mrseeker's Journal for Jokes & Giggles

Okay, been a bit away from the forums these days. Trying combo’s to win my girlfriend’s heart back, and to get some more fun in the bedroom. Currently am trying all kind of crazy mixtures and cocktails in the hope to find a good one.

Some of my observations that I have are interesting, and I have to say my girlfriend is a really tough nut to crack. A really tough one… Nothing I tried actually worked to get her into that sexual mood. I still have to sleep in another room, and I am not allowed to sneak around in the house at night. However, I noticed a couple of interesting facts that I would like to share with you guys.

The water here feels a bit soapy. Not sure if its related to being “hard” water or the chlorine that they add, but when I am shaving I feel that my beard feels like being washed by soap (and I am sure its not me). I normally live in a country where they use “pure” water that is filtrated by sand, so I noticed that the smell dies out much quicker than normal and I have to spray more times. Where I get 6-8 hours on a spray, I noticed now that the spray dies out much faster (4-6 hours). I did not do pH testing or checked for chlorine and stuff, but I think its “hard” water since I am currently in a mountain area.

My girlfriend noticed the first couple of days that I smelled “like sweat” and she did not like the perfume at all. “You should get a better known spray, like CK and just dump those shitty products”. But, after a couple of days she stopped complaining. Hints: try to keep sprays to a minimum (use a bigger dosage), try to avoid spraying while she is still around (30 min limit) and don’t let her see you spray. Still investigating where that stupid smell came from, but it could be her nose, because she has sinus problems and troubles with smell.

TAC gives a “clingy” effect. My girlfriend tends to cling to me whenever I use TAC in dosages +10mcg. The more I use, the faster she tends to cling to me.

P83 + P96, no results. Totally blanked out. No changes in her mood, no changes in her lifestyle, just totally 0. Even if I added -None I still had to sleep on the couch.

Prince Charming: She tends to get a more happy mood from me, and people around me get more happy when they are around me. Should combine it with TAC though, it is more like a spray that you would use when going to a romantic date. It makes the wearer feel more relaxed and trust me, you will also be spending more than you would like.

Puppy Love: This is the one with the best effects so far. I tried all kinds of combo sprays, and she totally digs it. From singing lovesongs in the car to walking around half-naked in the house, to kissing me on the lips before she goes to work… This is the perfect spray if you are not interested in sex but wants to give her that feeling of security with a mixture of love. It is an emotional bonding agent, not a sexual one. If you want to give your relationship a boost, I would definitely recommend this one.

Beta-Androstenol + Androsterone: I know pretty much about her, so no real changes. I do get a bit more mature though, but the effects on her are not that obvious.

I tried an MX too, but that one I was unsure about. It felt like it was more like a mixture of past sprays still sticking on my t-shirt, and it would just void the belief on the spray. I need to get a new tshirt on first, without the smell of the past sprays on them too.

A314: Too serious to my liking. Better suited for work, not when she is around. If she gets serious, I am in trouble…

You may want your girlfriend to have a hormonal panel blood test done. Perhaps something is out of line. Mid cycle is best to test for progesterone level. Make sure they also do Testosterone.
Good luck.

I am not gone yet, still alive and kicking. Just having a hard time right now… Girlfriend wants to “miss me”, which means that for the next couple of weeks I am just basically a sitting duck hoping for the best. Think its depression kicking in, but I hope it will be over before it totally ruins the relationship.

No testing unfortunately, ran out of A314 and have a lot of bills to pay so I need to save a bit of money first before ordering something. Meeting other people is also really hard, it seems that people around here have some sort of pretty hard defensive layer of mistrust that makes it literally impossible to make me meet someone without having to spend countless hours on chatboxes talking about myself, hoping that I can get some result out of it. And then they wonder why they can’t find such a nice boyfriend when they go out -_-’

Been a LONG time since I posted here, but in the meantime did some testing with various stuff, waiting for the A314 to get back in stock, but yesterday I had a hit that I would say was “out of this world”

20mcg TAC
10mcg TAL

When I was shopping in the shopping mall I was approached by a rather goodlooking girl who wanted me to get votes (and money) for the WWF. I of course wanted to know more, and she asked me some questions about if I had seen her stall, and how much I knew about the protection of animals and stuff… The usual talk.

However, this girl was not acting like you normally see. They just talk, they tell you the story, they like to know if you are interested or not, and then say goodbye. However, the more I talked, the more closer she came. And believe it or not, she actually came in what people call “the private space”, she was standing like on kissing distance talking about animal protection. Kid you not, if my girlfriend was there, she would become jealous.

So, while I was talking with her, i began to notice that she also became a bit of aggressive, like a queen bee. It felt like she just dumped all of her training overboard and just went for it. It felt like there was some form of powerstruggle, where she wanted my signature so she could rake in the cash. Her dominance was not that high, but I did feel that she tried to sell me the goods, as best as possible.

And then came the kicker. I did not want to sign up. I apologized, she said “not even for 90 cents per week?” (which I know is not true, its usually 1 euro per week) and then she just said “okay, have a great day.” Shook my hand, and left off. I walked away feeling like “what did just happen” and then realized that the TAC + TAL had a really big effect on that woman. I like being approached by woman, but this felt like I just rejected her with the excuse that she was just “not that great”. If this happened in a pub and my friends would be sitting next to me, they would all give a blank stare at me like “wtf dude?”.

I am not sure if I’ve asked this but what does TAC and TAL actually do?

I have not found any description on them. I am interested in ordering some.

They are experimental, so not much to describe about them. TAC seems to make girls want to get closer to you, TAL adds the desire. Combine them, and you apparently get a sexual cocktail of desire and attraction (in my case, my wallet).

Isn’t wanting the same thing as desire though?

The TAC seems to be more like a “cuddly” factor. Girls begin to feel the need to be hugged, they want to be closer to you. This is the “attraction” part. They want you to be close in their presence, even feel you.
The TAL however makes them feel aggressive. If their mind is set at a certain desire, they want it. Its like a queen bee, if they don’t get what they want, they make sure of it. Its the alpha vibe of a woman, similar to TUTH. This is the desire factor.

Interesting, so what you’re saying is that TAL makes women feel alpha? Is it a female pheromone?

What is the effect on men?

And does TUTH make women feel aggressive or alpha? Does it make both sexes feel aggressive? What is your opinion?

When I wore TUTH I noticed that in the morning, after my night out, it was particularly noticeable. I still don’t know why. I was extremely sexual, and not necessarily horny. I think it was extremely sensual. I had visually seen myself having sex with an older woman, who was very attractive, while I was on the metro. She had given me the DHL as I got on the subway. I sat across from her and it was like we were already having sex. Emotionally it was all there.

Bizarre experience. Being only 25 I had never felt that I was more sexually dominant than an older woman. As if she would completely submit to me if I asked for it. Usually I feel dominated by their mature sexuality.

I don’t know if its a female pheromone, but it does make the women in my experiment go alpha on me.

I did not feel any different than normal…

What you described here is left-over androstenone go wild. In fact, I had the same effect when I sniffed ISexi/A. Combined with vanilla dream I was vizualizing dame blanche and my girlfriend in stockings… :smiley:

Got a bunch of new putatives to try out! Thanks to Dee for sending me all those goodies :slight_smile:

First up, P133. First application, 30mcg to my chest after work. Felt calm, relaxing. Normally I just go on the couch, but now I just felt like sleeping. 2-3 hours in and I almost fell asleep, which is unusual. Could be the stress from work, could be the P133, I am not sure. I did notice that the sleepiness started to fade around 5-5.5 hours later. I think it resembles a bit the same effect I have when I have some alcolhol, it also makes me relaxed and sleepy.

P119 30mcg

Just applied before I went cleaning the house. Oh my god! I have never felt so happy cleaning the house, doing the laundry, doing the dishes… Singing, active, being happy… Its making me feel soo good! I feel spaced out, active but also very happy. Its like Joker meets Singing in the Rain meets Looney Toons. Its indescribable, but if my friends saw me like this they thought I just went mental…

Okay, after trying out P133 I can say for sure that 20-30mcg in combination with a bed will make me go have a nap within minutes. Its a very “relaxing and calming” putative for me. Not sure what others think, but if I feel a bit sleepy and use P133 I can sleep within minutes. Also weird thing is that i had a weird but very relaxing dream, woke up this morning very happy and relaxed, not sexual like usual but just like I was flying on air with fluffy animals all around me. I think the best way to compare P133 is with weed(?)

10 mcg P75
10 mcg IG

Not sure about this mixture. It gives a bit of aggression. Its not something that I can handle, but I am unsure about the self-effects. Aggressive driving was something that came into my mind (been driving all day like a maniac). It gives focus, but lacks respect. Have to see how other people react to it, but I find it a bit too aggressive to my taste. It feels a bit like Jekyll (IG) and Hyde (P75)…

I might try that P133. I work shift work and 12 hour rotating shifts and this might really help me out. Nice journal keep the reports coming.

30 mcg P77

After trying out some old perfumer’s mixture, I decided to go for another putative again. This time I tried P77, just to see what would happen.

From what I am experiencing right now, it feels like I just fell completely in love again. Its hard to describe, but its the feeling you get when you have something in your throat. Heavy breathing, heart pumping like crazy, and feelings of helplessness. If I have to be honest this would be an active ingredient in ISexi. It does not make me feel tired or anything, but rather gives me that feeling of love. It does take some time to settle though, but in a romantic scenario like a romantic dinner this can literally make a woman wrap a man around her finger.

MX297 4 sprays
TAC 15mcg

Where did all the good ladies go? Short answer: To the beach. I picked the worst time apparently to go funshopping. I have never seen so many woman with hijaabs and babies during a sunny saturday shopping… Not fun. That said, saleswomen were really nice today. Not sure if it counts as “hits” though, but they were chatty and helpful, and in a good mood.

Met 3 women, all sales:
First one was random picking (student?), trying to sell me some grocery delivery thing. Have seen it before, was doing the normal salespitch, trying to convince me I should order, yada yada yada… Knowing how they work and how they make a living I know how to politely get rid of them. She even tried to convince me that she was also using it herself, using the 2-person portions to save on costs… Which makes me wonder sometimes how much they normally spend on food. Not really something that would give me a “wow” effect, but she was nice and helpful.

Second one: Came to the cashier (25-30 years?) with 30 batteries. She was doing some small-talk that I was buying a lot, told her that I have too much remotes that chew batteries like they were candy… Did seem to be in a good mood though.

Last one was at Douglas. Wanted to smell Gio and Hugo Boss Red. Gio does smell a bit like himalaya, but I cannot place it correctly. I ended up with a sample of Red, my girlfriend likes it and I have something to slap her back with (“You told me you liked the smell, and now you don’t. Make up your mind!”). Older woman in her 40’s, made me smell over 5 different perfumes before I ended up with what I liked most: The one I started with… Did not seem to react too much.

Its been a while since I have posted anything… Mostly because I tried to tone down on the stuff. Lack of A314 is getting to me, not the happiest guy in the world right now. Also, lack of gf has some effects, I am a bit problematic when it comes to having contact with the ladies.

I do note that I have to tone down the usage of CTTM. Goddammit, every time I use it I have the urge to become talkalive. For a shy guy, having CTTM on you is similar to an actor having stagefright while on stage. It does what its supposed to do, except sometimes I feel it goes the wrong way (I have the urge to start talking for no apparent reason). I have to admit, for the times that I used it, I had someone asking me to help her with the luggage, kids in the train asking me questions, people around me suddenly talking to me, and in general it created a good mood. Not sure what is causing it, but I do prefer to use A314 again for the more “strict” mood.

AndrosteRONE 15-20 mcg
P75 10-20 mcg

Been testing with various mixtures of this mix, and from the looks of it there is something worth in the -Rone. I do seem to be more focussed when using -Rone, however there is still a bit of a lack compared to A314. I also tried one of the “founder’s mixtures” (there is an MX) and it feels a bit like an older version of the A314. I tend to think its similar to A314/b, it gives out A vibe but not sure WHAT vibe.

Funny thing is though that Dee actually noticed the effects when I am not using A314. I tend to get “more emotional”. Exactly the reason why I love A314 for work. The -Rone does have an effect, but I think it needs something better…

Okay, it has been a while, but I got a good one:

3 sprays of MX297

I sprayed this one before I went to a rather small invite-only conference. They have been talking about the IT industry, and had a couple of talks about the industry as a whole. I have to admit that I literally NAILED it.

First talk, long introduction about Bungee and the games industry. Nothing interesting actually, something I have seen before. Afterwards they gave out a couple of “gift boxes” with their latest expansion pack, something I think was a bit like “meeh”. Nevertheless, on to talk one.

Talk one, a bit about scrumming. Took the lead, got the ball, slammed it right out of the ballpark. People were impressed how I took the lead. Was a great feeling, especially when I felt like “in power”. I was the guy to beat, and sure enough, our team literally scored hunderds of points.

Talk two, security. Again, took it out of the ballpark AGAIN, and got asked for my number after the talk. Wanted to know where I got all that information from, since I am a “programmer” and not a security guru. Well, gotta keep up with what you know best, right? So, left my card behind, and went on to number 3.

Talk three, teamwork. Well, not to beat the “crap” out of people, but… another hit, literally. One thing you have to know, is that if you want to get stuff done, you gotta push yourself and literally “do it”. Thinking, deciding what you want to do, where you want to go, what direction you want to go in, it will lead to nothing. Taking the leap of faith and going for it is what got our team winning for the third and final time. It was wonderful.

Afterwards, we had another talk about something more interesting, and I realized why I switched my job: To get a better one back. So, sometimes switching for a job is not a bad sign, but actually achieves your goal more quickly. If you get stuck on a single job for a long time, expect nothing to happen. If you switch though, you get a better job with better responsibility. I for example got from a job as software programmer to a job as Technical Consultant… And besides the better paygrade, I found out that it is a better job which yields more power.

After all those talks, I got approached by multiple people, wanting to know more about me, wanted advice, got boob flash… It felt wonderful. MX297 in the right location is a REAL killer, trust me. When you go to a party or a conference, have MX297 in your pocket because I got sold by it… I had never seen so many people just approach me, wanting to know more about me, and I didn’t even had to wander around, they passed by, they noticed me, and the fun just started. And I did notice that there was one woman who was just hesitant to go… She eventually left when I felt that the stuff was wearing out, after the whole thing, 6-7 hours later.