No way!
AD has a forum that’s open and friendly to anyone.
I’d stay away from A314 because of your line of work, IH and Instant sexyness would probably work best for you. I’m sure jamesbonded, sillykitty, or even tish would give you their suggestions on female products.
As for the science behind this:
There are a couple of links there that might help you out a bit.
Good luck and welcome to the forum!