Hello out there in the land of the Cell Phone Zombies!
1 shot of MX297 to each side of the neck = 2 + 1 shot shared by the top of the hands and quickly smeared to the sides of the neck
1 shot of TUTH 0.5 to chest
4 shots of IH X4 to the back of the neck
Had to go in and get an oil change. Got there and found out my coupons were all used up. DamNit!
Anyway, the lady who’s takes care of the maintenance paper work is Caucasian, early 30s … I’d do her! We were walking and talking, and she turned bright red (flushed) — mosquitos paradise! POW! That t’was a hit, but I’m here to share the male hit today people!
We’re standing out side, and she has to run off for a second to check to see how much another book of oil changes and tire rotation costs.
I as the male, chocolate coated, early to middle 50s was that his Escalade, he says, “I WISH.” Before long we were talking about women in this area. NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES. I shared my favorite thought with him, "THE WOMEN AROUND THIS AREA DON’T LIKE ME TOO MUCH. EVERYBODY’S LOOKING FOR THAT PIECE OF FINANCIAL PUZZLE. I TELL’EM, ‘IF THAT THANG COULD JUMP FROM BETWEEN HER LEGS, WALK INTO THE KITCHEN, AND COOK ME A FULL COURSE MEAL … I’D PAY HER BILLS!’ " ![]()
HIT: He says, “YES, I GOT THIS YOUNG THING IN THE NEXT TOWN, AND I TOLD HER I’M NOT LEAVING MY WIFE, NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES! THEY THINK IF THEY GIVE YOU SEX, YOU’LL CHANGE YOUR MIND.”
That is not what you tell a total stranger within 10 minutes!!! IH is a LIP LUBRICANT!!! ![]()
That concludes my sharing for this marvelous 29th of September, 2010.
Ching! Ching!
Ciao!