Wearing two drops of A314, the really smelly/cheesy one applied first thing morning .
Last friday Some friends and I went out for a Mountain bike ride afer work.
We were out longer than I expected and by the time we got back home , I didnt have time to change , So went out to a dance night in my slightly sweaty jeans and top.
Had a good dance about and got steamed on beer.
then went to a late bar( bit of dive ) I was standing at the bar when this lady that I have spoken to before but don’t really get on with , came up to me and grabbed my crotch/ balls and smiled at me .
Not much of a turn on as far as I am concerned , a bit too direct if you like , my Mate thought it was hilarious .
Funny thing is, if a guy does that to a girl he will (in 95% of the cases) get a slap, a punch or a scream. Or a combination of all 3. I wonder what’d happen if you’d have given that back .
That thought went through my mind at the time .
Don’t fancy her at all , in fact she did it a few times , and I said with A joking smile " stop doing that , I’ve told you there’s nothing there '.
Maybe I should have returned the advance ??.
God knows what she would have done if I had been wearing Turn Up The Heat
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