So last night I got to try out the new Womens MX on a waitress I had just met. She was a blond and cute, and it was her first day on the job. She didn’t even know they stopped the $5.00 pitcher special about three weeks ago.
Typically I give every waitress a 'difficult" time and call them out on their sh*t. I do however tip really well and reward them when they do good. I’m not sure what the hired help thinks these days, but has anyone noticed the sub-par service standards that seems to have become the norm? It’s like if one waitress/waiter is bad, they all get to lower their standards in a place. Of course there are still some awesome ones and being me I seek them out. I am not going to tip someone because “they’re having a bad day!” I’m having a good day so why should your bad day mean I get bad service?
OK enough of my tyrade. The chick last night had an attitude at first, but we “talked” and before you knew it she would bring me a beer and pour it in a glass for me. Nobody else got a glass. When we talked she had told me that a big table party hadn’t even tipped her very well. I explained that had nothing to do with me or the service I received and that I expected nothing less than great. I told her by allowing the last table t effect her attitude she might as well go home, because I tipped based on the service I got. She agreed and I could see her lightening up and smiling more.
I thought she might be an awesome test subject so I told her what I did and asked her if she would be willing to try a new scent/phero mix. She agreed and OMG the difference was truly EPIC. Not only was she visibly happier, but as the night went on I became more and more attracted to her. Heck I even knew she was wearing phero’s but I was still overtaken with lust. I started to notice things like her hair, smile, legs, but, I mean I was taken in by this womans scent. I mean I started calling her over more and more just so I could get close to her and smell her. Amazing Amy and April, amazing!
She even told me at one point she felt the sexiest she has ever felt. She loved the smell and even though this was a bar of ill-repute (strip club) she felt like everyone was looking at her. She said some of the strippers actually started hitting on her. I also noticed that she was now being requested as the waitress and you could see about 6 other waitresses just standing around doing nothing. They didn’t seem mad though!
I was very lucky because she came up to me and asked me for my number for more of SteveO’s special mix. Well I asked her for her number fully knowing their not allowed to give it out. Didn’t matter to her at all, because she gave it to me no problem. I really wanted her, and did I ever.
I can’t wait for this new mix to come out, but guys be very wary of the women who wear this. They will be irresistible.
“The smell alone is incredible” Does this mean it isn’t in neroli or one of the customs we’re used to? A new mx with a new scent? Love that you’ve tested it a bit already but I wanna know more!
Are you requesting that I use the Beef Jerky of Discipline on Mr. SteveO?
SteveO - where are you? Be a good boy and hurry up with that mix. That IS an order.
Stop whipping us into a frenzy, or we will whip you…
Can someone tell me why this mix is so special please. Does it really work as reported?
Does a man sniff, and then BOIIIIIINGGGGG??? Circulation to the brain is re-routed?
OMG if there was EVER a mix I have to get my hands on - this is it. I have the perfect test subject. Oooh the possibilities.
Wait - how are we going to report on this? Wouldnt the reports be too racy? Will we have to use alot of euphemisms for all the hot action we are going to get?
The woody maker as inkling mentioned was part of the DHC series which really didnt get the best of reviews. The surprising thing I found about these was that it was in fact effecting them and they were masking there reactions due to the nature of the effect. Remember I wore it to work. I later found out it was driving them a bit crazy LOL
Its one of the only pheromone products that I watched a man sniff from the bottle and saw his eyes role back in his head as he groaned. It was pretty awesume. I do believe I have a few more reports somewhere in here on this series and I was upset when they took them out of the store.
This new series that SteveO has mentioned is different then the DHC series. They are all new scents with a pheromone mix. Not sure what the mix will be like but from what steveO has been telling me they smell out of this world.
I knew I delayed shopping for a reason earlier.
I can scream with you ok? 
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