Very interesting observation today. I started the day out early as I have lots to do today. Party this afternoon in Mississippi.
I’m wearing Dirty oil for the very first time and I made a big booboo. I didn’t realize the bottle actually had a dropper and so my application is 2 drops to neck and about 10 to the happy trail of love (For anyone who don’t know that is right below the belly button).
10 That’s a whole lot of drops but before I realized what was going on it was way too late. Why not live life to the extreme anyway. I was at a Flea Market this morning and ran into a guy and lady friend I know. Dude was like you smell terrible. He just kept going on like I hadn’t showered in days. I was like I showered this morning. I asked the girl what she thought (I’m a bastard) and she was like you smell good, but are you wearing perfume or something?
I said like womens perfume.
She said yes.
I said no, then I was like OHHHH, with a sly grin and said I wasn’t actually wearing perfume but I was with someone who was this morning after I had already showered. The sly grin was very important.
She just shrunk her shoulders in and turned red. Dude knew something was going on, but wasn’t quick enough. His girlfriend (did I mention they were a couple?) was like we should all hang out again.
Anyway 12 drops of Dirty oil and some interesting conversations already.
BTW my brother said I stunk like hell and needed to go shower. He said I smelled like a whore…
First time I’ve ever worn dirty, but I’ll keep you updated as the day/night progresses.
Remember to smile all day like this: . You should be save then. Last time with a -none od AND a very bad mood in a club almost got me beaten up by some anabolica junkies…
AHHH i just took another whiff of Dirty, and the smell was seemingly familiar… just like some whiteboard magic markers! HAHAHAH! omg. 12 drops must have made you smell like a giant whiteboard marker
Well I’m about to leave to go to the Hot-Tub Party today. I will bring some along with me in case I get all wet. I really don’t feel like getting in the hot tub right now and guys here’s a BIG SteveO hint with love: If you ever get invited to go swimming or hot tub with a girl, conveniently always forget your swim trunks. (If you have to ask why or how this changes everything then you need more help than I’m wiling to give)
Tonight should be pretty fun, but I will have to leave early as my dad is coming in from California tonight, but I’ll try and make the most out of it.
As far as OD is concerned I’ve learned that as long as your congruent with the amount of -none you are wearing everything always works out OK. I’ve worn 6-8 sprays of TUTH out clubbing MANY times.
Yikes! That’s a lot of Dirty! (And I knew I forgot something in my order… grrr!). I still can’t get Tater’s first experience with the stuff out of my head. Smells like a whiteboard marker, eh? All this time, I was thinking it probably smelled like hooker panties.
Well Saturday was very interesting. There were tornadoes all night and yet the power only went out for about 20 minutes.
The night wasn’t as good as I thought as the Hot Tub party turned into sit and watch movies on the couch but very close. Like there were three other couches, but seems like they were all broken or could not be sat on. In fact there were more people on the two seater than meant to seat. Very close and apparently I smelled very good and the only other guy said I stunk.
I had to leave early but I will continue to test later today.