So I have this friend. It’s kind of a strange relationship with her cause we’re more than just “friends” but we’re not in a relationship. Not even “friends with benefits” either, cause the farthest we’ve ever gone, and probably ever will go, is make out. I couldn’t see myself sleeping with her, but she’s fun to make out with… Kinda weird and maybe kind of lame to an outsider, but it is what it is.
Anyway, so we went out to eat one night, and she was very moody. I asked what was wrong and she said she was just on her period, so no big deal. Naturally, the first thing that came to my mind was
YES! PERFECT time to try Instant Female Magic! Fortunately I brought my to go bottle with me.
No change in her attitude whatsoever at first. After dinner we watched a movie at her place and cuddled. I could tell she felt instantly better. But here’s the thing that I’ve noticed. She felt better, but not in an instant shiney kind of way. You know how when you’re depressed you have kind of a default strategy for dealing with it? Some people need to go home and cry, while others need to have ice cream with their best friend, while still others like to go on mass killing sprees.
Like the whole world around you sucks and you know it does, but that thing you do makes you feel safe and comfortable. It doesn’t reverse your depression or make you feel good… but it kinda relieves it… And for some reason you know it’s the ONLY thing in the world that will make you feel even slightly better…
That’s what Instant Female Magic is.
No more whining and complaining, but we did have a nice cuddle/makeout session.
I talked to her a few days later, and her response was “You are awesome. You made me feel soooo much better. Also you smell really good. You know how people can have a natural smell to them? Not BO but just a natural smell? I love yours… and I can still smell you on my shirt. It makes me happy.”
Instant Female magic: 5 sprays to the neck… no other pheromones…
no cover scent…
