Hi,
first of all let me apologise for being slightly drunk.
However has any one noticed a link between pheromones and luck?
I went out on Wednesday, (2 drops of A314 and 2 sprays of Instant Shine), I didn’t really feel like a heavy night, just wanted to get out of the flat for an hour or two…
I had a choice of 4 bars, just picked one at random, and guess what…?
It was the barman’s girlfriend’s birthday, stayed there until 4 in the morning drinking for free with him and his girlfriend.
Saturday, (2 drops A314, 2 sprays amunition + 1 spray Turn Up The Heat) went out to a new bar, met with 2 Danish couples on holiday, they bought all my drinks. One of the wives (about 40 years old) became VERY interested in me. She was holding my arm and pushing her boobs against me in front of her husband. Since he was a foot taller and wider than me I decided that discretion was the better part of valour and left (chickened out).
Decided to call in a bar on the way home. Went to Plac … had a choice of seven maybe eight bars. Picked one at random. Walked in, free food, free glasses of wine. Just so happens that it’s the five year anniversary of the bar opening.
Ok, had a few drinks and ended up talking (very interestingly) with a girl about 20 years old. For about an hour we had a really deep and interesting conversation, stuggling between our two languages.
Unfortunately, at this point, I was only just able to stand up, so I said goodnight to her.
She gave me a goodnight kiss, which lasted about forever from my point of view and maybe 2 minutes from hers. She also (how to put this?) completely pressed herself against me for those two minutes.
OK, so lets look at this with a cold dispassionate eye.
I AM 53 YEARS OLD. This kind of thing just does not happen to me in “real life”.
People buying me drinks - occasionally
a married woman rubbing herself against me in front of her husband - never
Chance of going into a bar on the barman’s girlfriend’s birthday - 364 to 1
Chance of going into a bar on the fifth anniversary (365 x 5) to 1
Chance of getting a snog with a woman 30 + years younger than me … no chance in hell.
All I can say … (until I can come up with a better explanation) …is WOW!
Maybe its all a dream,
Chessplayer
