My New Years Eve WTF moment!

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The above mix came from The Wild Flower, which is something he swiped out of Steve’s laboratory, all applied to the neck area with the exception of a 4th spray of IS, which was applied and shared by the top of the hands + 3 sprays of TUTH (15 mcgs) from chest to belly button.

Onwards!

I haven’t been out to dance or party in 3-5 months, as you can tell, I can’t even remember the last time I’ve been to a club.

New Years Eve … I drove one of my wild friends out for the evening. Caucasian, 45, slim, bi, and very hot, to me! I wanted her long ago, for she was the first lady that has offered and bought me a drink in my area. She got in the mood for kissing on lots of occasions. Yes, we’ve tongue danced a lot before she ended up on my FRIEND ZONE list. She will test me from time to time, with stuff like, “COME SLEEP WITH ME.” NOT!

Whenever she’s in the mood to go out dancing, I get a call, and I got the call last week, saying she wanted me to escort her to a DRAG New Years Eve party, and that she got US a suite. Never slept in such a suite … two very large rooms, king-size bed, two bathes, and a fireplace! :open_mouth: We freshen up, and head to the ball room.

I always know what to expect when she’s drinking heavily, but what I was about to hear, came from a SIP of a buttery nipples, so alcohol played no roll in the verbiage that came from her mouth, and entered my ear. Her words were …

“I EXPECT TO BE TIED UP AND GAGGED FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR.”

Me being who I am, as slippery as a barrel of monkeys with virgin oil filled to the brim … I DID NOT RESPOND.

It was a great night, 'cause I see her as a good friend, and I enjoy her company. Before the night was over, I had been in two strip clubs, a place that’s off limits to me, and has been for over 15 years. Something about seeing ALMOST naked women I can’t touch, that doesn’t sit right with me.

THE END

P.S. No sex took place that night, or the morning after. The morning after, I got put into a torn wife beater, pulled into the bathroom, where she had set up, with dancing music playing, a strobe light, a black light, and a bath tub half filled with bubble water. As we danced, I had to, she stripped down to see-through top and panties, and made sure I got a look at the pubic hair waving at me from the side of her panties. We danced until she had to sit down. Packed and left.

The bath water was to give me a bath, but she ended up dancing in it, cause I was not getting naked for her to wash me! :wink:

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Wow, you’re telling me the M&M could not f-close in a situation like that? Sometimes it just takes a little bit of awareness with a clear a clear objective and a subtle tactics to push it over the edge! And sometimes no matter what you do it was not meant to happen…

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Nawh, Giant, I could have closed, but she’s off limits. It would have killed the friendship, and I’d rather have her wild ass around, and continue to have fun with her, rather than to ruin the friendship by allowing her to have my man meat. Maybe one day, I’ll cross that line, but I haven’t in over 7 years, and I hope that never changes. :roll_eyes:

Will the M to the M ever sleep with his wild, crazy and hot female friend after a 7 year friendship?

To be continued …

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My questions to the corresponding statements made by you in green and bold!

  • something he swiped out of Steve’s laboratory

OK Who gave Wildflower authority to swipe anything from my secret stash and then share it with you, sir? If you had asked me I would have provided you with a sample of ICM 2.0, which is now in full test mode. Its so good I wore it out on NYE. It was a very good night and my report will follow. Since you decided to circumvent my security measures I will add you to the exclusion list to even get within a 3 mile radius of its signature as remarkably the circumference of effective state impacts anyone within this wide berth. New Years Eve day I had the windows rolled down on the jeep and when I looked in the rear view camera mirror there were women chasing the Jeep.

Now you will suffer the consequences of your actions and suffer a public flogging while forced through a near naked dance by Mikki wearing only the tiniest of cover without the ability to touch her as she douses herself in honey infused with ISexi B for over two hours. Your Uncle SteveO, only because he wants this to be fair and to ensure safety, will assist Mikki in dousing herself with honey. It’s going to be painful for me too, but I’m doing this for you! If you survive I’ll remove you from the list.
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  • I haven’t been out to dance or party in 3-5 months, as you can tell, I can’t even remember the last time I’ve been to a club.

Is there any reason you feel the need to torture the female population of the world by removing yourself from the game? I mean some guys are just so selfish. I always thought you had a kind heart and liked to share.

  • Caucasian, 45, slim, bi, and very hot, to me! I wanted her long ago… **FRIEND ZONE list… **NOT!

Again the torturing of women! I’m honestly curious as to why sir. I used to put hot women into the friend zone so I could take advantage of the opportunity that presented itself with her hot friends. More recently, as of 2010, what I found to my delight is a way to have the hot girl and her friends. Its not really a trick or anything, but as long as you are open about it and don’t make any promises that you can’t keep or insinuate that you are only interested in her, it goes a long way in the value fields. I’ve actually had the first girl of a group of girls, after we already did the dirty, introduce me to her friends as “the best fuck she ever had.” It kind of creeped me out at first but I got over that quick :slight_smile:. So seriously just curious as to why?

Otherwise as always a great report. I’m glad you had a good time. I’m going to be writing a report on NYE soon myself.

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I have no idea, Steve. It’s posted in his journal, or I ran across it in someone’s post last week. It looked so interesting, I took it on a test run, and like you, added more -none.

To be able to step into a decent club, where you actually FEEL you have no worries about someone pulling out a gun, I have to drive a little over an hour; and being old and old school, sometimes I get in the mood to take that drive to party. I swear it feels like it’s 5 hours coming back home at 1-2 in the morning, solo! :roll_eyes:

I find it to be a gamble, and I think like you, too. From the devil on my left shoulder, “Do her! Do her good! And she will turn you on to her hot licking buddies, and you’ll get to do them, too!” I’ve done that twice in my lifetime, both said it was fine, and they could handle it, but after I put on my tall black hat, white gloves, and used my magic wand … things changed fast!!! Two ‘I CAN HANDLE IT’ friends were lost forever. Not bragging, but I do now, and did back then, would have rather kept them as friends, and stuffed their friends, rather than lose them as friends. It’s a gamble that I don’t want to take for the third time, and lose another friend, 'cause I can get laid. :o Hell, if I could sleep with people I wasn’t attracted to, I’d need to walk around with one of those big umbrella’s, 'cause it would be raining, excuse me ladies, pussy!! Lots and lots of ugly pussy! Ewwwwwww!

NOW! I assume you mean the NEW ICM, yes? If the answer to that is correct, will it make it to the store, or are you trying to make it the first item on our Santa’s Wish List like the Panty Dropper, and Santa never brings it? You know the ONLY thing worse than a TEASE is … TWO TEASERS! :cool:

HAPPY NEW YEAR! :smiley:

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Be nice if he could share some stuff with me M&M, of course I would probably end up getting hogtied with some freak nympho, and I don’t think the wife would approve.

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I wish they’d take away the journal section, 'cause we are missing out on some OUTSTANDING reporters work. I dug into WildFlower’s journal last week, after someone said they got that mix from him; and BOOYOW! Found lots of interesting stuff in there!

I said all that to say, Smelly … HE HAS SHARED … read his journal.:wink:

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m&m and steve I was just gonna start a thread in the lounge on the possibility of casually dating two friends at the same time. I’m thinking this is a little different then what you guys were/are talking about, maybe not, but whats you takes on it being able to work. Right now I am not sure on the route to take… f close them both quickly so they don’t have time to compare notes or what? I’m not trying to sound too much like a pig :stuck_out_tongue:. Not saying I just wanna f-close them both or either one more than the other. I just don’t date one girl at a time casually and they are both really good friends and would hate to have to chose one and lose the possibility of the other just because they are friends.

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If that’s what you want, that’s the gamble you’re gonna have to take. It has been done.

In my 20’s, I wouldn’t date anyone who wasn’t bi. Now, it doesn’t matter, 'cause I’ve done it all, have worn out those shoes, and I’m fine with that.

As Steve stated, it’s doable. I’d play around with the idea with both before I’d go stuffing stiffness. As with mones, it could work, and it could backfire. Steve’s a Pimp, and I thought I was, loooooong ago, so … :roll_eyes:

Roll the dice, if you dare. :cool:

GOOD LUCK! :wink:

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I know I’m just joking with you M :smiley:

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ICM? Where can I get said ICM? :stuck_out_tongue: