M to the M TAKES MX297 FOR A RIDE TO THE TAX OFFICE
Had to go pay my taxes and put in an application for a tax break on the house.
Three sprays to the neck.
Two ladies at the counter.
First clerk: “Hi! How are you today?”
Me: “I’m fine, thanks. You?”
FC: “I’m fine, thanks!”
Me: “Are you fine, or are you telling me you’re fine because that’s what they told you to tell the customers at the meeting?”
FC: Laughs, and says, “No, I’m fine.”
Second clerk that waits on me: “I’m fine, too! For real!” With a big smile.
Me: “Copy cat!” She laughs. Pays my car taxes, and got see this other lady … late 50s with, to me, a bit of an attitude painted on her face.
She’s on the phone, so someone else in her office tells the lady ahead of me and I to take a seat in the hall.
She comes out, calls the lady in, and in less than 3 minutes, the lady comes out and leaves.
The 50+ walks out, goes behind the counter where the clerks were, and is either faxing or copying. I’m sitting and sitting and sitting. She’s taking her sweet time, talking and listening to the other clerks, and APPEAR to be in NO HURRY to get to me. Finally, one of the earlier clerks asks, “Who are you waiting on?” I point to the lady with my eyes. She says out loud, “You’re waiting for Mrs. XXXXX.” The lady didn’t even turn around to acknowledge me, she just looks at the clerk that said her name, and started flipping through the papers she had. At this time my blood sugar is low, and I’m starting to shake. I ask the clerk what time they closed, and she said 5:00. I waited about four more minutes, got up, and went to get something to eat.
After reading how 297 aphatizes you, I hit myself with another two sprays before going back in to see her. I peep into the office, and another lady who saw me earlier says, “Come on in, and sit right at her desk. Mrs. XXXXX with be right with you.” She was in an office with her boss, she looks and comes walking fast. “I saw you earlier, I’m so very sorry.” I said, “I thought you were trying to play hard to get, and was trying to make me cry.” She saids, “I’m so very sorry. I wasn’t trying to play hard to get, and I wasn’t trying to make you cry.” I say, “Are you sure?” She saids, “Yes, I’m so very sorry.”
Now, you can plainly see I was joking, and wasn’t mad. She was not smiling when she answered. As I got up to leave, she says, “I hope you have a wonderful day!” I say, “You, too!” Then I hear, “Have a nice day!” from the other lady in her office.
Now, passing the clerks, I say, “Arriverderci!” One says, “Huh?” I say, “Arriverderci!!” She says good bye. The second clerk says goodbye, I think, in French (AL VISTAZANE pronounce it in English). I say, “Alright, now!” And there’s another lady sitting at her desk that wasn’t there earlier. She’s looking and smiling. I look at her and say, “Can I get a HASTA LUEGO!?” She laughs and says, “Hasta la vista, baby!” (My Spanish is probably spelled wrong, but you get the point.) As though it was planned, all three said, “See you later!” As always … I said, “THANKS FOR THE WARNING!” They laugh, and Elvis leaves their building.
What did MX297 do? I don’t even know, but I like it! I like it! 
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P.S. Don’t know if there is a difference between the old and new MX297 … I still have the old release.
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