OK - this is really odd…and maybe it is just me sniffing to much MX235…
I wanted to conduct some SELF testing to pick up my own responses in a more controlled environment. So I sprayed myself with:
3 Shots of MX235…1 on each wrist and one on my decollete.
I am in my office with the door closed. Today there seem to be an awful lot of flies buzzing around me. I took a bath so I do not smell like decomposing garbage. I noticed all the flies pairing up an mating…Now I realize my pheromones are not insect mating pheromones BUT…what in the world is going on.
I have flies on my desk mating, there are flies on my window mating, as we speak (HELLO) flies on top of my computer mating. What in the sam hill is this all about…
Maybe it is “Fly Mating Day” and I should mark it on my calendar!
HEY - would you look at this two flies landing on meeeeeee ----EEEEEK Get off Get off! Uhhhg pukey fly semen on my arm…I will never lick my arm again (LOL) …
OK - I have been inhaling MX235 all morning too…I seem to be a bit giddy.
I don’t know why you lick your arms , but I probably wouldn’t either.
That’s pretty crazy. I don’t know anything about the mating rituals of insects, let alone flies, but I don’t think flies have a specific mating day. Then again, there are billions of flies in the world..It probably wouldn’t be hard to run into another fly today, they probably only really need one day.
If you see people start exhibiting that behavior, I’m snatching up all of the mx235.
I have noticed flies mating around me before, when there’s a large enough concentration of the annoying little buggers in the vicinity, and seemingly when the weather is sufficiently hot to get them to trot. I don’t think it’s a mating day though, more like a week or even a fortnight.
Their own pheromones probably travel better on a hot summer’s day, I guess.
Did I ever tell you about the time two cockroaches were humping in front of me at the bar. LOL. I was not wearing pheromones then…maybe I put off some kind of radar that says - When Your Around Me Hump.
Lets all experiment with this…and see if we can get the insect world under our control…they are all going to outlive us anyway…oh maybe we do not want to add to their drive…
I will wear MX235 and sit in the middle of my corn field and see what happens. Maybe if I chant that might help too. Of course I should not let the neighbors see me, they may bring over their spoons and broken fiddle and want to have a hoe down…Now that is different from a whore down. A whore down is similar to when the police say “man down, man down.” Except when a whore goes down she…well she could do almost anything I suppose. Never seen one though, unless I count Aunt Molly who is a real slutty cow.
They’re weird, I mean obviously they just hit and quit - no time for foreplay or niceties LOL, they’re really quick. Several pairs I observed met on the wing, and mated as they kind of went into a free fall, and then went their separate ways without actually landing anywhere. Urgh! Pretty yucky really, I could whack the free-falling breeding pairs but more of them would be along shortly after!
Don’t they do all their sexy bits behind closed doors, with a huge HR-Giger-esque Queen Ant, sort of thing? I thought worker ants were a sterile caste like worker bees or something.
But I do recall reading about a certain type of aphid that gave off a chemical that encouraged a certain type of ant to stand round and guard it, in return for this secretion, which was, I dunno, “Instant Ant Magic” or something, LOL.
Is it possible that you have been near or even rubbed up aginst a specimen of the genus Phallus? (aka: Stinkhorn) It secretes an aromatic gelatinous mass at its tip that attracts flys in order to spread its spore.
Hmmm Thats a aweful lot of flies hanging around you. Actually I dont know what it is about mones but I have not been bit by a mosquito since I have started using mones. They are around but they bite everyone else and leave me alone LOL I didnt check to see if they were mating at the time but I will pay more attention in the future.
OH Dear God Oooyahhh, That picture is obscene!!! I am so glad I have never run up against something that looked like that!!! Where would one find such a specimen??
Actually I think you should get some fly strips. I know they’re attracted by their own pheromones.
LOL! Ya think? Somebody please spray schell with Spaceland…can’t wait to hear what she sees next.
I have an organic garden and it often gets invaded by Japanese beetles, in particular my bean plants. I never use pesticides and generally don’t mind sharing as long as they don’t get too greedy. My solution? A sex lure. Yep, it’s a bag…I hang it at the farthest end of my property from a low tree limb. It’s hysterical to watch them. They make a bee line for the bag…they hover over it for a sec, then just free fall in. If ya look in the bag it’s like an orgy.
However, this year I’m having np with them. Odd. I know there’s a concern with bees dying and whole hives just dying off for unknown reasons. That’s really scary…gotta have bees…we need them among others to pollinate.
, but I probably wouldn’t either.
