step out of my shower today and an old girlfriend is sitting on my couch.
i had no idea this woman was coming over, i was expecting another woman but not until later this evening.
due to the unexpected nature of the visit, i had no time to bring out my tray of goodies and tailor make a brew for her, so IFM it was. i sprayed one full spray to my chest and one half spray to the inside of each elbow, so 2 sprays total.
this was done in the bathroom so that she wouldn’t observe or get a massive dose all at once. this stuff must be covered. within 5 minutes or so i kept flashing back to my grandparents texas goat ranch. thousands of goats. i was beginning to get worried because i had no idea what i could use to cover it. what i ended up deciding was to go with a cheap cologne, and when i say cheap i am referring to the kind of cologne that is ALWAYS there, sometimes for a day or more without ever changing levels, all i had to choose from in that category was joop,jako and polo and i ended up going with polo. i dabbed polo on each side of my lower neck and 1 dab to the inside of each forearm (not covering the IFM which was sprayed to the inside of each elbow).
i have no idea where the polo went. even after just a few minutes the polo had completely disappeared, as if the IFM had eaten it for breakfast and was growling at me, ready for lunch.
this made me pretty self conscious, because at this point there was no way i could wash anything off and i had no idea if i could approach her and be physical.
before i go and write a novel here, this woman hates me. or, to be a little more accurate, she hates how easily she gave it up to me initially, and tries constantly to make me work harder and harder for her approval, so i never give her any impression that i want anything from her. this infuriates her even more and she bitches at me constantly so i tell her to go home.
we have had a sexual relationship like this for almost 18 months now.
my hand slips from her waist to between her cheeks and she backs away from me, so i just walk away and go into the next room as if nothing happened and then she comes and sits next to me. lol. constant back and forth. she knows she comes over for the sex but she wants me to fawn all over her and want her so that she feels desirable, so i don’t.
she’ll get a phone call on her cell from another guy while she is with me and she gives the other guy the sexy voice, so i reach over and pinch her nipple but instead of being offended and leaving she’ll tell the other guy she is busy and will call him later.
we will be at a store and she’ll pick out women for me, “there’s a pretty one for you”, she’s also tried to set me up with her sister but i’m of course not interested.
and she keeps coming back.
this is how its been for the last 18 months or so with her.
i wanted to give some detail about her before i went into what i perceived as reactions to the IFM. as i said previously, i was very nervous to be close to her because i couldn’t cover the IFM as well as i would have liked.
she had a smile on her face the entire time, not a smile as in happy to be alive kind of smile, but the mischievious teenager (she’s in her 30’s) playful smile of a girl that desperately wants to play. i stepped into her space and she said “hey, that’s my space” so i said, it’s mine now. she didn’t move. i reached up and put my hand on the back of her neck and used my fingers to comb up through her long hair.
she got goosebumps immediately, everywhere. she twitched instantly, almost like a convulsion and bent over halfway with her head at an odd angle but the whole time the wicked smile never left her face. i grabbed her hair and pulled up gently but forcefully to make her stand up directly in front of me, the whole time i’m still very self conscious about the IFM but she hadn’t made a single comment.
she was totally ready for me to give her one of those totally passionate sloppy wet kisses at this point so i kept my eyes focused on hers while i kept my mind focused on sex, not making love in a sweet gentle way where you cuddle afterwards but animalistic sweaty sex that could give a girl a reputation 
she was pretty easy at this point, her mouth opened just a little bit anticipating my next move, and i already have another woman coming over this evening that i’ve wanted to sample for a while so i just casually asked her what brings her over to my place without calling me first while i turned and walked into my kitchen.
anyway, to keep a 10,000 word story below 5k, i played with her for a little bit since she hadn’t given me any negative reaction to the IFM and no matter what i did, she had that teenage grin on her face and all i can think of to describe it is the inexperienced girl who wants desperately to have it but can’t find a way to ask for it, physically or verbally.
i would put my hands on her in a very sexual, provocative manner and she would say “doooooon’t” but be smiling the entire time and moving her shoulders and head away but not her body. i put my hand between her legs and she said “heeeeeey” with the same smile, same tone but this time pushed my shoulder away, not the hand that was between her legs.
well, i had to go to the store and get dinner stuff so i left and she left but not without asking me what i was doing tonight, do i want to watch a video with her etc. i told her i already had plans for tonight but she can call me tomorrow if she wants.
to sum it up, she was completely playful and innocent whereas for the last 18 months we’ve been hooking up it has always been an adult game of hers, trying to make me want her, always trying to be just a little out of reach in what i guess to be overcompensation for me getting it so easily in the beginning.
now, i have someone coming over for a late supper and i am racking my brain trying to come up with something to cover this IFM because seriously, i’m sitting at my comp now writing this and every time i sit up straight i get a whiff of goat. if you have ever been on a real goat ranch you know what i am talking about.
i will probably not spray this stuff on my chest again, and i will probably go back to 1 spray total but spread between my wrists and back of neck. i’m not sure what EO will be able to cover this stuff but she offered no complaints either verbal or physical , in the past, she asked me if i had taken a shower in cologne (2 sprays of curve for men) when i had been sampling that scent for a possible pheromone cover scent so i know that she does have the ability to smell.
my first test general reaction is that the product could either be called IFM or Space Invader. i guess it could also be called goat ranch but that would have to be marketed to a completely different demographic. 
,only to find out that unscented means something completely different here haha), i had a stronger reaction to this stuff than any other 
