I’ve walked around in the daytime wearing three or four sprays of AMMO or even TUTH, way more than enough to send me across the OD threshold. However, this only gets me partially ignored, no strong aggressive responses from other males, nothing. Not even when I’m walking around, stickin’ my chest out and strutting it with my (hot) girlfriend, nor just lettin’ my balls hang out in public.
Anyway.
This friend was having a birthday party, to which my girlfriend and I were cordially invited. We went to the classiest place in town, Olive Garden, where the complimentary ice water is bottomless, and the faux Italian decor is in abundance. Screw the recession, we’re going all out here, people.
I decided that just for my own personal entertainment, I’d grab my Primal Instinct, (25 mcg per drop, yes, 25) and my A314 and see what happens. One drop Primal to the throat, covered with fine '89 sauvignon blanc (actually, it was Bvlgari Black), and topped off with four or five drops A314 to the jawline, neck, backs of ears, wrists, and one drop onto the floor for my deceased homies. One must pay respect.
First, I went to go pick up said friend and bring her to the party. In the car, she was quite timid and wasn’t saying much. Very unusual. I’m thinking to myself here that this could be the perfect application for days where I want to be left the hell alone. Sorry, guy on street, I don’t want to sign your petition. Sorry, guy rolling on ground, you’ll have to get somebody else to dial “911” for you. You know, the basics.
So we arrive at le petit restaurant (my French is a little rusty, sorry guys), slide up to la tabla (same with my Spanish), get some επιλογές (same with my Greek), and order up a couple of 飲み物 (and my Japanese).
There was a definite ghost effect with my large androstenone signature. I was around people who usually like to talk my ears off, but this time they were not doing so. I was having a hard time getting a word in because it was like I wasn’t there. However, unlike my normal 7.5-10 mcg -none OD’s, I was getting some serious respect hits at the same time. Other guys rushing to open doors for me (What? In front of their girlfriend? Yup.), everybody shutting up when I actually tried to get the attention of the whole table. Very nice!
And finally, when it was time to call it a night, and drop off the girlfriend, she was going nuts. Very, very horny. I can get fairly strong responses with my optimal one spray AMMO, but nothing like this. She’s often pretty shy, this time she was pawing me, going all over my neck, refusing to let go. I believe I heard her proclaim to be horny multiple times. Whoo!
So, I did what any good man would do. I threw her out and drove away. Kidding, but I was exhausted and needed to call it a night. It was damn hard to get her to go, though, and she asked me for one of my shirts.
In conclusion, will I wear unbuffered Primal Instinct again? Absolutely. Under the right condition, a massive -none OD can produce excellent results in the sexual department. And sometimes I want to be ignored by everybody just going through my daily routine, and this works very well for that too.
(Note to self: Insert closing humor here. Very important to end this post with something hilarious. Otherwise it won’t get bumped, I won’t get lol’s, and the literally upwards of five minutes I spent writing this will have been in vain.)