Joke post: doused myself in A1 steak sauce instead of the A1 pheromone

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I was looking around on the forum and then heard about A1 pheromones which is suppose to be pretty good and it looks like it works for some of you but I just don’t get it. I went to my refrigerator and pulled out some A1 sauce and doused myself in it and when I was walking around I was not getting good feedback or good results. One girl told me I smelled like a steak and she wanted to eat me and I think she was gonna. I had to run from her but I eventually found my friends and got in the car and they all said I wreaked and I didn’t run far, I barely broke a sweat…I don’t think A1 works for everyone

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ROFLMAO (literally)

PLEASE tell me you are JOKING (please oh please)

This is by far the funniest thing I have read all week :smiley: I nominate you in the name of fantastic comedy. It even took me a second to realize what was going on…

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Hahahaha. Thanks! This one gave me a good laugh.

And if this isn’t meant to be a joke:
Please forgive me. A1 doesn’t refer to the steak sauce. It refers to a specific type of pheromone - Androstadienone.

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omg thanks.

I laughed so hard when i read that.

btw what was your dosage? LOL

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(Clap Clap) :slight_smile:

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You wreaked? What did you wreak? Most people I know wreak havock, if they take the time to wreak anything, but who knows, if you put A-1 sauce on you, you might wreak something else. lol

Thanks for the laugh, man. :slight_smile:

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That’s a hit! :roll_eyes:

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Whatever, don’t apply A1 to your hotdog or buttocks if you have pets in the house.

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I don’t understand how you can say it didn’t work. Its not often a girl wants to “eat” a guy like guys like to “eat” girls, but maybe she just wanted to suckle on your tube steak for a while.

You really need to pay more attention to hits like that. It’s people like you who get all the hits, don’t recognize them and thus give things like A1 a bad name. Blasted fool!:smiley:

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P.S. Since this is so damn funny I’m having Mickaelia issue you a GC for your creativeness. Nice job :slight_smile:

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Done. You had me cracking up, now my roommate’s kids think am crazy.

Enjoy getting some goodies with your gift certificate. :stuck_out_tongue:

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“THINK” you’re crazy? Ummm you ARE crazy :wink:

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It must be the IH that I’m sniffing, but I don’t see any BAD feed back.

**“GIVE A SECOND, AND LET ME SPRAY ON A COUPLE OF SHOTS A*1 STEAK SAUCE, SO YOU CAN … EAT ME, baby!” **:stuck_out_tongue:

A1 doesn’t wreak, UNLESS you put on too much!

The chicks dig it! :wink:

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I’m glad everyone found humor in this and didn’t interpret it as trolling, great forum. I’m so grateful for the gift certificate and it means a lot to me, I’m very appreciative of this and will definitely reciprocate by becoming a long-time customer and member. I know eventually this stuff will pay for itself, this is like putting your game on steroids. I only used A-314 one day I not only believe I was getting more respect from both men and women but I believe it had an effect on me. I’m one of those people who often gets respect until they open their mouth.

Once again I’m very appreciative of this and will do everything I can to reciprocate. Thank you :slight_smile:

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I laughed out loud. I’m doing research on A1 to see what others say about the love and crush but sexual tension reduction of A1, and found comedy. I hope you all find as much laughter in it as I did :slight_smile: