my package up and sprayed myself with MX135…and promptly took my son’s head off (just a quick PLEASE be quiet, I’m driving). But I must add that it was REALLY hot, I get sick in hot weather and he pissed me off (he’s 10). So, I ripped open the MX140 to get some Happy Happy Joy Joy, QUICK. Between the 2 scents, I was smelling like a Pina Colada…but I was happier (I put a touch under my nose).
So off went to the DMV…no wait, I made a few stops first. I didn’t notice much, really. Well, maybe I did. At the post office the guy in front of me kept turning around and looking at me. I mean a LOT. But then again, I am a 36DD, size 7 in a pair of sleek sweatpants and a slim tank. It happens alot. The the rest of the guys started to get kind of restless and buzzing around me in line…the lady I saw was really nice although it was hotter than Africa in the post office and I had 3 things for her to do. Nice…
I must mention that around now the MX135 and MX140 have begun (to me at least) to smell like that BO you get when you haven’t quite hit puberty. It doesn’t really stink, but it’s a little off. However, when I stuck my wrist under my son’s nose, he said I smell like me.
Since it was hot, I had to hit a few stores to constantly keep our fluids up. In each store I went, it was like I was the most beautiful woman on the planet. Conversations stopped, men just stood there looking at me until I left. The older woman at hte counter was very nice as well…at least when I got within smelling distance. When she first saw me it didn’t look good. LMAOOOOOOOOO
Off we went to the DMV. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH boy. Women slapped husbands, girlfriends slapped boyfriends (no joke). I didn’t have to pay for a new ID and was taken care of like a VIP. People stopped what they were doing and to help me. The woman I had to do all the paperwork with was handling me, she just smiled the whole time (my gaydar is perfect, she was a lesbian). Not only that, the older gentleman next to her just kept staring at me…when he had people in front of him he was supposed to be helping. When I had to go in the verification line, I walked past the open window of the guy in front of me, he got out of the car and just stood there…in the boiling heat, on the driver’s side of his car, facing me. ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO. Then my car started to verheat and I calle dmy mechanic and the tow guy. While I waited, I had to get my pic taken…after being out in the hot sun. DANG. I took the pic and just told myself I can always get another one…when I commented on that out loud, he said, “No, you look fabulous, look! Being out in the sun works for you”…Uh huh. I must admit, it was the best ID pic I’ve ever taken.
So we go sit down and then all of a sudden all the empty seats around me were filled up with me. I had one older woman giving me the nastiest look this side of a sweaty pair of gym socks until I sat down. Within a few minutes she was staring at me, but no longer sneering. More like studying. LOL…
The truck driver calls me on my cell to tell me he’s outside waiting for me. He sounds pissed. They had told me it was going to be an hour and it was barely 30 minutes, I was happy. I went outside and walked up to his window to tell him where my car is and he suddenly seemed more relaxed. Then he’s all smiles, chatty, etc while he’s hooking my car up. So much that my son asked me if I had met him before…
All the way to my mechanic he’s talking to me like we’re dating, practically, teasing me and all that. So we get to my mechanic and he puts my car down and leaves…or SO I THOUGHT. For about 20 minutes, he just sat there in his truck, watching me(his boss had called him a few minutes before we arrived, he had another call)!!!
So when I walked into my mechanic’s shop (the shop I’ve been to several times before), it seems everyone wanted to come check out my car all of a sudden. THIS HAD NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. Literally every mechanic in the shop, (not just the owner that I deal with) were like bees to honey at my car. I was completely taken aback. it was close to closing and he told me to bring it in tomorrow.
There was more, but I figured I’d post again after I get back from my clients’ house in a few hours. He was the real Huggy Bear when I wore some of the last of my Primal when I saw him. I just sprayed some MX140 so it could dry down before I left. So…what do you think?