Hey you!!
I missed you!!
In fact, I was just thinking of you the other day. Wondering where you went!
This intro post explains it all.
Holy crap, give me a call when you’re available and I’ll set you up with the bar none, absolute best stuff for both you and Chicky. 
So funny.. Another intro post this week is from a lady who is also in the same biz as your girl. Take a look at her thread here: hello from NM
Anyhow, welcome back! Your gift cert has been sent. You can use it when you order over the phone, even! 