Ok, well not THAT little, I mean it was in a bar and she had to be at least 21, but probably just barely!
Application:
MX292: 4 sprays, 1 behind each ear, 1 to upper chest, 1 to back of neck
P75: 2 mcg’s total, sprayed to front and back of neck
EST: 100 mcg’s, sprayed to hair at back of head.
IFM: 4 sprays to hair, front, back and both sides.
Venue: My usual nightclub, Cape Buffalo. Went alone because Girlfriend didn’t want to go out.
I get to the club and it’s really crowded because one of the best cover bands in Dallas is playing. I find myself a spot along the bar and take up residence.
One girl (Mid 40’s probably) came up and was standing RIGHT behind me. After a minute or two, I looked over at her and asked if she wanted to slide in and order a drink. She smiles at me and says that she’s trying to decide whether to have a drink or go home, so I say “That’s easy, have a drink!” She puts her hand on my shoulder and slides in next to me, so her arm is draped around my back. The bartender comes over and takes her order, and I hadn’t caught it but she bought me a beer. She squeezes my shoulder and says here, handing me the beer. I look at her and say thanks what’s this for? She says it was for convincing her to stick around. She stands there talking to me for several minutes, but had removed her hand from my shoulder after getting the drinks, then a couple of her freinds came over and dragged her off to the dance floor.
I noticed that I was getting looks and smiles from a couple of girls, but didn’t make any kind of effort to open or talk to them at first, but after awhile I did slide over a few feet and talk to 2 girls, one of which had been looking over and smiling a decent bit. I talked to them for a minute or 2, but then another girl that I did know showed up and came over and we started talking (Indian girl I’ve talked about in my journal).
The spot at the bar we occupied was right next to an order station and people kept coming up to get drinks. I always try to get a spot next to the order stations because it give you lots of chances to talk to random people walking up to the bar to order drinks. Tonight was no different and everytime a cute girl would come up, I’d make some sort of comment or tell them that the bartender wouldn’t serve them until they smiled. I had a couple of girls stick around and chit chat for a minute or 2, and only one who just looked at me like “F off and die” then turn and ignore me.
Two VERY pretty young girls came up to the bar to order and one of them started digging through her purse. After a minute or so, it was obvious that she couldn’t seem to find what she was looking for, so I put my hand on her back and said “It’s not in there, I stole it”. She looks up at me with this huge smile and star struck look in her eyes, and playfully says, no you didn’t. I smiled back at her and said “Yeah I could never steal anything from somebody that has such a gorgeous smile”. They got their drinks and found 2 open seats next to the Indian girl, so they slid around and sat down.
A minute later they reached ove to grab some matches to light cigarettes, and I leaned across the Indain girl with my lighter and offered each a light. That got another smile and an introduction. I slid to the other side of the Indian girl and next to them and we started talking.
It was a little odd, and I can only attribute this to possibly the EST but after a couple of minutes the girl that I first opened (and the cuter of the 2) asks me if I like boys or girls. I look at her a little funny and say “I like girls, I started flirting with you didn’t I” She responds by saying that I was being really nice to her so she couldn’t tell, then hints at having a gay uncle who’s her best friend, in case I like guys too. I assure her that I AM NOT INTO GUYS, and she says “Well, I didn’t know…I like guys AND girls”. I then ask her if she likes nice guys or if they have to been mean and nasty to catch her attention. She says I hate mean guys and only like them nasty in the bedroom.
Anyway, we talk and flirt back and forth for quite awhile, and I’m basically ignoring the Indian girl. When I finished my beer and ordered another, I also bought the 3 girls a drink too (I wouldn’t have got the Indian girl a drink, but didn’t want to be rude). When the bartenderr brings the drinks over, I hand each of them theirs and the girl that I’d been talking to thanks me and tells me that I didn’t have to get them a drink. I respond by saying there is only 3 things in life that I have to do, I do everything else because I want to. She makes an effort to guess, saying pay taxes, eat and what else? I say nope taxes are optional - there are consequences if you don’t pay them, but you don’t need to pay them to stay alive. She says OK, what are they? And I respond saying “Eat, sleep and shit” Everything else is optional!
That gets a laugh and she puts her arm around me pulling me toward her and says “You are too funny, I love you”
Anyway, we talk for awhile longer and she’s being really touchy, leaning into me and giving me these DIHL looks and smiles, but she’s also getting kind of drunk. Finally her friend decides that she needs to drag her out on the dancefloor and try to sober her up a bit. She grabs my arm and says come on lets all go dance, but her friend shakes her head and gives me a look that says “Don’t even think about it”.
Awhile later she comes walking/stumbling back with her friend and 3 more girls, and grabs my arm, pulls into me and says “this is Mark, I love him”. One of the girls give me a nasty look as if I’m a cradle robber or something, and I just shrug my shoulder and give her a look like, Hey I’m not doing anything!
She introduces each of them and it turns out that one of the girls fathers owns the club. She tells me that one day she’s going to be taking the club over and asks me how I like the place, how often I come, etc. The little girl who loves me is leaning into me and listening intently.
It’s near the end of the night now, the band had stopped playing, and the girls decided to call it a night. The one girl gives me a big loooong hug and tells me that she reeeeally liked talking to me and hopes she sees me again.
The additions to MX292 added some interesting qualities to the mix, except for the gay question, which was quickly forgotten anyway. It had the same sexual effects, but added a layer of affection and comfort.
I was not looking for anything to happen, cause I already have somebody that I’m very happy with, and I’m not sure that anything would have happened even if I wanted it too, but I’m pretty positive that if I had wanted her phone number she would have given it to me, and I think I probably could have got a kiss goodbye. Well, actually I think I probably could have been making out with her, and if I didn’t have a girlfriend, I definitely would have at least tried! 
Damn my loyal monogamous attitude! 
