I was busy at work today when I noticed my little bottle of Lust After Me.
I hadn’t had a whiff in a long time and saw another post in the women’s section about how bad most of the ladies think it stinks.
I had ordered a bottle for my friend Puppet a while back.
I got a whiff off of the bottle and love the stuff so much that I bought a bottle for myself. I love its scent.
So, instead of taking a whiff today, I thought I’d take about a quarter of a drop for each nostril. OOOhhh! That was nice but a bit too strong.
I go along doing the crappy job of the day, verifying spam as being spam.
My thoughts start to wander and it’s break time so I get up to go to the lunchroom for water and some chips.
When I stand up, I feel a bit light headed. There is a sensation of density in the sinus. I start to walk and, wow! I have an enhanced depth perception!
I come to one of those cubie land intersections and stop as five Latinas walk by. WTF? Those ladies weren’t 10s yesterday!
Whoa! Depth perception is not all.
The radar is enhanced. Bounce, wiggle, shift, up, drop, bounce, jiggle, phase jitter, shift, bounce, bounce!
OH S|-|t! What is this feeling in the adrenals? Do I have butterflies? Oh!
I get to the lunchroom and see too many women so, considering my present condition, I’ve got to go out where the smoker’s are and bum a cigarette!
I get outside and there are three women there! OOHHH LA LA! I never saw her legs before! I manage to bum a smoke and try not to stare and their beautiful faces and other assets.
That was a really fast cigarette!
Back to the lunchroom and most everyone is gone so I grab water and chips. Lady J comes over to me with her long blonde hair swaying in sync with her hips! WOW! Fellas, I’m telling you, the radar is enhanced big time! She says, “I’m coming to see you. I need to pick your brain”.
I say, “Is that all you want from me is my mind?”
DIHL !
I release her distress by saying, “I’ll be eagerly awaiting your visit” and make my exit!
I went back to my cube and did my best to do a good job, but my mind was distracted and reeling with various romantic scenarios for a good 2 hours.
I did manage to find some music with a beat to it that matched my rhythm on the email spam duty.
What is your beautiful fragrance
O Lust After Me
You are as an ocean of rare orchids in a far off exotic meadow
You are as a rare succulent fruit from a scarce and glamorous tree
That is why I will sing to thee
O Lust After Me!