Huh!? A male hit at the oil change on MX297, TUTH and IH X4

Hello out there in the land of the Cell Phone Zombies!

1 shot of MX297 to each side of the neck = 2 + 1 shot shared by the top of the hands and quickly smeared to the sides of the neck

1 shot of TUTH 0.5 to chest

4 shots of IH X4 to the back of the neck

Had to go in and get an oil change. Got there and found out my coupons were all used up. DamNit!

Anyway, the lady who’s takes care of the maintenance paper work is Caucasian, early 30s … I’d do her! We were walking and talking, and she turned bright red (flushed) — mosquitos paradise! POW! That t’was a hit, but I’m here to share the male hit today people!

We’re standing out side, and she has to run off for a second to check to see how much another book of oil changes and tire rotation costs.

I as the male, chocolate coated, early to middle 50s was that his Escalade, he says, “I WISH.” Before long we were talking about women in this area. NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES. I shared my favorite thought with him, "THE WOMEN AROUND THIS AREA DON’T LIKE ME TOO MUCH. EVERYBODY’S LOOKING FOR THAT PIECE OF FINANCIAL PUZZLE. I TELL’EM, ‘IF THAT THANG COULD JUMP FROM BETWEEN HER LEGS, WALK INTO THE KITCHEN, AND COOK ME A FULL COURSE MEAL … I’D PAY HER BILLS!’ " :roll_eyes:

HIT: He says, “YES, I GOT THIS YOUNG THING IN THE NEXT TOWN, AND I TOLD HER I’M NOT LEAVING MY WIFE, NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES! THEY THINK IF THEY GIVE YOU SEX, YOU’LL CHANGE YOUR MIND.”

That is not what you tell a total stranger within 10 minutes!!! IH is a LIP LUBRICANT!!! :wink:

That concludes my sharing for this marvelous 29th of September, 2010.

Ching! Ching!

Ciao!

You sly dog you

Holy moly 4 shots of 4x IH. Damn!

Lol, I’ve done that before, it really is fun! :stuck_out_tongue:

I think I’m going to load up on beta -nol sometime soon and see what people say. Haha should be fun.

Be careful fer wha’ya wish fer!

Sometimes my mind flashes to the place where I wonder … how many people have had their feelings hurt or heart broken from wearing IH … as painful SECRETS slipped from betweenst someone’s lips. :o

Good point.

I’ll just have to risk it. :cool: FOR SCIENCE!

heh… i have beta nol at 50mcg per spray and only use it for mixes…

have it at 10mcg per spray too…

im sensing a possible pherobombing upcoming haha

Orrrr… your could hit a gusher of unstoppable blather… the think about corks in bottles, once you pull the cork loose, its’ a lot harder to wedge it back in… do you KNOW how my chihuahua misses her mommy back in Wisconsin ? Well, let me tell you, her second cousin, the one with the sixth toe on he left foot, found out the yard man was drinking brake fluid and confessed he sold his adopted children for bone marrow transplants, then it turns it it was not him but but his twin brother who isn’t named Elvis after all who was incompetent to stand trial…and you’re standing there thinking… please, please, please let this woman have a stroke right here before me…

hahaha, nice hits and great well told story!
I just got more IH as well as cttm. Can’t wait to give them a HEAVY testing

scratches head

Tis aint your head you be scratching :open_mouth: