Oh yeah ! The mortgage meltdown that won't go away !

Yee haw ! This in as of noon yesterday :

"Tess Vigeland: At this hour, two major hedge funds are on the brink of collapse. Victims of their own decision to tap into the subprime mortgage market.
The hedge funds are managed by the investment bank Bear Stearns. They got involved in the subprime mess by buying up securities that were essentially a repackaging of all kinds of risky mortgages.
Now that the housing market has gone south, investors and lenders are scrambling to get their money back. Marketplace’s Amy Scott tells us it’s not just the big banks that could find themselves in trouble.
Amy Scott: The two hedge funds invested heavily in securities backed by subprime mortgages. As more borrowers have defaulted on those mortgages, the value of Bear Stearns’ investments has plummeted.
Janet Tavakoli heads consulting firm Tavakoli Structured Finance. She says what’s worse, the funds used leverage to finance their investments. That means they borrowed a ton of money from banks.
:open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:
Janet Tavakoli: Leverage can be very good when everything is rosy. But when you run into snags, leverage of course compounds your problems.
Now, the banks want their money back. Merrill Lynch seized $800 million in mortgage-backed bonds from the hedge funds and held an auction today.
Joseph Mason teaches finance at Drexel University. He says this isn’t just a Wall Street problem. Your 401k or pension fund may be invested in similar mortgage-related securities.
Joseph Mason: Those hedge fund investment managers create investments that are bought by our pension funds and mutual funds. Charitable foundations are invested in these. It’s a broad investor base, and it’s not the rich versus the poor.
The trouble is, Mason says, it’s hard to know who’s at risk. Investment managers don’t have to report their holdings. And unlike stocks, these securities aren’t quoted on an open market. Meaning it’s hard to know exactly how much they’re worth until they’re sold — or in this case, auctioned off by Merrill Lynch.


Mmmmmm… somebody out there is got some explaining to do.:cool: :cool: :cool:

Heard this yesterday on “All Things Considered” on PBS.:roll_eyes:

I heard the same thing on NPR.

Sounds like PBS is pretty popular around here.

mmmmmmm this is getting expensive… now we’re definitely in the billions of dollars:

"Bear Stearns, the investment bank, said today that it would provide a secured loan of up to $3.2 billion to one of two troubled hedge funds operated by its asset-management business, in an effort to placate lenders and investors. :angry: :angry: :angry: [placate ? you mean big money types are friggin’ furious ?]
The move comes two weeks after banks that lent billions to the hedge fund, the Bear Stearns High-Grade Structured Credit Fund, demanded that it put up more money to make up for the losses in its portfolio of complex and hard-to-sell mortgage-related securities.

Even though Bear Stearns and its executives have only a small investment in the fund, its problems have become a source of great embarrassment for the bank, which is one of the biggest players in mortgage finance and has cultivated a reputation for being a savvy and sophisticated manager of risk.

The stock markets fell sharply on the news with the Dow Jones industrials average dropping almost 100 points in a matter of minutes before recovering slightly.

By announcing the bailout, which does not cover a related fund that has been said to have borrowed even more money, executives at Bear Stearns are tacitly acknowledging that its portfolio managers made brash bets on a mortgage market that has been jarred by rising delinquencies and foreclosures.

The new loan will be used to repay loans made to the fund by other investment banks and will be secured by investments in the fund’s holdings.

It will not, according to Bear Stearns, be used to pay off loans made to the related fund, the Bear Stearns High-Grade Structured Credit Enhanced Leveraged Fund. Bear Stearns said it was continuing to negotiate with creditors to that fund, which is said to have borrowed about $6 billion and is down about 23 percent this year through April.

“We are working with counterparties to stabilize the situation by reducing the funds’ leverage and improving the liquidity,” said Rich Marin, chief executive of Bear Stearns Asset Management. “Our goal is to achieve the best possible results for the funds’ investors under the circumstances and our efforts and our discussions with counterparties are ongoing.”
Earlier in the week, Merrill Lynch & Company seized and sought bids on $850 million in collateral from the Bear funds. The bank was only able to sell a small slice of higher-quality securities.
“The uncertainty in the marketplace surrounding these funds has made an orderly de-leveraging difficult,” :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: [this is a euphemism for ?]… James E. Cayne, chairman and chief executive officer of Bear Stearns, said in a prepared statement. “By providing the facility we believe we will stabilize financing, reduce uncertainty in the marketplace and allow for an orderly process to de-leverage the High-Grade Fund.” …

hmmmm… one wonders what they mean by “orderly process to de-leverage” … like, ummmm… the big public real estate auctions ?

this situation is more the fault of bone-headed money management rather than the problems with sub-prime loans. this is not a situation like enron or worldcom where people had their retirement futures depending on these funds. hedge funds can only be invested in by high net worth individuals. i don’t remember the specifics, but you have to have a net worth in the millions and have income in the hundreds of thousands of dollars each year over a number of years to qualify to invest in a hedge fund. basically, securities law figures you have to be able to afford the losses to put money in this risky of an investment vehicle.

the issue isn’t the bear funds. a few billion dollars is neither here nor there for the market overall. the question is who holds the other riskier tranches of subprime and alt-a loans and what would cause such holdings to be marked to market (rather than a model). and should such revaluation occur, what would happen to the rest of the credit market…

risk has been sliced and diced into packages that are approved by the rating agencies as being safe. it’s not clear how safe they will actually be should something unexpected happen. models can fail at the worst possible moments. and the rating agencies are paid by the people who make money from issuing securities, which might create the wrong incentive to approve deals as being of high grade.

chances are things are probably fine… for now. but it would be godawful should there be a day of reckoning very soon.

You gotta luv this…

“Officials at ratings agencies have said in the past that their ratings reflect their estimates of future performance, not market pricing. So the agencies are also marking to model. And that keeps people playing the fantasy game about values, especially in hard-to-analyze collateralized debt obligations, or CDOs, that are essentially pools of other asset-backed securities. Some $1 trillion of such obligations have been issued. (Yep, they were in the troubled Bear funds.)
‘‘The CDO sector is still extremely rich versus where the underlying collateral is trading,’’ Albert Sohn, of Credit Suisse, said during the conference call. ‘‘Either subprime has to get richer or CDOs have to get cheaper.’’
Another bit of reality is setting in now that Bear Stearns has taken action: values of securities higher up in the capital structure of these asset pools will likely take a hit. The Bear funds unwound as quickly as they did partly because of a surprisingly close correlation between lower-rated slices of these pools and higher-rated ones, according to people who have seen the portfolio. The bad performance is bleeding upward.”
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Did we learn ANYTHING from the DotCom bust ? :confused: :roll_eyes: :cool: :open_mouth:

yep… we did. don’t put it in email.

for your leisurely contemplations:

Money and Markets

P.S… I’m not advocating their investment ideas, which could also be dead wrong… only their very real concerns about the liquidity freeze… long been my #1 concern… an abnormally liquid market (which got the bad habit of assuming real estate could be put into a blender and turned into juice) during the best of times, the most foolish of times (the two have a long historical relation) can and often do, sadly, silt up and become downright Stygian… who will buy my crappily built house ? :confused: :confused: :open_mouth:

from the biggest bond investor in the world

PIMCO Bonds - Investment Outlook-July 2007 “Looking for Contagion in All the Wrong Places”

Investment Outlook
Bill Gross | July 2007

Looking for Contagion in All the Wrong Places
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Whew, that was a close one! Ugly for a few days I guess, but it could have been much worse! No, I refer not to Paris Hilton upon her initial release from the LA County pokey after serving three days of hard time, but to the Bear Stearns/subprime crisis. Shame on you Mr. Stearns, or whoever you were, for scaring us investors like that and moving the Blackstone IPO to the second page of the WSJ. We should have had a week of revelry and celebration of levered risk taking. Instead you forced us to remember Long Term Capital Management and acknowledge once again (although infrequently) that genius, when combined with borrowed money, can fail. But (as the Street would have you believe), this was just a close one. Sure Bear itself had to come up with a $3 billion bailout, but folks, most of these assets are worth 100 cents on the dollar. At least that’s how they have ‘em marked! Didn’t wanna sell any so that someone would think otherwise…no need to yell “fire” in a crowded theater ‘ya know. After all, hasn’t Ben Bernanke repeated in endless drones that financial derivatives are a healthy influence on the financial markets and the economy? And aren’t these assets well…financial derivatives? Besides, I direct you to the investment grade, nay, in many cases AAA ratings of these RMBS (Residential Mortgage-Backed Securities) and CDOs (Collateralized Debt Obligations) and defy you to tell me that these architects were not prudent men. (Sorry ladies, they are still mostly men!)

Well prudence and rating agency standards change with the times, I suppose. What was chaste and AAA years ago may no longer be the case today. Our prim remembrance of Gidget going to Hawaii and hanging out with the beach boys seems to have been replaced in this case with an image of Heidi Fleiss setting up a floating brothel in Beverly Hills. AAA? You were wooed Mr. Moody’s and Mr. Poor’s by the makeup, those six-inch hooker heels, and a “tramp stamp.” Many of these good looking girls are not high-class assets worth 100 cents on the dollar. And sorry Ben, but derivatives are a two-edged sword. Yes, they diversify risk and direct it away from the banking system into the eventual hands of unknown buyers, but they multiply leverage like the Andromeda strain. When interest rates go up, the Petri dish turns from a benign experiment in financial engineering to a destructive virus because the cost of that leverage ultimately reduces the price of assets. Houses anyone?

Oh, I kid the Fed Chairman – and I should stop because this is no laughing matter, and somehow I have a suspicion that this “close one,” this Paris Hilton charade of a crisis, is really so much more than just a 3 or 27 day lockup in the LA County jail. Those that point to a crisis averted and a return to normalcy are really looking for contagion in all the wrong places. Because the problem lies not in a Bear Stearns hedge fund that can be papered over with 100 cents on the dollar marks. The flaw resides in the Summerlin suburbs of Las Vegas, Nevada, in the extended city limits of Chicago headed west towards Rockford, and yes, the naked (and empty) rows of multistoried condos in Miami, Florida. The flaw, dear readers, lies in the homes that were financed with cheap and in some cases gratuitous money in 2004, 2005, and 2006. Because while the Bear hedge funds are now primarily history, those millions and millions of homes are not. They’re not going anywhere…except for their mortgages that is. Mortgage payments are going up, up, and up…and so are delinquencies and defaults. A recent research piece by Bank of America estimates that approximately $500 billion of adjustable rate mortgages are scheduled to reset skyward in 2007 by an average of over 200 basis points. 2008 holds even more surprises with nearly $700 billion ARMS subject to reset, nearly ¾ of which are subprimes.

It was not supposed to be this way. 1% teasers or 3% 2/28’s were supposed to be rolled with no points into something resembling…well…1% teasers and 3% 2/28’s. Instead today we have nearly 7% fixed rate mortgages and not a teaser to be found. Congress, regulators, even Fed officials are stepping in and warning mortgage originators (even mortgage buyers!) that they’d better be careful and only make good loans. Those nasty capitalists! They must have gotten carried away a few years ago. Somehow all those BMWs in the New Century parking lot in Irvine, California didn’t attract much notice in 2006. Now, well, there’s nary a Prius to be found there, but lots of outraged politicians in Washington, that’s for sure.

The right places to look for contagion are therefore not in the white-washed Bear Stearns hedge funds, but in the subprime resets to come and the ultimate effect they will have on the prices of homes – the collateral that’s so critical in this asset-backed, and therefore interest-sensitive financed-based economy of 2007 and beyond. If delinquencies lead to defaults and then to lower home prices, then we have problems and the potential for an extended – not a 27-day Paris Hilton sentence. Take a look at Chart 1, which graphically points out the deterioration in subprime ARM delinquencies.

Escalating delinquencies of course ultimately lead to escalating defaults. Currently 7% of subprime loans are in default. The percentage will grow and grow like a weed in your backyard tomato patch. Now I, the curmudgeon of credit, am as sure of this as I am that the sun will set in the west. The uncertain part is by how much. But look at it this way: using the current default rate of 7% (3-4% total losses), the holders of some BBB investment grade subprime-based CDOs will lose all of their moolah because of the significant leverage. No need to worry about fictitious 100 cents on the dollar marks here. One hundred percent of nothing equals nothing. If subprime total losses hit 10% then even some single-A tranches face the grim reaper. AAA’s? Folks the point is that there are hundreds of billions of dollars of this toxic waste and whether or not they’re in CDOs or Bear Stearns hedge funds matters only to the extent of the timing of the unwind. To death and taxes you can add this to your list of inevitabilities: the subprime crisis is not an isolated event and it won’t be contained by a few days of headlines in The New York Times. And it will not remain confined to a neat little Petri dish in some mad financial derivative scientist’s laboratory. Ultimately through capital market arbitrage it will affect risk spreads in markets completely divorced from U.S. housing. What has the Brazilian Real to do with U.S. subprimes? Nothing except many of the same bets are held in hedge funds that by prudence or necessity will reduce their risk budgets to stay afloat. And the U.S. economy? Of course it will be affected. Consumption will be reduced to say nothing of new home construction over the next 12-18 months. After all, attractive subprime pricing has been key to the housing market’s success in recent years. Now that has disappeared. Importantly, as well, and this point is neglected by most pundits, the willingness to extend credit in other areas – high yield, bank loans, and even certain segments of the AAA asset-backed commercial paper market should feel the cooling Arctic winds of a liquidity constriction.

If not taken too far – and there is no hint yet of a true “crisis” – these developments may be just what the Fed has been looking for: easy credit becoming less easy; excessive liquidity returning to more rational levels. Still, PIMCO looks for the Fed to issue an insurance policy in the form of lower Fed Funds at some point over the next 6 months. And what happened to our glass half-full secular thesis of last month? We still believe in strong global growth, but…as we also suggested…that the U.S. housing downturn will affect growth and short-term yields over the next year or so. We remain consistent and resolute. Contagion? Maybe, but you won’t be finding it at “99.9%” pure Bear Stearns. Look for it instead, in the subprimely financed homes of Las Vegas, Rockford, Illinois, and Miami, Florida. This problem – aided and abetted by Wall Street – ultimately resides in America’s heartland, with millions and millions of overpriced homes and asset-backed collateral with a different address – Main Street.

BREAKING NEWS—Parasite Hilton released from the slammer!!:open_mouth:

More to the point, thank goodness for 5% fixed more than half paid off!:smiley:

bad fun enough as it stands… now contemplate adding into this a full scale breakdown of the Iraq project… which, alone, would (will?) be catastrophic… why, why, why is the punditry NOT talking about the social, political, financial, and behavioral blowback from an Iraq meltdown… ? They’re refusing to put two and two together, Iraq and Subprime are not unrelated events, and if they enter a synchronous demon-spiral, like the biblical Behemoth and Leviathan roaming the earth, we are in for some gritty moments… after the Vietnam collapse, we had a decade of near-chaos, exorbitant interest rates, and ummmm… some pointed confrontation with the… Iranians ! Which confrontation got us to thinking that guy in Iraq, the one we just hung, would be a fine gentleman to set against the mullahs… what was his name ??.. Saddam something or other… seems access to, ah, petroleum sources was an issue…

ah, but central banks are so much better run these days, and risk management technology is so much more sophisticated. <stifles giggles>

from latest John Mauldin
Thoughts from the Frontline

Let’s go to the latest issue of Bloomberg Markets magazine. In an explosive article called “The Rating Charade” (kudos to Richard Tomlinson and David Evans for a well-done piece), they discuss a Collateralized Debt Obligation (CDO) issued by Credit Suisse in 2000 (well before the current subprime crisis!) and composed of mortgages, loans, and other debt. Cutting to the chase, all three rating agencies rated the five tranches. 95% was rated investment grade. The unrated tranches went completely bust, the two mezzanine tranches (rated BBB and A!) lost everything as well. Those losses combined for $47 million.

The AAA tranche lost almost 25%, although those investors did have insurance, so they got their money back, as MBIA took the $73 million loss in the AAA tranche. A total of $120 million in losses in a $340 million CDO, with 95% of it rated as investment grade. Ouch.

As I have written since the fall of last year, these bonds are bought by various institutions because of the ratings from the credit agencies. And it is not just European and Asian institutions. Let’s make a short list of some US pension funds that buy the equity (toxic waste) portion of CDOs: The New Mexico Investment Council ($222 million and another authorized $300 million for 3% of its total fund), the General Retirement System of Detroit ($38.8 million), the Teachers Retirement System of Texas ($62.8 million), Calpers … the list is evidently long. 7% of all the equity tranches sold in the US in the past decade were purchased by US pension funds, endowments,s and religious organizations.

So, why did they buy them? Let’s be clear. They were looking for higher returns, and they took comfort in the ratings. Some of these CDO-rated tranches paid 10% over LIBOR. That is a huge difference and roughly double the return for similarly rated debt. The equity portions offered as much as 20%. Bear Stearns said in a marketing meeting that “The outside agencies that oversee these structures are the rating agencies.” I will bet you a few dollars against a donut that similar statements were made by other investment banks.

But what do the rating agencies say? Fitch: “It’s not accurate. We don’t provide any oversight.” Moody’s: “It’s a common misperception. All we’re providing is a credit assessment and comments.” S&P: “We disagree. We rate the transactions that issuers bring to us based on our published criteria.”

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The rating agencies all have disclaimers which read something like this: “You should not make an investment based on our ratings.” That is of course laughable, as the only reason that anyone buys these investments is the ratings. It is going to be interesting to see what the courts say, as you can be sure of one thing: this is going to end up in court.

How large are the losses we are talking about? They could be quite large. From the Bloomberg article:

"As foreclosures increase, the subprime-backed securities in CDOs begin to crumble. Subprime mortgage securities make up about $100 billion of the $375 billion of CDOs sold in the U.S. in 2006, according to data from Moody’s and Morgan Stanley. Seventy-five percent of global CDO sales are in the U.S. Moody’s reported in March that about half of the CDOs sold in the U.S. last year contained subprime debt. On average, 45 percent of the contents of those CDOs consisted of subprime home loans, Moody’s said.

“In a certain class of CDOs, the concentration of subprime is even higher. S&P and Fitch estimate that subprime mortgage securities make up more than 70 percent of the debt in so-called mezzanine asset-backed CDOs, a type of CDO that repackages bonds, mostly mortgage debt, with low credit ratings. Investors bought $59.5 billion of these CDOs in 2006, according to Morgan Stanley. On average, as with all CDOs, more than 90 percent of the value in them is rated investment grade.”

The Center for Responsible Lending estimates that 2.2 million borrowers who got subprime loans since 1998 either have lost or will lose their homes through foreclosure over the next few years. This includes one of every five borrowers who got subprime loans in 2005-06, a default rate unmatched in the history of the modern mortgage market.

You can go to your Bloomberg quote machine and pull up residential subprime structured finance deals. What you find is one RMBS that was issued in 2006 that already has over 54% of its loans more than 60 days delinquent and 17% of them in foreclosure. Think the buyers of that equity tranche stand a snowball’s chance of getting anything?

Has this security been re-rated? No, because the ratings agencies say they cannot re-rate something until they know for certain there are losses. They can’t act on suspicion. However, I do remember them putting out warning notices for various bonds and corporate offerings prior to re-rating. I would think those are coming.

$250 Billion in Subprime Losses?

The problem is that if these offerings lose their investment grades, many institutions will be forced to sell, as they are limited by their charters to only invest in rated paper. But who will buy until the smoke clears? It will get ugly. This will end in tears.

"The highest default rates on home loans in a decade have reduced prices of some bonds backed by mortgages to people with poor or limited credit by more than 50 cents on the dollar and forced New York-based Bear Stearns Cos. to offer $3.2 billion to bail out a money-losing hedge fund. Almost 65 percent of the bonds in indexes that track subprime mortgage debt don’t meet the ratings criteria in place when they were sold, according to data compiled by Bloomberg.

“That may just be the beginning. Downgrades by S&P, Moody’s and Fitch would force hundreds of investors to sell holdings, roiling the $800 billion market for securities backed by subprime mortgages and $1 trillion of collateralized debt obligations, the fastest growing part of the financial markets.” (Bloomberg)

How much could the losses be? It depends on who you ask, but estimates of $150 billion or more are quite common. Institutional Risk Analytics, a Hawthorne, California-based company that writes computer programs for accounting firms, says 25% of the face value of CDOs is in jeopardy, or $250 billion. But no one really knows. It is all guesswork, except that everyone seems to agree it will be large.

The rating agencies use various models to come up with their ratings. But a recent study suggests that if you "take the 300 bonds that are used in the ABX indexes, the benchmarks for the subprime mortgage debt market, 190 fail to meet the credit support standard, according to data released in May by trustees responsible for funneling interest payments to debt investors.

"Most of those, representing about $200 billion, are rated below AAA. Some contain so many defaulted loans that the credit support is outweighed by potential losses. Fifty of the 60 A rated bonds fail the criteria, as do 22 of the 60 AA rated bonds and three of the 60 AAA bonds.

“All but five of 120 securities in BBB or BBB-rated portions of the mortgage-backed securities would have failed S&P’s criteria, according to data compiled by Bloomberg.”

Bottom line: no one knows how large the losses will be. Right now the “hope” is that they are spread out among hundreds or thousands of various funds, institutions, and agencies, and thus there will be no major failures or systemic risk.

So while it may not directly affect other types of bond offerings, it is definitely going to affect the appetite for risk, which in the long run is a good thing, as deals were getting done that were questionable. Nothing helps concentrate the mind like the prospect of a hanging, said Judge Roy Bean. And nothing helps you focus on risk like a serious loss in your portfolio.

One must wonder:

according to Wikipedia, our friends at Long Term Capital were able to inflict a near collapse on a modest budget of…

“At the beginning of 1998, the firm had equity of $4.72 billion and had borrowed over $124.5 billion with assets of around $129 billion”…

Of course, the world economy was a different animal back then too, so one cannot assume that a $130 billion whack does the same thing…

And, so let’s see… we’ve got a back of the envelope estimate of…

“$250 Billion in Subprime Losses?”…

Well, gosh… that’s like 2 times Long Term Capital, right ? So if 1 Long Term Capital was supposed to be a very, very bad thing than demanded immediate intervention, wouldn’t 2 Long Term Capitals be, like, a more very very bad thing ? … :open_mouth:

Except… you know, LTC had all the information concentrated in one place, as a mattter of face, they had a reputation of running the finest back room in the industry.. they may have made horrible bets at the worst time, but they kept impeccable books, so their relatively minor $130 billion F.U. could be efficiently unwound, the rescuers knew exactly what they were dealing with…

Now… back to the future… now only are we looking at a poorly understood landfill of “toxic waste”… but there isn’t a centrally co-ordinated set of books this time… and something like five federal agencies have conflicting and overlapping jurisdiction, plus that of state regulators… so it isn’t clear who has authority to do what… sort of like… Katrina… except with money instead of water… go swim in that.

Two major problems with LTCM were that the banks had mirrored many of their bets so that a disorderly liquidation would have moved markets to levels that caused horrendous losses for the banking system. One US investment bank did come very close to banruptcy. Secondly the knock-on effects on the credit markets would have stopped corporations being able to borrow and potentially led to a downturn in spending and growth. LTCMs notional exposures via derivatives were much larger than their cash positions.

Here is a recent piece from the FT’s hedge fund blog by Charles Dumas of Lombard Street Research. LSR know their stuff.

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Lombard Street Research: Bear-faced Wall Street denial crumbles

From Lombard Street Research:

The Bear Stearns hedge fund rescue arose because banks were not prepared to bid over 85% of face value for CDOs generally rated A or better. The lower-rated, “toxic tranches” of CDOs are largely held by banks. US commercial have $750 billion of CDOs, versus $850 billion of capital. Major losses of banks’ capital would force credit shrinkage, and could implode recently soaring liquidity.

We have been puzzling about the bright, liquidity-driven prospects for the stock market versus the likely hard landing for the economy for some while. It would be odd to have prolonged weakness in the US economy without some stock market weakness – yet the implication of a hard landing, lower interest rates, might even imply rising stock prices,
given the predominance of debt-driven LBOs in setting prices.

The Bear Stearns hedge fund fiasco provides the answer. It is now clear how the excess liquidity in the global system will be slashed. Banks’ capital is about to be decimated. Suppose CDOs held by banks were valued at “market” rather than “model” – a fancy new euphemism for deceptive book values. Their capital would turn out to be lower.
Preservation of capital ratios against loans would require calling in a swathe of loans. In other words liquidity would have imploded.

The Bear Stearns injection of $3.2 billion into one of its hedge funds is a quarter of its capital. Yet this is the better of the two that are threatened with collapse. Investors in the other one are to be thrown to the wolves – or the grizzly bears, perhaps. In neither of these hedge funds is one likely to find much of the low-quality, “toxic-waste” CDO paper that takes the first few percents of default on any of the underlying mortgages: the stuff that is optimistically rated at such levels as BBB-minus. Hedge funds mostly deal in the upper-rated, A-rated and better, tranches of CDOs (ie, MBSs, mortgage-backed securities). Upper tranche CDO investors only becomes at risk when the first, “toxic” percentage of mortgage defaults has wiped out the lower-quality tranches. Even with this support, however, the attempted liquidation of $800 million of MBS collateral seems to have hit a rather large rock (according to our client, Frank Veneroso): after getting bids of a mere 85% of book (or “model” – ho ho) value for about a quarter of the securities, there was no bid for the rest. The Street decided to let the Bear flounder rather than reveal just what junk some of this stuff is.

While this means a huge bunch of hedge funds (and other holders of CDOs) are in trouble, it is the tip of the iceberg for “Titanic” Wall Street. What about the toxic tranches?! Who owns them? Answer: the originating banks for the most part. As these lower-rated tranches hold the bulk of the credit risk in the mortgages, their retention by the banks means the much-trumpeted shifting of credit risk off their balances sheets was largely a fiction. If the higher-rate stuff is worth 85% of book/model at best, what is the value of the $750 billion of – no doubt mostly lower-rated – CDOs held in US commercial banks’ balance sheets? And, given their enthusiastic role in the origination of CDOs, how good are the balance sheets of the major investment banks – of whom Bear Stearns is not one, being in the second rank? If a fair proportion of that $750 billion is wiped out by marking CDOs to market, that will be a fair proportion too of the commercial banks’ $850 billion of capital.

Liquidity is a complex thing. It can mean simply the ability to place a large line of stock at the broadcast market price. This creates debt capacity, of course, as leverage becomes safer, and the result is growth in loans and deposits, which is how liquidity is often measured. In this case – crisis? – we could simultaneously see market liquidity implode just as banks are forced to shrink their books by losses of capital. It was always likely that the chief source of problems (as in any downswing) would be the chief area of excess in the previous boom – in this case the mortgage markets and the MBSs. With defaults at their highest in the 37 years records have been kept, and adjustable rates and withdrawal of “teaser” rates on recent mortgages still largely to come, it could be a long, hot summer. Watch out for a major Street rescue operation and/or cover-up. It could provide a useful opportunity to get out.

Charles Dumas

:open_mouth: this bit of symptom appeared yesterday:

"We think that this correction will be equal to or, more likely, greater than that in the early 1990s," said Gieber at A.G. Edwards.
“It seems that home builders’ efforts to remove inventory have failed to ignite the market and instead, the psychological factors of home buyers are playing a dominant role on the market,” wrote Lili Zhang, an analyst at independent research firm Wall Street Strategies, in a report this week.
Buyer confidence has been further shaken by the trouble in subprime mortgages, which are designed for customers with weaker credit histories. Foreclosures are up, and the subprime mess has spilled over into hedge funds that made bets in riskier mortgage-backed securities.
“The home-building industry is in a severe recession, the subprime loans created a potentially major psychological problem for investors, and now the related hedge-fund debacle is in the news every day,” wrote A.G. Edwards Chief Market Strategist Al Goldman in commentary earlier this week.
Additionally, the critical spring selling season has been a bust for builders despite “aggressive price,” Wall Street Strategies’ Zhang said.
“Taking all these factors into account, we feel the housing market will not bottom out until the end of 2007, or early 2008,” the analyst added. “The housing market is cyclical in nature, and a housing downturn could easily last for over two years, and would not fully rebound [until] another two years later.” ..

Lest we overlook one other not so insignificant factor that nobody objected to at the time…

"The details of the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2005 reveal it to be a bill crafted as a Republican paean to MBNA, the largest single contributor to the Republican party. Far from being either an effort to stem “Bankruptcy Abuse” or an effort at “Consumer Protection”,** the bill is in fact an attempt to rewrite bankruptcy laws to reduce the ability of those laws to protect consumers from predatory lending practices on the part of MBNA members, and to **stiffen the capabilities of those corporations to collect from consumers already suffering from extreme financial hardships."…

So there’s a really nasty double whammy waiting for these folks who’ve recently gone bankrupt… they may not be able to escape their debts… and this is a new twist, a la 2005…

"Under S.256, the “means test” would be applied to any debtor filing under Chapter 7, regardless of their circumstances, status, or reasons for declaring. There would be no discretion if a claimant filed due to inability to pay health care costs, or if they maxed out all of their credit cards and wasted their savings on trips to Vegas. *
In a manner reminiscent of *ChexSystems (ChexSystems Reviews from Real Customers), the inflexible standard is designed to leave no leeway for debtors to abuse the system, but in the process it is bound to penalize a great many people who have fallen into bad circumstances through no fault of their own. "…

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You see how freakish, desperate, and draconian this frankenstein policy monster has become ? The very ingenuity of policymakers was intended to make filing bankruptcy much more difficult… and being such a rigorous pain in the ass, was suposed to reduce “exploitive bankruptcy”… nobody entertained the notion that the system might experience a tidal wave of bankruptcies all at once, and lacks any capacity to handle them… looks like things could get more F.U. than anyone imagined.

Junk Debt Crisis: “Lake Tahoe Housewife To Blame”

June 27 – Following months of housing crisis, delinquency, default, foreclosure, rising bond yields, widening credit spreads and freak atmospheric conditions, Wall Street has finally announced the identity of the culprit responsible: Mrs. Margaralene Wozniak of Maple Terrace, Lake Tahoe. Mrs. Wozniak, 87, lies at the heart of the once profitable partnership between subprime lenders and Wall Street brokerage firms that is now toboganning crazily toward a frenzied charnel-house of blood-letting horror. Since the beginning of 2006, almost all US mortgage companies have closed or declared bankruptcy – and Mrs. Wozniak is to blame, according to industry experts.

The manic slaughter-orgy has only just begun. As home prices collapse, mortgage defaults and overripe newspaper headlines portending imminent disaster shoot into the stratosphere, bond investors who financed the housing boom stand to lose as much as $480 quadrillion in CDOs backed solely by a mortgage on Mrs. Wozniak’s trailer. A number of large investment banks and hedge funds have already quite literally imploded after gambling – unprofitably, as it turns out – on claims on Mrs. Wozniak’s Placerville residence.

The subprime industry – and investor losses – would never have become quite so huge without 320 million independent mortgage brokers in California and a regulatory regime that has been described by some as mildly sub-optimal.

“Even with explanations, Mrs. Wozniak never really understood what type of loans she was getting,” says Lavinia Twonk, formerly with Toxique Funding of Pasadena. “She thought she’d won a Zimmer frame.”

The sales job was made easier with exotic mortgages such as so-called no-doc docs, which enable borrowers to get multi-billion dollar loans without having to supply evidence of income or savings, or for that matter even documents. Verbal agreements on the part of the mortgage salesman, at which the borrower is not actually required to be present, are sufficient in California law.

Californian lenders subsequently sold the loans to major brokerage firms, who in turn packaged them into CDOs and sold them to eager pension funds, normally whilst laughing uproariously. The role of the rating agencies has now been called into question.

Leading industry analysts suggest that the agencies have failed to disclose the true risk of CDOs, which are a type of sub-strain of the Ebola Zaire virus. A typical CDO causes an investor’s internal parts to liquefy – typically during a broader-based market crisis - and then detonate violently. Holders of the investment grade portion of CDOs, rated ‘Super Lovely’ by agency Duff and ‘Angel Delight’ by rival Substandard and Poor, are deemed only moderately likely to have their major organs forcibly removed by anonymous surgeons. Holders of second-tier ‘Mezzanine’ tranches, rated ‘Ocean breeze’ by Duff and ‘Fields of soft, waving grass’ by Poor, run a slightly higher risk of holders being tossed over a cliff onto jagged rocks. The ‘Equity’ tranches, hitherto variously rated ‘Piquant’ and ‘Saucy’ carry a fairly high risk of holders having their body parts crushed with small hammers and then being ripped apart by choreographed attack dogs. Jeff Venal of ratings agency Happytime No Clouds Gorgeous Summerbuns, speaking on condition of anonymity, said he wasn’t concerned about accusations of graft and conflict of interest, not least because he had a ‘First Lien’ claim against Mrs. Wozniak’s kidneys.

Independent consultants suggest that institutional buyers may have repeated the errors of previous eras and been sold virulent rubbish by overzealous Wall Street brokers. Twyla Verbinsky, fixed-income portfolio manager of the Carson City Retirement Programme, says she decided to buy equity tranches after a free sample fell out of her breakfast cereal. “I got even more interested because a broker told me they would be absolutely delightful. From that point on, I was hooked.” She says the investment is worth the risk because the Retirement Programme may be able to get higher returns than from the zero coupon perpetual bonds it was sold last year. The fund is relying on advice from bankers selling the CDOs, says Ms. Verbinsky. “As a fiduciary investor, I obviously have to trust everybody, and particularly Wall Street salespeople.”