Decided to go out and eat this p.m. I’ve been TRYING to stop wearing my scents to do errands … it’s not working! 
Out to eat, I go, but before I do, I’ll just run in and pay my Lowes bill. To the front of the neck went 1/2 spray (new bottle! 
), 1 spray to the chest (on my t-shirt), and 1 spray shared by the top of my hands, quickly swiped on each side of the neck before dry down.
I walk into Lowes … my star cashier for the evening — a young, sweet-looking Caucasian, let’s say … 24-28 years of aging.
“May I help you?”
Me: “You sure can. In your purse is 2 million dollars … I’d like to have it, please.”
“I wish!”
Me: “Me, too! But, I’d just bet you wouldn’t share!”
“Yes, I would.”
Me: “Yeah, right! I’d like to pay my bill, please.”
Give her my info, and she pulls up the screen.
“Are you wearing cologne?”
Me: “Oh noooo! Am I smelling like the cologne boy!?!?”
“No! You smell goooooood!” Notice all the Os in good? It was like that, too!
Me: “You wouldn’t be fibbing me, would’ja? I’d hate to have to tell my mom!”
Noticing some serious flushing going on … face and neck.
“Nooo! You smell really good! What is the name of that cologne?”
Me: “You would ask me that! I have no idea, my son sent it to me weeks ago.”
“Well, it smells really good!”
I thanked her, and walked off!
Into the restaurant I walked. At the door, was a chocolate coated sweetie!! 23-25, perhaps?
I walk in, and “I can’t believe you didn’t open the door for me! Aren’t you suppose to open the door for your customers?”
“Yes, but you were moving to fast!”
Me: “Nice try! I’m too old to move fast! I saw that fake like you were going to come open it for me. It didn’t work, 'cause you weren’t going to open it, you just gave me a football fake!”
She laughs, and says, “I was!”
“No you weren’t! You should be ashamed of yourself!” I walked off to the bar, and left her smiling.
Each time she walked past, I got eye contact and a smile! What does that mean? I have no idea, but I like it! I like it! 
Self effects: I haven’t had any self effects since 1922!
That completes my outing! 
MX391: To be continued …
