I was about to drive my girlfriend home, so I decided just for scientific experimentation, I’d go nuts with the IH and IS and put on 3 sprays of each into my hair. In addition to that, I was wearing 3 drops of A314 from earlier in the day, and had a little residual TUTH from much earlier in the day.
Anyway, my girlfriend was really tired, so it was surprising to me that within a few moments of us getting into my car, she suddenly out of nowhere perked up and just started talking. Literally nonstop for ten minutes. We were getting close to her house when she realized that she hadn’t stopped talking since we had left my house, and apologized (very unusual behavior for her: first to talk for so long without pause, second to then apologize for it). Anyway, I dropped her chatty ass
off and went out to a friend’s house.
He needed to go drop off rent, so we went over to the landlord’s house. He was out, but his wife was there. The last time we’d gone over there together and the husband was out, she’d been friendly and all and made small talk, but nothing like this. This time, she was extremely gabby, going on and on with the niceties. When we finally started to leave, she was glued in the doorway, hanging on the door, continuing talking (it was nothing interesting to warrant this behavior). I had mentioned to my friend earlier that I was wearing some social pheromones, we got back into the car, he told me, “Damn your smelly stuff!
” Needless to say, he was amazed. And lingering doubt I had in my mind as to whether the pheros are effective was banished at this point.
Finally, we’re back hanging around the house doing (or trying to do) some automotive mechanics. His significant other, who normally makes a little small talk and then goes off to watch TV or whatever (she’s usually pretty quiet, especially later in the evening, and certainly doesn’t hang around). Well, as soon as we came in the house and I went over to look at something on her computer (getting close enough in the process to be sure she was getting a good strong dose of the pheromones), she was hooked. She was basically following us around the whole time, coming into the garage in her pajamas to keep talking to us. (She’s -never- done that before).
Anyway, three outstanding hits. I am extremely happy with these results. Now I just need some money so I can get my hands on some large bottles of the IH and IS instead of mooching 1/4 full testers off of one of my friends,
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And as any good scientist can tell you, after this rigorous, highly scientific testing I performed today, results are INCONCLUSIVE. ![]()
This is Ball Saxbury, reporting. Some say that if you tune your radio to 88.4, anywhere in the world, you can hear my thoughts.
Added: Reporting Format
Product name,scent and strength:
Instant Openness, Instant Shine, A314, (residual) Turn up the Heat
Application dosage and locations:
3x IO, 3x IS to head, 3x A314 drops to chest, 1x TUTH to chest.
Enviroment tested in:
Car, two different small rooms.
Self effects:
Slightly more perky, slightly more talkative.
Effects to others:
Extreme talkativeness, need I say more?
Duration of effects:
For as long as I was around. 15-20 min. in the first two cases, about an hour in the third.
Effects from mixing with other products:
n/a
Range
Very close, 2-3 feet.
Time exposure.
20 minutes in first two, one hour in the third.