I can't think of a cute, sassy name for my journal!

Field Reports & Anecdotal Experience Women's Journals
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Well hello there! Welcome to my journal. I can’t promise it will be entertaining but I will absolutely try my best! :stuck_out_tongue:

A little more info on me: I’m a 28 year old female (I normally don’t admit that but the Instant Shine has me in such a great mood, why not!?!) My attitude towards life is very relaxed. I tend to not worry or care about most things. Just more of a take it as it is thing. Whatever is going on, if it didn’t kill you, then it’s not as bad as it could be, am I right? When I first meet people I tend to be very introverted. Once I’m comfortable with you good luck getting me to shut up! Then I have to be the center of attention :smiley: I still don’t remember how I found this site, I was doing a completely unrelated internet search and lookie what I found! I’m so glad I did though. I guess I need help portraying to the world how I really feel about myself. When I’m alone I’m 100% comfortable with myself (aren’t we all haha) but add people I don’t know to the mix and I turn very self conscious. I figured these would give me the confidence I need to just say fck it! I don’t care. This is me. Because of my social awkwardness I tend to come off as a btch which is as far from the truth as you can get. I’m a sweetheart and tend to love everyone. Anywho. Enough babbling! On to the good stuff!

I’m not going to lie, I kept checking the status of my package and was thrilled to wake up this morning and find that my package was on the truck waiting for delivery. Yes, I did in fact look out the window about every 10 min hoping to see that beautiful white FedEx truck. When he finally pulled up and honked I almost jumped out of my seat with excitement. He didn’t even have to step foot into my yard, I met him at the truck.

I opened it before I even got back to the front door! I knew there would be chocolate (always a plus) and a free gift :wink: I ordered Instant Honesty (in an attempt to get the boy to open up more) and Instant Shine (to get his friends I have yet to meet in my corner) The free gift turned out to be Instant Sexiness B which I was going to order tomorrow (payday’s never come often enough, do they?) That alone sealed my loyal customer status. I’ve already had 2 of my friends sign up. One’s account hasn’t been activated and I think it’s because I let her use my computer to sign up and I think the IP address was logged, I’m not sure.

I sprayed 2 Instant Shine on my chest and 1 Instant Sexiness B spit between my wrists. Of course I was in an extremely good mood to begin with but I had a perma grin on my face a few min later. My friend who I mentioned above came over (also already in a good mood) and she got a wee bit giddy after being around me. We have “trials” set up next week. We will be reporting on those. I can’t wait to meet up with my mother when she gets off work, she’s normally cranky. (I work at home so I don’t get that feeling anymore. AMEN!) We will see how she reacts. Instant honesty is going to have to wait. I’m already the queen of blurting out what’s on my mind! I don’t believe in what if’s so if I wanna say something I am gonna say it!

Before I log off for the afternoon I just wanted to get this in: They smell AMAZING! I expected the smells to be a little off putting but I will not need a cover scent. Instant Shine seems to work really well with my body chemistry. And I use baby oil gel instead of lotion so I don’t know if that played into the mix. I will keep you updated! (and I apologize now because I am very long winded. It’s genetic I swear!)

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Well I learned a bit more by this so thanks for all that. But you want a name for your journal about pheromones? I would suggest “playing with your four m ones” referencing to four play, and the pheromones. I think it’s cute. :stuck_out_tongue: Sorry i had to split the “m” from “ones” but it shows up as “pheromones” instead of just m ones

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I can sense your excitement and sense of humor, As the sultry cartoon character Jessica Rabbit said when asked what she saw in her husband, funny-bunny Roger: “He makes me laugh.” :slight_smile:

I look forward to reading more. lol

MVKBUGATTI

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Hey you! Thanks for stopping by!

I have a mini report! My friend went off last night to play pool with her ex so we “suited” her up with Instant Sexiness B sprayed in her hair then Instant Honesty on her hands. Everyone seemed to be in a good mood but she couldn’t really confirm they were true hits…She’s more of an Alpha so we chalked it up to some of them just being confused.

HOWEVER she came back to my house and I had an image of my boy up on the screen (this is where the convo will be edited because it was NOT PG-13!) we had been discussing something he wanted earlier and she started going off on how I should say yes (I was already planning on it, I’m a pervert <- Honesty made me say that!! haha) She stopped and said, “I’m being bad I don’t know why I am saying that!” I had to remind her she was wearing Honesty!

I refreshed my Shine before I met up with my mother and she was in a good mood but I’m thinking it’s because she’s starting her vacation away from her less than pleasant boss. I sprayed some on her but no dramatic results. My mom is always chatty but it did seem to be a little more than usual.

Next week we are going out to the bars and we will do detailed accounts of what we are wearing, how many sprays and where we sprayed. I think we are trying to get through these ASAP so we have an excuse to order more.

One last thing! I cut the majority of the label off the bottles and just left the names in case someone spies it. It just looks like a sample of perfume :smiley: