Today I decided I finally had to get off my skinny ass and go apply for a passport. Having seen people wait in line for hours only to be told they had to make an appointment to come back, I decided to get some serious mojo going. 4 drops of A314 and one shot of Turn Up The Heat 5.0 mcg to the forearms.
I get to the post office and it’s almost empty. I’m ahead of the after work crowd. I walk in and am immediately flagged for service. I tell the woman I need to apply for a passport. She tells me I will need to make an appointment, and then starts explaining the ins and outs. Note the sequence of events so far.
It takes her about five minutes to get through the explanation. Just what I was hoping for. She stammers and repeats her statement that I would need to “come back… make an appointment… do you have your birth certificate with you?”
“Yes, right here.”
“Hmmm, maybe -”
The woman standing next to her serving someone else - who handles passports - stops what she’s doing and says “It’s okay. I can take him now. Is the paperwork filled out?”
“No, not yet,” I said.
“Well then fill it out at that table over there and I’ll help you when you’re done.”
In the time it took me to finish the application… the after work crowd showed up in force. Regardless, I somehow managed to completely bypass the entire line, and get service instantly. Nobody complained… nobody even batted an eyelash. They all looked at me like everything was exactly as it should be. And it was.
All told, it took me less than 30 minutes from walking in the door to walking out again with my receipts. That’s got to be some sort of record for a government office… but now I just have to wait 3 weeks for it to come back.
A314 and TUTH kick butt. Next time I’ll up it to 2 sprays of TUTH 5.0 and see what happens.
Nice, I just ordered A314. I know… I took the plunge stuff is expensive… but I figured… I should not have to order for a while and spent about 1/3 of my paycheck for the week. I hope I get a togo of TUTH, my roommates g/f stole my last one lol..bitch..
I’d be making that roommate pay for a new one! His girlfriend, his responsibility for her theft. If he (or she) doesn’t cough up for a new one, order some Mystery Boy and pour it into his cologne.
Revenge, a whole new use for pheromones! Hmm…maybe we should convince the military to start mass spraying MX292, TUTH, and maybe some Spaceland in the war zones…make love, not war!
Let us know how the A314 works for you…it’ll probably be my next big purchase.
Hey, if you’re a bartender, IFM (when it’s back in stock), Openness and maybe Spaceland might help you get better tips! Or you might actually consider Mystery Boy (if you can fend off the attacks ) if you have a lot of gay customers.
A314 should definitely help you control those “rowdy” customers. Honestly, some of the TABC rules are crap, especially on a busy night when you’re supposed to be able to judge just how intoxicated everyone is. Not to mention, I’ve seen some girls dancing on the pool table after one shot of Patron…
My wife is a daytime bartender, which is how I know so much about it.
I have tended about a year back, but I need some extra cash and may be willing.
I am not a shift bartender, I like to talk to managers and get a 5 hour shift only two times a week, so I become as I have in the past, a “go-to bartender”. I’m still in college afterall.
But mystery boy works like that? I’d love to get back at a couple of guys I know hahaha or to prove to a few by going to a local gay dance club, the only one that does not play mainstream rap… I accually like to dance <– dj’s house and dance music.
I hope I get a togo of TUTH, my roommates g/f stole my last one lol..bitch..