I want to bite your neck!!!

Field Reports & Anecdotal Experience Men's Journals
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Hello all. I have been using for a while. lol , sound like I am in rehab. I figured I should start a journal to give some other users insight and have something solid for myself to refer to.

My favorite flavor as of late has been Instant Jerk with just about anything; typically in a night club or bar environment. The title of my Journal is what a woman told me during one of my nights testing and it was one of my best hits that just sticks in my mind.

My mix or layers were 2xIJ ,2xIG and 1xP83 (25mcg). I suspect that that one shot is what puts this over the top.

After talking and reading on the board, I decided to see what would happen if I use A314B in place of IG with no P83.

Saturday I had one of my boyz come over to play have some drinks and play some GH6 before we hit the spot. I had already dosed and when he arrived he was his usual self. jovial and self depricating, he sucks at GH by the way. I told him of my exploits on Monday and Thursday night and instead of listening to all the details, he started to “pass judgement” and claim I wasn’t seeing everything. I think the 314 caused me to cut him off and force him to listen and he did. I could still see some objection or doubt in his face; but , he would not verbalize it. I normally let him go on with tryig to voice his “reality” but for what ever reason was not having it that night. I think the 314B makes me a little irritable when certain negative stimuli is introduce. I was agitated for sure; but not agumentative. It was like an agitated Obi’wan telling a trooper “these aren’t the driods you’re looking for”.

I know I said we were drinking before we left; but don’t fret, it within walking distance. Before we got there he started to say something that was going to agitate me again and I thought maybe some shine should have been added. I metaphorically waved my hand and all was good again. from then on the night was beyond bizzare and uncharacteristic for this spot. There were a lot of people good mix of male and female. The bartender that I know well had my drink poured before I got to the bar. Everyone was happy to see me, thats not the unsual part. as I made my way back to the pool table to see who was playing another bartender that works during the day was there. we wll call her J. I have only talked to her a couple of times very briefly and never had mones on. Also my interaction with here were never more than friendly because she said to my friend and I had heard from her co-workers that she played for the “other team”. here is where the bizarre happens, I walk back there and she see me and comes in to give a kiss on the cheek and instead pulls me in for a tight hug and a kiss. At that moment I knew she had a full dose of the jerk. She commented on how good it was to see me and insisted on introducing me to all her friends and family and hoped that she got to play me in pool. throughout the entire night when we were not talking she would walk past me and rub whatever part of my body that was close to touch or just stop to get my attention to rub my shoulder or hug me. Another guy at the bar I had noticed when I was standding there would stare and look away and eventually he introduced himself and asked if he could buy me a drink. During the night on and off we would talk about the ladies and his reason for visiting. Oh my sidekick or as I like to call him the perfect wingman (because he has no standards) was sitting at the back joking with me and there was this older woman dancing and she was doing very well. She did a kick in the air and we both saw it. I looked at him and he looked at me as I was grinning and started to laugh. In that moment we both saw what could have happened if someone had walked in front of her and we were laughing uncontrollably. she came over and started laughing to and we could not stop to tell her it wasnt her dancing it’s the hypothetical that we saw. eventually we got it out and introduced ourselves. She wasnt my type so I acted as neutral as possible and talked up my wing because I know him when he makes a certain gesture towards a woman.

She had a firnd with here that if she were 10 years younger i may have made a play for and my wing was insistant that I go for it; but I had to decline. Then there were there were what I though were the 3 sisters that came in, One was like a little more voluptuous Kim Kardashian. I was at the bar and they went to the restroom and were back and forth along the bar before settling for a cramped space between me and “New Jersey”. there was plenty of room elsewere. I initially had my back to them and shifted just enough to look out my periphery to see where their focus was and i notice the one that caught my eye was basically in my seat almost. I turned around and introduced myself and had an nice converstation with the one who caught my eye when they came in. It was blurted out at some point by one of the other girls that she was the mom :open_mouth: Not sure where that came from. exchanged email addresses and kept it moving.
I did have one negative reaction but it wasn’t against me. It was me getting agitated with a guy that would not get off the table when I was taking my shot on the 8 ball while playing J. I did the metaphoric hand wave and told him to get off the table until i took my shot, he started to argue the game was over and I told him it wasn’t and its disrespectful to be on the table during someone elses shot. he got the message and backed off and i nailed the shot. Long congratulatory hug from J and all was well.
That was pretty much the whole night and J kept touching and hugging me whenever she could. Everyone listened to what I had to say or I had to excuse myself from a conversation when it got boring..looking at the part of the bar where i am being crowded and the other ends sparse.
I t was along night and my wing was taking forever to close the deal on his target so I told him I was leaving. Got home and got a text from the same woman that inspired the title of my journal…I will have to tell that story another time.
Needless to say, I really think the 314B make me a little short under certain circumstances. I am going to spend a day with just that on tomorrow and see if simple things agitate me more than usual to confirm. If so i may revert to my IJ/IG combo when I am out partying. I love the reactions that IJ gets, It’s my night time AMEX.

Instant Jerk and P83
A314 1.23B Thread
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Did a full test of A314B spray and confirmed it does make me anxious. Won’t be using it in my night/party mix. Will be ordering an the 314A and see if that is the same.
It does get me the same results as the oil base; but the big drawback for me is the effect doesn’t last as long as the oil base A314.

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OK, I have been away for a while because of holidays and moving; but have quite a bit to report. until I do IJ and IG is still on the top of my charts. I even mixed in a little ammo or IH a few times. preview. IG amd IJ with anything especially IH will get you in and remembered. I purposefully left a chick I met on IG/IJ out in the dark and called out to her and she responded over a month later the way I wanted he too…I will go in to detail later; in the meantime, if you are considering a consumer mix to test of just somthing to add to the shelf, thing about the jerk, it realy is not as dangerous as you think. just leave some for me to order :stuck_out_tongue:

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OK, the Jerk is still in effect. Last night on a whim I called one of my buddies up to check out a “bar” near my new place. It was a bad idea to say the least and because of a slapbet neither of us can talk about it ever.
I was wearing the last 2 sprays of the A314Bravo and 4 sprays of the Jerk and 25mcg spray of P83 on the top of my head one shot of IH.
I suggested that we go to my old testing ground to shake off the last place. Upon arrival friends and associates showered me with greetings and were vying for chat time. I hadn’t even ordered my first round of livation. The night went as expected with the Jerk. I was pretty much in my own world and hamming it up with the guys, I was the dude and in rare form. Here is where I got a little more focused, there is a woman talking with my friends at the bar. We have been introduced but I totally ignored her when I came in and was greeting everyone. Towards the end of the night I went back to the bar to get a round since I lost a bet with my bud and she was engaged in a conversation with some guy. She whips around and we end up talking and she confesses to me that even before we were introduced she would look for me to be in the bar. Then after we met she would ask our mutual friends, “where is Ron, is Ron here?”, I was like whoa to myself. I have worn a lot of mixes in this place over time, so there is no telling…oh wait. I wore A1 with all my mixes for a good 2 months when I went there. I wonder if that may have something to do with the “mild” fixation. I will never know.
To continue, she confessed how attracted she was to me and I all but forgot about the guy that was there prior when I glanced over and ignored him. I went to go join the pack and she insisted on a hug, I obliged and then she popped me a nice kiss on the lips. she had great New York Boobies and I didnt want to be rude so I did what any Jerk would do. :wink:
Played another game of poo and went to clear the spot and she grabbed me for another round and suggested that I call her to have dinner sometime.
It wasn’t a crazy night like it could be especially when you mix livation with P83. I had my wits about me and was picking up on hits. No one challenged me at all, all my guy friends took my insults, turned the cheek and took another and laughed just as much as I did. Women that I didn’t know were there with their dates or men and were indifferent to me, until I slowly walked…no sauntered past them an the biggest hit was I noticed a latin woman there with a guy, they didn’t seem intimate at all really. she went to the restroom and the whole time before I got in their area was facing forward and turned her head to talk to the guy. when she came back he went to the rest room and she ended up facing my direction toward the bar. I didn’t think to much about it until I heard them talking and saw that she was not looking the guy in the face at all but was positioned in such a way, as if she told the guy to move over you’re blocking the TV, And she looked me dead in the eye for what seemed forever. I didn’t blink and not know their relationship left it at that. It was indeed the status quo with IJ in the mix.
I am so happy that my 30ml bottle of IJ came in today…we are going to have so much fun.:cool:

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Since the gentleman didn’t report any results on his IJ experiment, I have decided to essentially OD on it and see how far I can go. Taking my sister with me tonight. I still need to decide if I will A314 it or IG. Not sure I will need to bring any backup. I have a good understanding of the Jerk. :wink:

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Last night and today I decided to break out the A314 Alpha spray and see how it effected me. I mentioned before, no matter what I layered with the Bravo I had an edge was little things set me off. Not so much with 2 sprays of the Alpha.
Got up showered and tossed on 2 sprays, made a couple of business calls from home and was motivated, cogent and concise with my converstations, noticed my speaking was a little louder and in command. not to much to do after that so fired up the PS3 and played some GH6 with some friends, I was very accurate and performed better than I did on songs I hate to play because they give me trouble all the time, couldn’t beleive it.
Today same deal, except had a face to face with an associate and he was pretty much game to take on some huge projects with an international company, until I told him I was not sure I would be around long term. At which point he went into trying to convince me that he had to do it with me and we could handle it. I was testing him, because the money is a great motivator :slight_smile:; but I wanted to see where he would steer if he thought at some point he would have to manage it alone.
Been a long day on a seasonable South Florida day so I am going to have one more spray of A314 and see if my focus and performance level is the same playing GH6 then going to scrub for my ultimate IJ test…Do I really own the Jerk, stay tuned!!!

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Didn’t get to do IJ test last night. Wing-sister got attacked by her cat; but, have a new venue I may hit tonight for a cougar turning 40 birthday party at a night club. Will have a nice mix of 20-40 somethings to release the Jerk on.

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You F@&%^ Jerk… I am back and apologize for my abscence. Let me start off by saying, nom reaffirming my conviction that IJ is the most awesome fun mix I have tried.
In about a month i have went through a half bottle just about and have went with 8+ sprays on average with no negative effects.
I will try and run down several weeks and try to avoid the fluff.

Thanksgiving and Christmas parties/events were my first experiments with 8-10 sprays. I initially opted to carry some IS and A314 but after the first 10 spray test I felt I didnt need a crutch and wanted to own it. no matter how much or how little IJ I put on I still have that devil may care attitude and am quick to banter and then dismiss people. where I would normally be a wall flower I am always approaching friends or new people and engaging them and then move on to another area or converstation without a sexond thought. I noticed that people ,speciffically women are more open to talk with me. In my normal testing venue a lot of the women there know my face and associate me with common friends, but recently the converstations have been more one on one and very engaging.
recently a woman who I know works with an aquaintence was at the bar and was talking with a guy. I sat next to them and made eye contact and smiled, reached over and lit he smoke for her and shortly after the guy left. we effortlessly entered in to a converstation and she couldnt help but remark how interesting it was and wondered why we hadnt talked more before. along with the 10 shots of IJ i have 2 sprays of the new A314a 50mcgs of the P83 (i need to restock that, had a funeral for a great soldier after new years), 2 sprays of IH and a shot of IS 1x; all layered not mixed. I kept and IJ and IG with if i needed to refresh but didnt fell I needed it on any occasion.

Now New Years was LEGEN…wait for it, wait for it…I took my sister out and went to the spot before midnight to meet everyone. Mix was 8 shots IJ, 2 A314a, 4 Ammo 2 IH. I hipped my sister to the mones and even had her carry my refresh in her bag when I needed it, it consisted of IJ, A413, IG, TUTH and IS. it will make sense later. she was very keen to it and we made a deal that I would spray her with something when she wasnt expecting it at some point just to see the reaction. Champagne was had, people were introduced I reach into my bag o tricks and gave her 2 sprays or TUTH. she knew she was hit but not with what. I dont know what the effect if any TUTH has when on a woman but a lot guys were on her like white on rice a glass of milk and a paper plate in a snow storm. older guy I had never met was practically stalking her and would only engage her if I was talking golf or the clubs history with him. 3 of my buddies that came after midnight that I wanted her to meet almost needed bibs to talk to her. One I had never seem overtly expressing desire to any woman was all words and as smooth as a milf with a brazilian wax on a slip and slide, Never saw that from him, and the other was doing the same loiter stalker thing looking for something to say to me so she couldd/ would acknowledge him…and yes, crazy vampire lady was there looking sexy as hell and couldn’t control herself. I brought the TUTH for her really and didnt need it. I think IJ and P83 is her weakness. I got invited to play golf, and open invite from a gay associate who really hit it off with my sister to visit him at his bar anytime, and he introduced me to his female co-workers, may not seem significant; but when I saw these girls they were definitely in my wheelhouse. what I could have easily missed was of the 2 there was one that before she was introduced looked as if she had just put down the menu and had me on order. I had just added 2 sprays of IJ because 4 hours had passed and wanted to stay viable. the look she gave me was almost uncomfortable; but i got it. needless to say, me and sis will be paying them a visit soon, after my P83 gets replenished.
later we went to the Hard Rock and it was no less interesting, I brought the A314a specifically for this venue and I think it made the difference. on new years I have a bare minimum rule, tuxedo or at least french cuffs and links, everyone loves shiney cuff links. Now at the HR i have my a vintage leather blazer maroon, maroon shirt with white cuffs and collar and my biggest most outspoken links and it always starts a conversation and even without mones people dont mess with me,oh forgot to mention matching maroon shoes (pimp right?)
Me and sis we hamming it up taking in the clubs and the venue as a whole and went in to the casino. The only thing I added at this point was 3 shots of a314. we were making our way around and there were a couple of chairs in the aisle and i walk through them, a split second later some guy jumps in my face and says I cant go this way. I look around and see nothing on the floor and 60 feet away the cash box, didnt make sence. I went directly over to his supervisor without even blinking after i took everything in and told her how much I didnt appreciate having hands put on me and yelled at and how I would have been more than understanding if said gentleman even after doing all that explained to me why walking through a couple of “randomly” placed chairs prompted him to say that. she groveled and pulled the guy over as I was walking away and had a talk with him. The same thing happened again, this time it was a cute but older blonde, as I was already 10 feet past their “cordone” she started to grab me, I looked at her and she stopped mid sentance as I proceeded to the players club. I will be making a trip back there with some other stuff but think for longer term a314 oil my suit this venue better.
Another wierd but great moment was women zooming past me and then kinda hitting the breaks, the smiles, rnadom converstations; but the best was we were eating at the food court, my sister wasnt even that socially lubricated and as this group of hot 20 somethings walk past she spills her drink into her pizza, the one girl who I dialed in with a smile before it happened was in line, got out of line and got us napkins even though she could see we already had plenty. I popped off a little joke and we chatted as she was waiting in line. she posted up next to us with her friends after they got their order and had to let the jerk take over. we eventually got home at 8 or 9 am and I think i got more numbers and email addresses in that one night than I probably did in any 3 month period, and I didnt care what anyone thought, I felt like whatever, love me or hate me you will still remember me.
someone said it perfectly I think in another post and I cant stress it enough, no matter what mones you are using its about creating an experience and to add when it comes to IJ for me at least no matter what I add with it I can own 10 sprays and people walk away intrigued, happy, amazed, but never pissed…maybe not just because of my age;but because I know if I keep it light and fun people will be drawn to the Jerk and not hate the Jerk :slight_smile:…I only hate the Jerk when I run out :smiley:

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Good stuff!! I’ll try and keep up with your thread. I’ve just started but I think I will have to try that IJ for sure.

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Man I like the way you play…you got the jerk quarterbacked.

I’m about to start my own testing…let’s see where the jerk (+gent) takes me!!

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I am certain if you find your sweetspot you may want to anchor IJ as I do in most social settings. Just had a surprise visit last night from some friends from New York. Thought they went back before the snow storms, lol. Anyway, they came to visit last night for dinner before their flight. The 2 that I hadn’t met before got the IG/IJ (2x3), all of them did actually. The one that I was interested in had already went back to UF for school. I tossed on nothing but 4 sprays of IJ and 2 sprays IG and they responded even better to it this time. I exchanged banter and jokes with the one I wasn’t really interested in and she couldn’t help but stand next to me and enjoyed me tossing slights back and forth. My friend was interested in the other one so I didnt focus on her too much; but everyone joined in the fun which was the Jerk in the room. I am testing and even though I had no desires on either girl turned it up on the one just to see how far I could push it. When the festivities were over and they left for their flight another friend commented on the one that I was not the least interested in on how much she wanted me. I immediately fired back “yeah I know”.

It was a nice little inpromptu at home with no social lubrication to see the same effect.

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I needed some thermal compound and sis needed a USB drive. I threw on 4 shots IJ and 2 ammo(1x) and 2 A314a. went to the local computer outlet and there was a little pink tricycle parked out front. I insisted that my picture be taken on it. walked in and hot 20 something greeted us. I got 20-30 feet in and she said is there anything i can help you find. I had a pretty good idea where I needed to go but turned around and got in her space and asked her for directions. She pointed it out and I said “I thought you were going to help me” She (((grabbed my arm))) and said “I know; but I can’t leave the door”, Definite hit.
I got what I needed and as I was standing in line heard a call for the next customer to go to the check out at the front door where 20 something was. I walk up and the girl behind the counter was not my type but I couldn’t help but razz her when she said certain things. she said something else and I shot off a quick “thats what she said” and she said I walked right in to that and was laughing at everything I threw at her. meanwhile 20 something was loitering about waiting to verify my receipt against my purchase. I turned around and she was right there, I made a point to look at her pupil dilation since I had all of the light behind me from the store and she had pretty light brown eyes, I cannot say conclusively that there was any dilation; I still had some influence on her.. I walked out and my sister waas not behind my. I turned around and she was at the door asking me to come back in to give her advice on the proper flash drive, I return and help her out and there is another cutie cashing her out and laughing at me telling my sister a joke about a blonde and an L10 cap. as we are leaving, 20 something is there and I ask her is that your ride outside, the pink tricycle on 5’s. she says what and follows me outside to take a look, my sister blursts out as we are laughing at the tricycle that I want her number (gotta work on her wingman skills, lol) and I turn to 20 something and say, “she is joking…but there is always truth in jest” she ask me for my receipt and scribbles her number on it. I get home to post this and realize I never got her name but recalled my sister calling her Stephanie earlier, I will need to go back before i actually make that call lol. I am still amped though, could be the A314, calling my boys to see if they want to go play some pool or something.

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Ok, I think I found the dark side of my jerk; but women or at least this on likes it.

I am preparing an elaborate and educational dinner for tomorrow night for my sisters kids. I had tossed on 4 sprays of IJ and nothing else because me and a friend were headed out to a show also.

No I am first and foremost an advocate of IJ and rarely walk out the door without it at least in arms reach. I have not had any really negative experiences with it; but, it definitely has the potential to write checks I am not ready or willing to cash.

Tonight as I am juggling all these things about I have a converstation with a very good lady friend; who for all intents and purposes is not my type. She is cute, but she has 2 kids, and a husband and for over a year we kept it PG-13 and there was never any inuenndo. Lately the inuenndo has progressed to a point that it reads like a possible high quality porno movie. And usually when I am not anywhere near her and/or jerked up I am very very good at holding my toungue. Tonight was not one of those night and it went from inuenndo to just flatout, blatant “we gonna do this or what” basically.

It all started with “whatcha doin’ cutie”
me: finishing dinner plans for tomorrow and waiting for the guys to show up to hand out tonight
CN: Wheres my dinner?
Me: Just come over and I will stuff you with something.
CN: What are you going to stuff me with?
Me: It’s going to be all bad I promise.
CN: Really?
Me: It will be so bad priest will be throwing themselves of balconies for no reason.
CN:…speechless
Me: Is there something in your mouth already???
CN: NO!!! (laughing)
CN: If you are going to do bad stuff to me we need a stripper pole and my toys
Me: That was bad, I am just joking with you
CN: Well I didn’t say i was joking did I?
At this point, well actually maybe in the middle of the exchange or earlier I took it WAY farther than I would normally with her and had to get out of there…fast
But it did not stop. I have know her for a long time and she isn’t like a sister to me but she is a close friend and I thought of her like one of the guys and have no idea where ALL THAT came from. The Jerk makes me laid back and not give a care and say more bold things. And it is usually with people I know that I am more blatant because I know they won’t take offense; but she is really taking it, or wants to take it.
Now I am not torn or confused, If she gets divorced or trips and falls on the jewels by accident (entirely possible, I saw it in a move!!), That’s what happens. I will however tone down my Jerk around her. I am joking but I dont want to be the cause of her bad marraige or ruin a good friendship…But that Dose of IJ, her mood and my mood tonight and that exchange, modified the way I look t her.

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WOW, notch one up for the IJ and some suave talking love machine ronnierw :smiley: