From last night…
Pheromone Products:
Realm Men (4 sprays on neck and chest)
Today was a strange day. I had positive energy, then negative energy, then back and forth all day. Strange. But I was at work and Lindsay came over and had some new chick she was training. The new chick was sending a ton of choosing signals to where it wasn’t hard to tell. She jumped to attention every time I addressed her. She asked me if I needed stuff, etc. Didn’t peep the ring…not that it would have mattered much (I’ll get to that in a little bit). So I get off work and meet them at the bar. We start getting rounds of shots and both girls are on my arms. I didn’t know that the new girl’s fiancee was just chilling there while all this was going on. She obviously didn’t care and he obviously didn’t have enough masculine energy and authority to check her ass. So they go off with me, leaving him chilling for like 20 minutes in the outside smoking area. We eventually come back and after 10 minutes he tries putting his foot down but it was weak. He said he would leave without her, she said fuck him she can find somewhere to sleep tonight. I was like damn.
But anyways, the guy leaves. She goes into a story about how he had bought an engagement ring for her earlier that day at Meijer’s for under $100. She knows he’s a symp and she’s banking on it. She bad mouthed him so many ways its not funny. But anyways, the conversation somehow leads to Lindsay and the new girl pulling their pants down and letting me smack they asses (in a secluded corner of the bar). I don’t think I said anything particularly smooth to get them to do it. I think they were just really horny and wanted to do the shit on they own. I must add that Lindsay had on no underwear and the new girl had on a thong. So after I’m done slapping they asses, they wanna see my dick. So I pull my dick out. Bam. I’m not fully hard or nothing, just starting to get turned on but without hesitation, I pulled it out anyway. The two were like damn we didn’t think you’d have the balls to do it. I let them get a close up view. Put it away.
After repeatedly asking if I had a girlfriend, Lindsay said to me that basically she’s bi and has a girlfriend, but she needs some dick from me. I’m like cool. She can come spend the night over at my place until she gotta get up for work the next day. Cool. We exchanged numbers. But she had to drop the new girl off at home after the new girl had gotten in 2 more arguments with the guy over the phone. Also, both of them had 7 Jagerbombs each. I had only had two Golfer’s Teas and a Jagerbomb. The plan was for her to drop off old girl, then meet me back at the bar, then follow me home. Well, something went wrong. I don’t sweat it though. I just hope she didn’t get pulled over. But anyways, I’ll just get at them tomorrow.
While I don’t think that the Realm Men did a whole lot, I think it might have given me a slightly more trustable vibe when they were on my arms. But honestly, I think this was mostly chalked up to horny women on the prowl themselves. But for the hell of it, I’ll test out a new mix on them today. It will be a suped-up version of the Triumvirate mix (Jerk + Shine + Spaceland equal parts) with a little -rone and -dieone added in. I’ll post it later…