Smellin' like cooter and acting like a cock. Instant Asshole.

Okay, I tried my Instant Jerk for real today, and I have to say that it does work as advertised. I didn’t get to interact with many people today, but I didn’t have to have anyone point out to me that I was acting like a dick. I don’t know if it’s the pheromones or not, but today is one of those days I just want to throw away and forget.

D4

I hope the smell wasnt as fierce as my “almost” Dirty experiment. I couldnt even wear it for 1 minute without wanting it OFF me, and that was only one drop.

I think Dirty may be only for guys in a marriage who want a one-night Viagra substitution. I felt like a way-overfilled balloon and was quite pleased to have things return to normal…and thats AFTER i scrubbed the stuff off.

I will say that if women smelled like that, the human race would die out.

Actually, I couldn’t really pick out the copulins in Jerk. I’m gunning for a nomination in that thread title contest. Heh.

So Dirty’s self-effects are pretty stand-out, eh? Or should I say stand-up? :wink:

-D4

I (*&$ you not. I thought i needed to go to a doctor and was trying to figure out how to explain what happened. I took a nap after scrubbing the stuff off and woke up in pain.

I desperately needed anti-Viagra.

So… erm… prior to the effect wearing off, did you try anything that would naturally get rid of it under normal circumstances? You know… um… yeah.

-D4

hahahaha. lol at this thread. sounds like fun, though.

ummm…no. I was in pain, not at all excited. Sex was actually the last thing on my mind, and i was trying very hard to keep anything from touching anything. I was afraid something was really wrong.

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