From a sequence of texts I sent to my friend immediately after it happened, two days ago:
This fucking guy on the bus, in his 40s, just started up with me about the Bible and how somewhere in Acts it says repeatedly, “a man and his wives” and how he thought “wouldn’t that be nice? a man and his WIVES, blah blah blah.” Then he tried picturing how it’d happen that back in that time period a man would have come to have multiple wives.. I thought he was trying to brainwash me with neuro-linguistic programming at first.. and he continued on about Bach and how he married 354 women, and he fucking cited the exact street where his high school music teacher who taught him this stuff is from, and in the midst of talking to me without giving me a break to say a word throughout this WHOLE fucking thing, he pulled the stop cord on the bus, and he keeps talking to me as he gets up, it’s going in one ear and out the other for me at this point, and I’m like what the FUCK? He’s still going on in on and he’s getting off right here! And as he’s about to walk out I finally put the puzzle pieces together in my head and say something- “preparing for a speech?” he looks back at me as he walks out the bus door and says, “yep.”
I wonder what the fuck for.
I had my headphones on listening to Muse before he started up with me, too. I was tapping my feet to the music as he got on and he sat down near me and was tapping his too. Then he just looked at me and started up with this polygamy shit and I was like, what the fuck? Why isn’t this guy letting my get a fucking word in? I didn’t even say “uh huh” or “yeah” or anything. Man it was so funny. I really wonder what he was giving a speech for. I wanted to ask him during the spiel if he was mormon.
Oh, CTTM2, you really are too much.
Also, I’ve found my own Instant Blonde Magic mix. Though I can’t say I’ve tried MX203 or whatever it is.
Half shot Ammo to neck, point blank
5mcg TAL back of neck, point blank
1 shot CTTM2 back of neck point blank, 1 more shot to hair
5 shots Dolce and Gabbana Pour Homme IMMEDIATELY after stepping out of the shower to my chest and upper torso region, and letting my upper body just air dry.
I always get amazing results from the finest blondes I’ve ever met at my work with this combo. Always. I think it’s the TAL and Ammo doing most of the pheromone work. But mainly I’m just a sexworthy, awesome dude. =D
Rep points to ya 