Sorry for the delay on this one.. but finally found some time to post this “episode”.
So the day before the work party I had an episode that I wrote about in another thread.. Basically I blew my SO out of bed by wearing Turn Up The Heat.. She reacted very abrubtly? LOL! here is the thread
ANYHOW.. the next day I awoke, showered and got ready for a short afternoon of bowling with my work. THe company threw us a party for basically kicking ass in our industry here in Seattle. I work at night so I don’t see alot of people that work here. I thought this would be a perfect place to test out a few of the products. Mind you I left the TUTH at home for this one!
So after showering I spray a good healthy dose of Ammo to the chest. A spray of Instant Shine to the head face/hair and two sprays of Instant Honesty to me wrists.
As I was driving to the bowling alley I notice I seem to smell very strong… I kind of worry that I may just have to much on but soldier ahead for the sake of science ![]()
So most everyone is there when I arrive. They have it catered so I go for the grub and sit at a table behind the lanes. The people I know come up and sit at the table and start talking etc. They seem to be a bit put off like they seem to notice something but not repelled but seem to have a look of suspision?
I knew something was happening but didn’t want to concentrate on that as I had some BOWLIN’ to do! Mind you I haven’t bowled in over two years am LUCKY if I break 100 and well… I suck basically.. ![]()
So everyone is spread out in the 5 lanes we have reserved and the bowling begins. When My first time came I threw a gutter ball! woohoo!Thru my second one and picked up the spare!.. Lucky I am thinking.. the others who were in my lane were pretty good bowlers and were throwing pretty good. I keep telling everyone how sucky I am but like to have fun.. While bowling I notice quite a few stares from women in the other lanes. A lot of quick eyes turned when I bust them LOL..
One of the office hotties who I never see keeps peering over from about a lane away. I walk over past her to talk to another buddy (and of course to spread the cloud) I decide to walk around quite a bit inbetween turns to see what happens.. As the game progresses, a lot of attention is being thrown my way and upon looking at my score I am starting to kick everyones ass too!![]()
So I am slowly going from the “who is this guy, he must work at night” to “all eyes on me”.. heehee
Everytime I throw a ball I either hit a strike, make the spare or just bowl well… And when I turn around a walk back more and more people are cheering me on…
The “good” bowlers are screwing up and throwing gutter balls and swearing and the sucky bowler is jut cleaning up!
So the first game ends and I scored like over 150 and left everyone in the dust!
OK so the second game starts… Right off the bat and I throw a strike!.. LOL no shit I turn around and everyone is cheering.. So I start playing it up like doing the rocky victory dance with hands in the air!
Second turn I pick up the spare! More cheers. I throw strikes on the third and forth turn.. I CAN DO NO WRONG! LOL!!! Everyone is now bowing and cheering! I’ve never seen anything like it…
At this time I notice that one office hottie is now behind my lane taking pictures of me… So of course I sieze the moment and start flippin her shit about being a stalker and selling the pictures for profit and stuff. She is getting a big kick out of this.. Of course there is attention being thrown our way..
Well things get cut short because we run out of time but I go out on top and I can here my name being spoken here and there some people seem to feel hesitant to talk to me like they were looking at some sort of rockstar.. lol.. Everyone is taking back thier shoes and starting to leave. The girl is following me around like a puppy and others are close behind.
She starts saying something about the great shots I was making and of course misinterpret and am saying “what? you want to buy me a shot?” She is laughing and agreeing but I cut here off and tell her next time.. I walk out to the car with a spring in my step, not really believing what had happened… Damn! ![]()