Holy Heck, the SMELL! Industrial Grade Copulins R Strooong

I used some Dirty today with my A314. I came home about 12 hours later and my wife asked me if I had put on copulins. I couldn’t smell them even when I first put it on.

I guess she was sensitised to the smell by my experiments with “industrial grade” and she picked up the copulins in Dirty right away. I don’t know if Androtics is using exactly the same formulation but it’s similar enough for my wife to recognize it by smell.

200/1 dilution sounds about right for the “industrial grade.” One drop in a standard Androtics bottle works. I’ve gone up to 3 or 4 times that concentration in heavily scented mixes. For my wife. For me, it’s greater dilutions.

What cops product are you guy talking about? Not that I want to buy any…I’m still worried about the smell I gave off using only one drop of EW in my Instant sexiness to go bottle.

Mia Culpa, I’m talking about copulin concentrate from another manufacturer. Trust me: you are so right you do not want to buy any. Also, trust me when I say that EW, when diluted or covered with another scent, does not bother other people. I’ve never had any complaints even when I’ve worn it straight, uncovered. Quite the contrary. What I am working with here is like EW on crack.:slight_smile:

Mtnjim and GWTW: 200:1? Wow. Being a Kitten of very little brain, I’m not so great with conversions. If I put 3 normal sized drops into a 2/3 full 8 oz bottle of lotion, what would the ratio be? Anyone? :slight_smile:

The coffee grounds will mask the smell but it won’t actually eliminate the odor. It will still permeate through the container. You won’t have to worry about Narcotic detector dogs so it isn’t that big of a deal, but it just means it’s gonna stink regardless of where you stick it. In the fridge? Yuck. Hope you got a few boxes of arm 'n hammer.

Since winter’s coming I’m going to try moving my supply back inside soon. It’s taped closed with electrician’s tape, inside a ziploc bag, in a ceramic container with a rubber gasket. The container hasn’t been cracked open in several weeks. Hopefully I can bring it in for the winter so long as I don’t open the crock.

estimate using 250 drops/oz, 5 oz of product

ratio = 3 / (5 * 250) = 0.0024

this is a dilution of approximately 1:400

A very reasonable dilution for this stuff.

Good God… Sounds like you got a regular chemical weapons lab going…
maybe you can sell it as a ‘weapon of mass distraction’ and earn your self a quick buck or two…:roll_eyes:

beware of the consequences.. The United Nations could ban you for being an immediate and present sexual distraction to all able bodied men…:open_mouth:

I agree with Kitten to an extent (I’ve worn it uncovered occasionally as well), but I only have experience with one bottle and I’m told it depends on the bottle, also on how long it’s matured. I have an unopened bottle I bought in February that I expect to be much more pungent once I finally break the seal on it.

“weapon of mass distraction” haha ha ha.

seriously, if you need to bury the stuff in a bio-hazard containment unit under 24 hour armed guard, I’ll stick with EW.

Same here Mia, eow or ewww as I call it is strong enough for me. This stuff sounds dangerous. Anyone test to see if it is flammable yet? :open_mouth:

'Ewwwwwww" is an apt name for it, inkling. I shudder to think what this EWwww x200 smells like. Sounds like it could strip paint and remove varnish and rust.

You may be right. If this is what I think this is, it is the legendary original beta EoW that needed special handeling. It was later diluted massively and released as EoW.

ahhh i think i read about this legendary potion in my travels through the archives and old threads. I’d be afraid it would be so strong a guy’s willy might just break off. ouch.

Yes, but at least you’ll have some good paint stripper.:smiley:

i don’t think that’s the kind of stripping most men prefer.

Better strip paint… then strip a mans penis… then it would be PENICIDE…

wouldn’t a lady stripping be better than paint stripping?

defintely agree on the “penicide” though LOL

Mmmmm Strippers. Reminds me of my misspent youth!

Sounds like a stripper alright..:smiley:

not for nothing,
but i find wearing copulins in low doses inconspicuously works great…

imagine your in a room, and someone puts on a very high amount of any perfume.
the whole room smells like it, even after you get used to it and dont really smell it all that much, its still difficult to zone-in on the source .

i am not having any woman cash-in on my copulins… :wink: