Hi fellas! I’m new on the forums here. I posted in the intro forum last week, got my gift card, and promptly received some Instant Openness, Instant Gentleman, Ammunition, and Spaceland. The folks at smartmones really hooked me up on this one! Double e-props goes out to Steve and Trisha; fightin’ the good fight! 
I just wanted to drop a line on here to give you a bit of background and a preliminary report on my progress. It’s been about eight months since a vicious man-eating girl pulled the rug out from under me and basically turned me upside down. Long story that one, so I won’t bore you. To make it short, I’ve just had a lot of trouble connecting with females over the past 8 months because of the ridiculous mixed signals I send as well as the retarded shit that flies out of my mouth trying to be smooth.
After whiffing about two dozen times consecutively, I came to find this site while googling pheromone stuff idly. I post my sob story, get my gift card, order some travel sizes to get my feet wet, and see what happens from there.
My first experiment was on my own with Spaceland: Simply one spray into the hair for starters. For some reason, I found myself giggling randomly a little bit, but supposedly this is what is supposed to happen. It didn’t seem to affect anyone else I came in contact with that day, but it did have a very strong herbal smell that was difficult to mask. It would make a good air freshener, but I don’t know how comfortable I’d be wearing that out. At least not yet.
My next test was Instant Gentleman last Thursday. I put one spray on my wrist, rubbed them together, and rubbed a bit behind my ears and neck. Man, this stuff smells GOOD! It reminds me a bit of an Estee Lauder perfume one of my girlfriends in high school used to wear, only not quite as girly. I only work with a couple of girls (warehouse job), but the cutest one in the building is this early-20’s Hispanic shorty with a nice li’ booty, also happens to work nextdoor to me in the office. While getting a paper off the printer, I innocently remarked that I was wearing “some new cologne my sister got me for Christmas, I dunno if I like it yet”. I sniffed at my wrist, then held it out for her to sample. She took a sniff and said “Oh wow, I like that.” She asked me what it was, and I spat “Hugo” off the top of my head to throw her off the trail. Sneaky one I am 
Later in the evening I was down to my undershirt rather than my usual hoodie and work polo (it stayed warm into the night), and after doing my closing paperwork I came back into the office to file it. Office girl, who has a boyfriend and has never shown any more interest in me than her usual mind-blowing smiles that everyone gets, did a double-take, stopped what she was doing and gazed at me while I was rifling through a file cabinet. She did so for so long that I got borderline uncomfortable, bid everyone farewell for the night, clocked out and went home. I totally did not know how to react to that! Either it was a false hit, or this shit is pure magic!
That’s not all, folks. Cut to Saturday night. I had missed work on Friday due to catching the resident flu bug going around, and was a mess all weekend. I was in and out of sleep at irregular intervals, and ended up waking up at 1am “Sunday” morning after being asleep since 2pm Saturday. I awoke to voices outside, and stepped out my front door to check it out. Turns out my neighbor was having a graduation party for his brother, and there were random drunk people milling around outside. They quickly apologized for the noise, and I shrugged it off and asked them where my neighbor was. I entered his house to find a floated keg and a messy beer pong table. I missed the party, but not quite. Me and my neighbor (we will call him P) walked over to my place (I live in a duplex) to smoke a cigarette, and for me to let him in on my little pheromone secret. There were plenty of pretty girls at the party, but they were mostly clinging to big black dudes in the “smoke-out” lounge room owned by his roommate. Not much room for me to move in for the kill there :o I hit him with a couple sprays of Ammunition and gave him a quick crash course on what and what not to expect out of them, after hitting myself with another single spray of Instant Gentleman. It worked the first time, so don’t fix what ain’t broke 
We head back to his house, and P introduces me to two female friends of his, we will call them A and C. A was decidedly close enough to me to get a whiff, as the house was still packed with partygoers. We small-talked for a couple minutes, in which A got precariously close to me as if to hold onto my arm. Keep in mind I am in absolutely no presentable shape, having worn the same pajamas for two days without a shower or a shave, and a fever blister (I get them every year) is just starting to creep up the right side of my lip. A & C’s ride home comes up to them and says it’s time to go. As A starts to walk away, I tug at her shirt and say “Gimme your phone number.” This is totally not like me! If anything, I’ll politely ask for their phone number, not demand it. Despite this, she turns around with a rather stunned look on her face, and asks, “Really??” Score!
Here’s the funny part. My poor neighbor P is pretty trashed at this point and seems to think that Ammunition has made him invincible. He likewise asks C for her phone number, and when she tells him she’s sharing a phone with A, he wraps his arm around her and asks “Well, don’t I at least deserve a kiss?” While moving in for the kill! Whoops! A bit too forward there, buddy! 
She pushed him away, and he scoffed at her for being a “stuck-up bitch”. Poor drunk dudes. They just wanna get laid!
Anyway, he walks off, and I lean in and apologize to C for P’s behavior. “Yeah, that was a little weird,” she said to me. I then asked her if she really didn’t have her own phone. She replied “I really don’t, or else I’d give you my phone number too.” Whoa!! 
TOTALLY Did not see that coming! Especially since she came there with her friend A. Damn triflin’ women, always trying to backstab each other! In any case, A was definitely the cuter one, and seemed to show more interest in me, so I didn’t argue with her decision.
Later in the night as well as the next day, A was blowing up my phone with smiley-face-laden text messages, as well as adding me on myspace and dropping a bulletin about meeting some “cool new people” this weekend.
Holy smokes man! I haven’t had this much progress in 8 YEARS, let alone 8 months! If this turns out to be a placebo I honestly wouldn’t care, because whatever it is it works! All of a sudden I am pullin’ hoes from here to the Mississippi 
Thanks again to Steve and Trisha, and to all the nice folks who replied to my intro thread with helpful advice. I will post further bulletins as events warrant!
reps for a good report!