Good work day with Instant Jerk!
Application: Instant Jerk (1 spray to the neck) and IH 2x (2 sprays split between wrists, 1 spray to the back of neck)
As soon as I walked in for work, every head turned my way. The usual respect hits from the guys, “hey,” “whats up bro,” all that good stuff.
The ladies on the other hand, would look me up and down, and stop at about crotch level and hold the look for a minute. Had quite a few MAIN hits so i’ll list them.
Hit #1 - An Older Hispanic Woman introduces me to her daughter at the cash register. I’ve never met either one of them but she insists that I take her daughters number. Neither of them rated to high on the looks scale. I use the old “I’m not allowed to have a cell phone” trick…Works every time.
Hit #2 - Brunette, about mid-20s, tells me about all her plans for the evening. What club she’s going to, Who she is going with, and her intentions for the evening. Then tells me I should join her if i get out of work on time. That resulted in an easy number close.
Hit # 3 - Hispanic Brunette, 21. A girl that I use to see on the weekends reconnects with me by showing up at the job. She’s one of those conservative girls who doesn’t initiate sex unless in a relationship. Escalation is tough with her but I played around with her a bit today. Here’s alittle excerpt of the conversation…
Girl: Can i see you over the weekend?
Me: Eh, I don’t think so. You’re just gonna try to make moves on me and I don’t wanna be treated like a piece of meat.
Girl: What kinda guy doesn’t wanna be treated like a piece of meat?
Me: Not me unless it’s well taken care of like a filet mignon in a 5 star meal and you may not be able to handle that.
Girl: You don’t think I have the skills for that?
Me: You’ve gotta show me, kiddo.
Girl: Fine, see me on the weekend.
Me: During those booty call hours?
Girl: You’re such a bad boy, why do i have to wait up so late?
and it’s set up for tomorrow.
These seem more IH hits than anything else, but the IJ added the extra swagger, confidence that led IH to be more sexual. It seemed to enhance the IJ and make it more blatant causing people to call me out on it.
IJ definitely made a great comeback today.