Lust After Me – OD’d myself

I was busy at work today when I noticed my little bottle of Lust After Me.

I hadn’t had a whiff in a long time and saw another post in the women’s section about how bad most of the ladies think it stinks.

I had ordered a bottle for my friend Puppet a while back.
I got a whiff off of the bottle and love the stuff so much that I bought a bottle for myself. I love its scent.

So, instead of taking a whiff today, I thought I’d take about a quarter of a drop for each nostril. OOOhhh! That was nice but a bit too strong.

I go along doing the crappy job of the day, verifying spam as being spam.
My thoughts start to wander and it’s break time so I get up to go to the lunchroom for water and some chips.

When I stand up, I feel a bit light headed. There is a sensation of density in the sinus. I start to walk and, wow! I have an enhanced depth perception!

I come to one of those cubie land intersections and stop as five Latinas walk by. WTF? Those ladies weren’t 10s yesterday!
Whoa! Depth perception is not all.
The radar is enhanced. Bounce, wiggle, shift, up, drop, bounce, jiggle, phase jitter, shift, bounce, bounce!

OH S|-|t! What is this feeling in the adrenals? Do I have butterflies? Oh!
I get to the lunchroom and see too many women so, considering my present condition, I’ve got to go out where the smoker’s are and bum a cigarette!

I get outside and there are three women there! OOHHH LA LA! I never saw her legs before! I manage to bum a smoke and try not to stare and their beautiful faces and other assets.

That was a really fast cigarette!

Back to the lunchroom and most everyone is gone so I grab water and chips. Lady J comes over to me with her long blonde hair swaying in sync with her hips! WOW! Fellas, I’m telling you, the radar is enhanced big time! She says, “I’m coming to see you. I need to pick your brain”.

I say, “Is that all you want from me is my mind?”

DIHL !

I release her distress by saying, “I’ll be eagerly awaiting your visit” and make my exit!

I went back to my cube and did my best to do a good job, but my mind was distracted and reeling with various romantic scenarios for a good 2 hours.

I did manage to find some music with a beat to it that matched my rhythm on the email spam duty.

What is your beautiful fragrance
O Lust After Me
You are as an ocean of rare orchids in a far off exotic meadow
You are as a rare succulent fruit from a scarce and glamorous tree
That is why I will sing to thee
O Lust After Me!

pics or it never happened! :smiley:

LOL So basically what your saying is you made yourself horny. Much the same way the ladies use Turn Up The Heat to intensify a sexual encounter, your getting the same effect from the copulins in Lust After Me. Very useful info for men who want to liven things up in the bedroom.

I find when I wear Turn Up The Heat I get the same feelings. I walk around saying , to myself of course "Dang look at that, Man oh man will you look at the *&^& on that one LOL " Sex is on the mind and you notice things you didnt before. I find you do get some hits with it as well but I think its because it helps to sexually charge your behavoir and people react to that.

I still cant imagine putting that stuff in your nose, ewwww its so stinky LOL. I would go insane. Have you tried it before bed time. Just wondering what kind of dreams you may induce.

Great post reps

Tisha

LOL (((((((Jedi Nights!!)))))) {Siren ROTF LMAO}

Something similar happened to me with MX235. I had run out of most of pheromone arsenal and decided to wear MX235 for this paralegal workshop my boss was making me take on a Saturday morn. I thought I wear it and see what reactions I would get. The workshop was 6 hours long and I spent 3 hours totally focused on mens lips, biceps, chest, butts and other more significant areas. Not that this is unlike me in social situations but in work related situations and events I turn this channel off and I am totally in work mode. I tried to get my mind to focus on the task at hand but I could not. It was out of control. LOL… I am glad I can laugh about it now.

Great post Jedi!!! . I would give you reps but I guess I have to spread the love around.

XOXO… All the best!!!..Siren

You Naughty Girl! XOXO

Great Suggestion!

Tried it last night. Put some in my nose and went to bed. The ltr was asleep so I snuggled up behind her hoping to doze off, not realizing that a cloud of Lust After Me would be flowing out my nose toward her.

About a minute or so later she woke up, “OMG! Get Away! You Stink!!!” :open_mouth:

DOH! :open_mouth:

Didn’t remember any dreams that night, but I woke up
IN THE MOOD - PRIMED AND READY!! :smiley:
Rolled over and…!! She’s gone!! :angry:
She goes to work a couple hours before I do! :angry:

GRRRrrrrr!!!

Will try it again later!

ROFL …

Jedi … guess the ltr is not one of the few who likes the scent!!!

still laughing out loud!!!

reps to you

Interesting, having used some Cops, I never thought about some of the other female pheromone mixes, such as LAM.

When people are tired pheromones are just an annoyance.