I finally received some industrial strength copulins from a manufacturer that shall remain nameless. (Over a month and a half to get them in the mail. But that’s another story.)
Careful what you wish for, is all I can say.
Upon receipt, I could smell the stuff through the packaging even though it was wrapped in multi layers of plastic and bubble wrap. While the actual scent is ever so slightly more pleasant than Essence of Woman, the intensity of the copulin smell is at least 50X. The acidity of the copulins combined with the alcohol dilutant burns the nostrils. It takes at least 20 minutes for the strong alcohol smell to go away. The skin I sprayed it on was reddened in a precise spray-sized circle for an hour.
What is left after drydown is a slightly nicer version of EW, but so intense that nothing completely covers it. I put together a togo bottle with half cops and half Instant Sexiness A in chocolatini. Result? Same cops scent, but with chocolatini under it. Even one drop added to a regular 30 ml Androtics bottle is likely to have a huge effect. I just don’t want to wreck anything, you know?
Finally, I now feel like I have some sort of contraband chemical to hide from everyone. I put the bottle in a large sandwich baggie inside a tupperware container and put that in the refrigerator. I swear I can smell the stuff when I open the refrigerator! But where can I put it? Cripes.
Go with the smuggler’s approach. put your baggie sealed cops in a can of coffee. (sure, the coffee may end up turning some guy on, but since when is that bad for you, right?) That’s my first, last, and only idea. Good luck!
I have these visions of cops knocking on my door.
Bam bam bam!
The Poh leece: “Police! Open up.”
Door opens.
Kitten: “Why, yes officers? What can I do for you?”
Police: “Ma’am we have reports of a dead body smell coming from your apartment. We suspect foul play or possibly an active meth amphetamine lab.”
Kitten: “Little old me? Couldn’t possibly be.”
Police: “Well it does smell kinda uh funky in here…But ummmm. What was I saying? Dammmn. You’re hot.”
Kitten: “Nice cuffs. Want some coffee?”
Maybe I should leave the bottle out and let it breathe and consider my place an orgy zone. (Kidding! I think.) You are right about getting it out of the fridge, Carrie. I gotta try Snook’s smuggler trick, since I can just imagine the possibilities of having my own zombie luv coffee blend. Wonder if copulins go with chicory?
Me to Carrie they must have just changed it recently. 100 ml is alot of cops LOL. I am gonna hold off for now. I have 3 bottles of EOW still which work fine. Do cops go bad if you dont use them within a certain amount of time ?
I would assume any delicate chemical compund would… I’ve been under the assumption that all -mones would lose potency over time… Just due to chemical precipitation and breakdown. There would have to be certain effect-changing differences if you were to let them sit for months? years? in the same place.
Thank you for sharing and enjoying my doofy predicament. I gotta pick up a can of ground coffee ASAP. I have coffee but it is in a bag.
Dolly suggested that I do some digging for old EW posts–In particular Ail/Bunny’s adventures with the first generation brew. She’s so smart!
Tisha, I PMed you.
Regarding this particular type of copulins going bad…Snook, I am sure you are right, scientifically speaking. But if it went bad, how would anyone know? Couldn’t go by smell.
And I’m nervous/excited about field testing. Hope no one runs away from me or faints.
I think steveo or someone with a similar name made a thread over this. He said to only work with it outside of the house & dilute it 20/30/65?(I forget):1 Carrier/cops.
If those are the ones I think they are, good luck. They did use to be in 50 ml bottles. Dolly and I both tried work with those, unbeknownst to each other, and so far as I know, neither of us had any success. The smell never dies down, although I know what you mean about it actually smelling a wee bit softer to the nose in the bottle. But you put them on, even greatly diluted, and the smell grows and shifts and gets worse. It turns into a stinky pantyhose foot smell that is horrendous and it ruins damn near everything you put it in. If it smells OK after you do it, once you put it on and wait a few hours, it starts to stink. And it will burn your skin, although not horribly, but be extremely careful around your eyes, even if you’ve washed your hands. I never give up on anything and I give up on this stuff. The only success I thought I might have had with it was putting a couple of drops in an entire bathtub of water and soaking. That’s the dilution it needs to be right. And I have never been sure it had any positive effect. For whatever reason, it seems to dilute better with water than oil - so try diluting it in water first, like a drop to at least a cup of water, before using THAT like you would EOW in anything else. Good luck. It ruined every mix I put it in, if not right away, then in a few days. Every now and then I try it again and then a few hours later I am in the bathroom trying to wash off the stink, but if you can find a way to use this stuff, let me know. If you pour it down the drain, btw, the smell will be belching out whenever you run water for days. Although it may remove clogs And if it is the same place, the customer service is non-existent. I always had to email to find out where my order was, orders come wrong, or they run out and just cancel your whole order and say they emailed you when you ask but I never received an email. And it usually takes several or a phone call to get an answer to mine.
Here’s what I just did: Took some heavily scented body lotion (Calypso’s Protect and Restore with Ylang Ylang, 8 oz 2/3 full) and added 3 drops of cops. This lotion has the strongest fragrance of any I own and already contains some sort of calming plant-based pheromone. (Can’t see that it does much to people. But maybe my houseplants feel extra chilled when I wear it.)
Worked a little of the lotion into my forearms. Yay! Can’t smell the cops! Will report back later.
I gotta pick up a can of ground coffee ASAP. I have coffee but it is in a bag.
