I currently have a French teacher that is probably in love with me. She talks to me when she talks to the whole class. She always tries to touch me, and does. She always explains to the whole class standing beside me even if I’m at the bottom of the class. She laughs at my jokes, she lets me do whatever i want and never gets mad at me. She asks for my opinions in front of the whole class constantly.
Yesterday when my exam was done. I walk up to her and she gets these strange eyes: DIHL. I give her my exam and she becomes all numb and rips my 5 page exam right down the middle. She says: “Excuse me, excuse me!!! I don’t know why i did that! I’ll glue them back with little cute stickers!!!”. She looked like she just went through a sexual moment. It was a very intense moment for her.
I was wearing 1 spray of ammo right on the top of my head. Apparently, i was really sexy that day. Standing beside girls and looking them in the eye from my 6 foot 6 stature, i could see methodically all female’s pupils dilating.
Here are a few more things i analyzed:
During class, the girl beside me had a red face flush, the girl in front of me kept turning around to stare at me, the girl beside me would sit on her chair spreading her legs towards me(getting me REALLY horny), the guy diagonally gave me some tips during the exam, a girl upfront kept very subtly looking back at me avoiding eye contact with me. The teacher walked up to me and stared at me while leaning over onto me during the exam. She then said “very good, very good” and stayed for another minute perhaps reading my exam or admiring my presence.
LOL, cool results man. Yeah, maybe the androstenone in the hair amped up the effects of Ammo. So you only had 1 spray of Ammo on your head and it did this?
I speak perfect French and perfect written French (accept for the grammatical errors, it’s possible to make 100 errors per 1000 words). French is an extremely difficult language to write (You have no idea how hard it is). This is really how grades usually look in French class: Males have 35-75%, females have 70-90%. The minimum grade required to pass is 60%. For the first time in my life i have 90%, something is up, usually i have 50% (The only subject that i suck in school). Class average is 62%.
My teacher is always interrupting the class and saying things like:
“Thomas, what a man!”
“Thomas! So impressive”
“So smart!”
“Tall and manly!”
Or when she is passing out the exams:
“Lets give a hand of applause for Thomas, he got the best grades again!”
“Thomas had the best ideas as usual, 94%!”
“Thomas, excellent work!”
She REALLY likes me.
Every time i wear exactly 1 spray of ammo in her class.
It’s all true, and it’s the first time this happens in my life.
I don’t tell stories that are not worth telling. Anyone can state stories that are bland: today i woke up and I’m tired because i went to bed at 5:00 and woke up at 9:40. The interesting part is that I’m up at 9:40 because I’ll be seeing the Québec Premiere at 11:00.
And i don’t even feel a hint of “damn, they found out my lie”, because it is all 100% completely true translated into English to the best of my abilities. Let me remind you people that what she says in French is a bit more socially acceptable to be said than in English.
I wore ammo with her ever time. I didn’t get any results the first time i saw her because she was scared/DIHL/intimidated by me. I had just walked into class “the new guy”, because i had the course added on the 3rd class, i was wearing these large black leather boots because i had been working outside. I looked like poop, with a big dirty ugly winter coat.
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