Pheromones For Hashers!

For those of you not familiar with the Hash House Harriers, they are defined by the Atlanta kennel as:

The Atlanta Hash House Harriers is a Social Running Club that emphasizes fun (beer) more than competition. Our goal is pretty simple - get a little exercise, drink some beer, give each other a hard time, and bitch about stuff with four-letter words. At one of our fine hashes, which generally meet each Saturday at 1:30PM, you can expect to find a somewhat challenging cross-country trail, which will be marked in biodegradable flour. - you know, the stuff Grandma uses to make cookies. You follow this fine trail through all sorts of slop, muck and prickly-briar-filled bushes for four to five miles until you get to the end. Why, you might ask, would anyone do this? Simple Answer - BEER. The Complicated Answer - More beer!

It’s been years since I ran w/ a kennel and had forgotten about it completely. I just recently discovered around a dozen groups in the metro area alone. What a perfect place to play w/ mones. The mood is always playful to say the least. One local kennel requires “virgins” to sit bare assed on an ice block while shotgunning beer.:open_mouth: Any ideas on baseline products that would “tolerate” some sweating? I plan once again to indoctorinate myself this weekend to the abuse, so bring forth the ideas!!!

Think Oil based, e.g. A 314.

I can’t answer your questions, but I had to say that it sounds like you guys can get in a lot of trouble! LOL Good luck with adding pheros to the mix!

I’ve never heard of a “Hash House Harriers” before, but one question: is there going to be ladies there or is it mostly a bunch of guys hanging out?

Assuming it’s mostly dudes I like Mtmjim’s idea of A314, but I’d probably thrown in a shot or two of spaceland or some io, preferably after the running and once the beer drinking has started.

Dragonfly, I get in trouble everywhere I go!!!:stuck_out_tongue:

SC, I’m concerned about the ~none in A314. If I remember ~rone can convert to ~none on the skin, especially when sweating. There are a lot of girls that run in the hash, thus my interest.:cool:

The hash started in the 1930’s by an English chap in Malaysia. Kinda started as a way to burn off a hangover. There’s a kennel in virtually every capitol in every country. Georgia has over 20 listed. While it is normally wild and rambunchous most do have a family hash on Sundays. If you travel constantly like I do for business it’s a great way to find friends almost anywhere you go. Then there’s the infamous “Red Dress Run”. Feel free to google it. There’s one near you I’m sure. :slight_smile:

Valid point about the -rone to -none conversion, the only thing I can say about that I have worn A314 on my fair share of hot and sweaty days and I have had absolutely no problems what so ever with it. Plus at the age of 33 your risk of having a -none overdose is greatly diminished. So you could probably get away with it if you wanted to take a chance.

…But honestly if your main interest is to capture the attention of some fine ladies, I suggest you carry a to go bottle of ammo or IO in your pocket and when your done with the running part of the event discreetly excuse yourself and give yourself a spray or two of the good stuff.

But where (http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w37/evillenterprise/borat-1.jpg) is he going to put the bottles??:open_mouth:

With a get up like that he probably won’t need any pheromones to attract the ladies! :smiley:

What do you think that “bulge” is? The more togo bottles…well…:smiley: