I'm going to natural mone them!

Field Reports & Anecdotal Experience Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports
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The other day, I came out of the shower with 7 new ideas. One of them was: I should start showering before going to sleep at night and not in the morning because I start out my day with no pheromone and that hinders my social life.

Why do i think this is a good idea?

I was in the shower thinking and analyzing my life as usual and I though about this VERY sexy girl (see googled picture, it looks like her), and i was thinking “Holy crap, that girl is one of the visually sexiest, high value, well dressed girls i can think of, but she has no boy friend, few friends, no fan club, and i personally DO NOT WANT TO BE HER BOY FRIEND”, so my brain’s idea center (I’m lucky, I’m one of the few humans in the world with the new gene that just appeared about 100 years ago that 40% of business men have and supposedly helps them theorize on stuff and make $$$) cam up with the idea that this chick is known for taking 2 showers per day, she has no pheromone on her skin, her hair is devoid of traces of pheromone. She is a “blank pallet” as Jasmin would say. I’m going to wash before bed and let my body cultivate it’s bacteria and pheromones while in the microorganism filled land called a bed.

Also, my dream girl at college is one of the visually most attractive girls I have ever seen my whole life, even Hungarian chicks, hot latinas, Hitler’s ideal women, canadian, europen, asian girls don’t compare! She too has no boyfriend, she look like one of those shower freaks that take 40 minute shower twice a day (well, no really, but i bet she takes many showers), she also has few friends. So sexy, dark very long hair, tanned skin, highly aggressive and sexed face, perfect body, perfect everything :open_mouth:. LETS MAKE BABIES BABY!!!

Poor girls: no pheromone = no boyfriend.
Poor boys: no pheromone = no girlfriend**(s)**
(LOL, the “(s)” is meant as a joke!!!)

For 2 days I have showered before bed, and noticed that I get much more interest from girls, in French class, 4 girls were MADLY interested in me. And when this guy was acting like an asshole to crush me and become the alpha, the 4 girls stepped in and told him to “calm the fuck down and fuck off”:smiley: and he fell to rank of Zalpha male (z being the 26th letter of the alphabet, z = crap, a for alpha = cool!). That never happened before. Thomas pheromone are pretty good I guess, I just have to let them accumulate!:cool:

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I will try this.

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The chick in the picture is OK…I guess, if your in to the smokin HOT HOLY CRAP SHE IS TALKING TO ME WHAT DO I SAY!!! Kinda girl. :slight_smile:

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Can I clone you, then implant my brain in your cloned body? I’ll give you a dollar. lol

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HAHAHA, my body is worth “exactly $2,869,098”, no thanks for the 1$.
HumanForSale.com - How much are you worth? That site is kinda dumb though. HAHAHA, it tells me I’m overweight.

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HAHAHA, my body is worth “exactly $2,669,098”. A bit unrealistic though.
HumanForSale.com - How much are you worth?

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OK you’ve been sold. Please remove your brain and mail yourself to me at once. I would have asked for more money if I was you.

This leads me into my next post:

One thomaslavoie body for sale, gently used. At $15 million US it’s a bargain. Shipping not included.

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i think your seeing a bit of a placebo effect. if 7 hours of natural pheromone build up made a difference i think jazmin would need a new job, bottled sweat would be more useful than cologne, and girls at clubs would hover near the mens room. and your body probably releases next to no pheromones while you sleep, the sweat from 5 minutes of hard labour would release more. try jerking off in the morning. when your randy your body releases more pheromones than usual, which are released through sweat.

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Sorry, I take my offer for purchase back. Aparently i’m pretty valuable myself.
$2,720,082
lol :slight_smile:

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More like 10 hours hours, and for the whole night Ii’m fully erect and horny as hell. And i would say i move allot during the night, thrusting and fucking my bed while i sleep, LOL. HAHAHA, i can just imagine you guys thinking of me in my room, walls shaking, floor thumping, one hell of a subwoofer!:stuck_out_tongue:

All the plants i take for increased libido must help my pheromone production. I take them before bed.

Oh, and i just realized the chick i put as a picture isn’t even hot. I have “reproduced” (wink wink) 3 times since i posted that picture like 6 hours ago.

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Hey thom, cute theory you have here. I’ve been doing this for a long long time.

I have a different term for those shower freak girls. I call them “lotion girls”. They repulse me, personally. I view them as having no personality, and I think that’s because they wash it away like 3x a day! Sure, you’re a pretty girlie, but um… grooming is only worth so much…

I even feel like I’ve lost a little something if I can’t smell my own signature. Ever feel like that, guys? I feel unnatural, and not sexy. “Lotion”/post shower scents are just so displeasing [to me] next to real human skin smell.

“Dirty” girls, ooh, now there’s something I can sink my teeth into.

I shower before bed, ONE, because I’ll let my natural phero signature build up over the night. and TWO, if I sleep with wet/damp hair and let it dry naturally as i toss and turn at night, I wake up with a killer sexy bedhead. (Just me; some girls report the exact opposite. Maybe I’m lucky!)

Pharcyde, we wouldn’t go out of business… if anything, we’d go into bigger business because people would be natural mone charismatic, PLUS synthetic mone charismatic, which would equal SUPERHUMAN charismatic.
The superhuman charismatic who rock pheromones are the guys who are likely to not shower every day and maybe even apply mones in their armpits, to get a good “culture” going. Sometimes armpit application works, sometimes it goes into OD territory. I’ve seen guys have great success with putting shine in or near their sweaty parts.

Works for girls too. One of my BEST application points is the armpit. My natural mones swirling around with TAA or !TAH! make for some sexy sexy juju. There’s a thread somewhere in the womens’ forum about it.

Dancing_joker likes to refer to this magic third molecule as “TAJ” (J for Jasmin… and no, I don’t think we sell it. :stuck_out_tongue:)

But back to natural moning. Don’t you ever notice that those grubby guys at the mall almost ALWAYS have like, 2 bangin’ chicks by their side? I mean, you KNOW this guy has poor hygeine, you just know it. But little does the bathed population know, is that this guy is sporting a mad sillage and getting all the girls around him all sorts of turned on. At the very least, their attention is on him. A crafty guy can work that to his advantage. An incongruent guy can punch up his smelly insecurities, and everyone else will pick up on his insecure body language.

Why do you think French people are so sexy in person!

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i want in on this.
sign me up
i got a dollar!:smiley:

i did that l;ast night and im about to post on it.

still think being thomas for a day would be fun though

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LMFAO! I can attest to this just with taking ZMA-T, and 6-OXO. I thought I was the only one that did that unawaringly while sleeping. Shit is crazy…

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I fully agree!!! In summer, when I sloth around the house, lay around and don’t take showers, i LOVE my scent, it’s so sexy and inviting. If i smell under my arms, it really smells like sex, “lets fuck!”, “want to be my friend?”, “I’m a serious guy”, “LOL” and “Don’t piss me off”. Smelling my arm pits makes me get hard. I wish i could get my arm pit scent analyzed and buy my own pheromone signature in a bottle.

When i smell like that, my social interactions with my family and friends are great. Except with my mom, she says “RAWRRR take a shower”, because she is obsest with smells, any smell makes her mad, from me cooking eggs to the aroma of olive oil, she goes completely nuts. She says she even picked my father as a mate because he has no smell. Weird. I would rather live with the pussy juice drenched babe than an odorless or “lotion” girl :stuck_out_tongue:.

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I’d agree with you!
How do you detect the difference? By smell essentially?

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Hihofamblie (Hi my family!)

Pheromones smell and make you feel loved and horny depending on what he/she is wearing. You just know when you get near the person, you just feel good.

Wow, today, my natural pheromones made me FEEL so good, i was feeling like the LOL-monster (cookie monster!). And i had one of the best days in a whole year, Thomas pheromones rock. GTG now, babybababalyno (bye)!