GEEZUS CRISTO!!! Ok, I had noooo idea how this mix was gonna play out w/ other shoppers(mainly women)..Like I said before the employees were good, great service and whatnot..but the shoppers..muuhahahahaharr!!
I’m in line at Facy’s and this chick(HB-8ish for ya’ll PUA’s out there), who happens to have a ring on starts giving me the IOI’s..
Im thinkin, “no chick, I’m not even going down that twisty path w/ you..I will not do you in the dressing room, mmkay?”..
EVERY time I turned around from looking at an item she was right there staring at me, basically eye f****ing me. So finally I said,
“Excuse me, is there something you need over here, I’ll pass it to you.”
She - “Yes.. your #, and a time I can call you..”
Me - “err umm, I dont think your man would like that, and Im not one to break up homes…So I’ll have to pass on that miss.”
She - “Who said I had a man?”
Me - “Your ring on your finger says so”
She - “Thats to keep the losers away, so nothing to worry about hun. My name is _____”
And from there, she starts to game ME up in front of everyone in line, and everyone is watching us like a reality show, haha..
I think I wanna go Christmas shopping every weekend, haha..
So needless to say, we exchanged digits, and she wants to take me to brunch in about 30 mins..
Peeeeeaaace..