My Girlfriend broke up with me.

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I was wearing lots of A314. I posted about it in the exclusive A314 forum how if a man were to wear about 6-8 (or more) drops he would essentially be peacocking without any accessories. It works crazy good for me.

FRIDAY NIGHT
I was at the bar last night wearing:
A314 8 Drops
Ishine 6 sprays
IFM 6 sprays

My friend who I was meeting at the bar was late, but I didn’t mind as I sat at the table sipping on a cold one.

Another friend, who is normally the bartender, was now on the floor at her old position as a beer Goddess (She says she gets more tips this way). She came over and “sat” at my table and was super-nice. This is the same bartender chick who serves as my pivot, the one that always banters with me (I post often about her in other threads). She will always be saying off the cuff remarks about how I wore her out last night, or how she could barely walk today. She says that stuff in front of other women to help me get chicks and cause she is cool like that :slight_smile:. Well tonight, she was really nice and asking if I was OK. It was like my puppy just died and she was worried about me. All the girls who work at this bar are best friends and know I get around and they are cool with it because I don’t lie about it.

I see another friend, a beer goddess, and she sits down and the first girl, my pivot, gets up to leave. I ask the one sitting how she is doing and what not. We have been messing around a bit and she is really cool. She tells me she is really great and what not. I tell her we need to go out again and she says she really cant cause she is, well she’s seeing someone now. Well no biggie to me so I’m like cool. I respect that and we can be friends like old times. I don’t need to sleep with a woman to be friends with her, I mean its not like we are dating.

After that like three other beer Goddesses are at my table making sure “I’m OK”. They keep hugging me and loving on me and I’m like (think Austin Powers) Yah Baby! This is great right. Now I have three Beer Goddesses at my table plus this one who is looking at me like I’m a heartless creep. I figured if she has a boyfriend now I need a new Goddess cause I have a reputation to keep. So I ask the ladies if the Hottie Blond Bartender who wears the hat is single. I mean we are all friends and they know that I like to play and its not like we are dating right? Well apparently my friend gets a little perturbed and shakes her head and just kind of walks off looking pissed. Gee whats up with her I think.

My friend shows up, asks me how I do it, we watch a Navy Seal destroy a mans ego, effectively ruining his ALPHA dreams with a quick blow to the face and then leave. Pretty fun, but uneventful night…

Saturday Day
Today in the mall I had a date. I wore three A314, three Ishine and three IFM.

While I’m in the mall with this new girl I’m getting to know, the one from Ammo to the rescue thread, she dropped a BOMB on me.

She said SteveO you are so fucking dense.

I’m like Baby, that’s so cute, but what are you ever talking about?

She is like that girl from your story last night…

I’m like yeah that was weird right?

It’s not weird SteveO, you’re just to silly figure this all out on your own.

OK babe, I give, what in hell are you talking about? No wait I get it, you want me to pick you up over my shoulder and carry you off to almost certain pleasuuuuure… (I grab her side and squeeze cause I know she’s ticklish)

She lets out a yell that is just a little to loud and people are looking, mothers grab hold of their daughters. Men hold their girlfriends a little closer. Her long brown hair flies through the air like a whip and splashes the mall sky with patches of brown and blond highlights, this way and that way. She is flailing about and yelping and laughing yelling at me to stop. I have her in my clutches and she smacks my hand away with a serious STOP IT. She’s serious, she plans to do me physical harm, she would hurt me if she didn’t love every second. She hits me again.

I tell her how sexy she looks when she is serious. Like an uber geek.

She’s mad, I can tell. I stop and she composes herself, the mall starts moving again. The aghast slacked jaws close, the leering eyes avert back to their own world. Children released from their parents choke holds ghasp for air. My friend slides just a little bit closer towards me. She moves ever so gracefully in her jeans and they hug her body tight. She is wearing uggs, everybody is wearing uggs.

I am curious what she is wearing under those jeans. Hmm I don’t recall seeing any panty lines…

SteveO, dammit listen to me. Get your mind out of the gutter. She pulls me back in, she knows me all to well.

I smile, busted, but intent on listening to her.

That girl broke up with you last night!

BANG! Like an explosion it rips through my very core, my existence shattered. Every fiber of my being ringing in my head. Shell shocked I stammer and mutter, uh huh? Like I’m punch drunk, one to many for the road, too many blows to the head. A bit of spittle forms on lips, I can feel it pooling up about to seep from my mouth like a drooling old fool that just heard he is about to die. Ummm what did you just say?

Your friend from last night. She broke up with you!

That’s impossible, I say. We weren’t even dating!

My girl gets a little closer, looks me in the eyes, I love how her eyes sparkle. I think about later tonight when her eyes will glass over and her mouth will be in an O shape and she will cooo. I think of…

Hey, SteveO, snap out of it, that girl thinks you were dating her and she broke up with you last night. My girl sits back in her chair, pushes her head back, crosses her arms and gives an uh huh nod with her head as if she has just matter-of-factly answered the ten-million dollar question with absolute certainty. There is no doubt on her mind and no matter what I say I am not going to change it. It makes sense, it all makes sense now.

I slowly, move back in my chair. I can feel the world spinning faster around me. I look at my girl in front of me, she is smug and confident, she is victorious and beautiful, she is…a babe. I wonder what she has on underneath those jeans. I get a smile, a big smile.

She shakes her head from side to side exasperated and says later SteveO, if you can keep it in your pants that long :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m going to go see her now.

Guide:
Girl who broke up with me
Other People
Me
My Newest Girl

Does she like me? Or just the pheros?
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UHhh, could you like go back and maybe highlight or underline the one that broke up with you. It’s very confusing when you talk about girls, pheromones you make sense with, they all have MX numbers.

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I understood the part about “sipping on a cold one” and 8 drops of A314. Or was it 8 cold ones and a drop of A314…

When I wear large amounts of A314 people tend to scurry out of my way. More of a “here comes the man” rather than a peacocking situation. Sheesh, I never wanted to be “the man.” I always wanted to be the one sticking it to the man.

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yeah man, that’s a bit confusing man, I catch your drift man, but man, what was going on there man. :wink:

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my guess is that girl.

i don’t even know where i would put 8 drops of a314. :confused:

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…

:open_mouth:

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Hey man, don’t feel too bad about not knowing…we men speak a different language than women. Sometimes things get lost in translation.

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OK so when I wrote this I wanted to get it off my mind because it was shocking that my girlfriend broke up with me and I wasn’t even aware she was my girlfriend and worse yet, that we were dating.

More importantly has this ever happened to anybody else. I went to a bar to see some bands tonight with my new girl B and asked every girl I met. They all agreed they never dated anyone without the guy knowing it. I tell you this though, its the best line I have ever used and sets flew open like bakery doors at a weight watchers convention. Holy shit it was amazing.

And the most important aspect of this entire thread, which I will say I am VERY DISAPPOINTED in the men here. Not one of you asked a thing about B and what she was wearing under those jeans… What’s wrong with you sicko’s?

Truth be told though we only lasted about an hour at the bar. The first act; some drunk girl with a guitar who had a very pretty voice, but WTF slow and Smith’s esque. Mother I can feel the soil over my head! Shit just bury me if it gets me out of here any freaking quicker. Well it turned out B felt the same way so LUCK was on my side. She wanted me to take her back to her apartment. I practically ran to the car and almost left without her. I kept trying to feel her up the whole way home.

She was like slapping my hand away and told me I would have to wait. We got to her house, she went into her room and said she had a suprise for me. Then she calls me in and she has candles lit, some Enigma LSD playing and is on the bed NUDE. What the fuck is that crap. I mean she had to go and ruin everything. I went to wear her jeans were and looked but there was only jeans and her top. Socks and a bra. Ummm wheres the panties I ask? WTF Ozzy? I’ve only heard her say Ozzy once before and well last time. OK I’ll just say I never did find out what she had on under them jeans.

So Guys, and any ladies:

  1. Have you ever dated someone who didn’t know?
  2. Has anyone ever broken up with you that you didn’t know you were even dating?
  3. Do you women go commando?
  4. How can you women wear such tight jeans and have no panty lines. I mean NONE?
  5. Why are women wearing uggs. That’s so California 2008?
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  1. Hmmm yes and no LOL I used to eat lunch out at the picnic table behind the PO at the same time as one of the other guys from work. Sometimes other people were there. His wife stopped by one day to drop something off and the next day he told me we couldn’t see each other anymore LOL I was like HUH ?? His wife said he couldn’t eat lunch with me but thats not what he said. I blew it off like a joke but I think he was serious and thought there was more to it then lunch.
  2. See number 1
  3. Yes
  4. Thongs
  5. Because wearing the thigh high 12 inch spikes heels all the time can ruin your arches and toes and uggs are cute and comfy to wear while you recover from the heels.

I say this with love Steve, Your such a slut :smiley: j/k

You had your mojo all the time or perhaps your mojo has been restored somehow. :wink:

Tisha

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Commando with jeans?

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Sure… it depends on the jeans and the occasion. Oh and you need to be well trimmed :smiley: The zipper can be a bitch sometimes.

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B is all yours. it just seems wrong to, you know… wonder what kind of undies she’s wearing. :o

nice color coding on the post.

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man, don’t even get me started on my ugg boot rant. they are at least appropriately named.

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I’m currently dating Kylie and she has no idea. Of course we’ve never met but that just goes to show how subtle I am.

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I’ve been meaning to tell you Tisha…My wife and my girlfriend have been getting jealous of our …you know…relationship. So I broke it off with them last night so that we could continue to date and what not :stuck_out_tongue:

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  1. No
  2. No
  3. I know a couple, but none of them do every day or anything.
  4. Uh..yeah I guess thongs. I mean..compared to underwear, jeans are pretty thick. Now if it’s some sort of stretchy spandex type material..then I’d really wonder. You know, the kind that let you make out individual butt cheeks. :stuck_out_tongue:
  5. I dunno, maybe because I’m in California? The economy must make it hard for all the girls to keep up with their fashion, but really though, California is the last place you need Uggs.
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  1. Yes, I’m dating my cat. He is baby. Yes, I’m gay for my cat. I don’t think he knows and I don’t think I’m his type unless he wants something. Then he loves me. :smiley:

  2. Probably, I’m clueless about alot of things

  3. Women go commando all the time. I worked at a bar/nightclubs for 2.5 years.

  4. Women have magical powers and they can just seduce you into thinking there are no panty lines. You can be Erickson/Bandler/Jeffries all in one and women will still out seduce any guy and have you thinking whatever they want you to think. :smiley:

  5. Maybe they didn’t get the memo.

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  1. No
    2.Yes, I got a Dear John note from a little redheaded girl in third grade. She was very serious about it and I felt a little sorry for her. Then in fifth grade she started getting boobs and I wished she hadn’t broken up with me.
    3.N/A
    4.N/A
  2. Because sealskin kamiks are sooo politically incorrect.

Thanks for the color coding, it cleared things right up!

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Didn’t need to ask what was under the jeans, cause I already knew. I was with her earlier in the day.

And just so you ain’t wondering anymore, when you saw her she was wearing my underwear! :roll_eyes: :stuck_out_tongue:

As for the answers:

  1. not to my knowledge. :stuck_out_tongue:
  2. Well I’ve had a girl that was a great friend, and only a friend get pissed and stop talking to me because she saw me hitting on another girl.
  3. Yep!
  4. Ever look at some of the panties they wear?
  5. What’s an Ugg, and do they bite? :roll_eyes:

You think the zipper can be a bitch for women? Remember the scene in There’s Something About Mary>

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Now don’t get me wrong I have been with many a girl who has gone pantiless in a dress, but I’m surprised to hear about this in jeans. And thongs usually you can tell when she sits or bends. I mean something is usually visual, but Tisha has said no pantys even with jeans sometimes so that answers the question.

Funny news: The girl that broke up with me called me this morning (well 12:30) and woke me up. She said she wanted to make sure I was OK. I’m glad she is so sensitive to my feelings. I called B and asked her if we were bf/gf and she said she’d let me know.