Ok, so ill start with this:
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now that we got that cleared up ahem
I just got some more A314, along with MX297, and the classic favorite, TUTH. So, just starting the recap of these next few weeks.
Yesterday, went to work wearing 2 drops of 314, which isn’t as much as what i normally wear. I did that kinda because I have been out of the 314/alpha vibe for a bit, i thought it would be a smart idea to “ease” back into it, instead of neurologically fucking with everyone i work with and showing up 50 billion times more Alpha than 2 days ago. After i got to work, i took a few minutes to cool off (i walk to work, about a mile or so) and let my trail begin. Acted entirely uninterested in anything other than this.. funky little… robot “thing” we got in stock recently. The manager didnt complain to me about a single thing, including the fact that I was about 2 minutes late, and here i was, walking around and not ready to work yet, as i still had to change into my work clothes.
<moving forward>
so.. i was just doing my regular job, stocking shelves while waiting for prey.. er, customers 
and my coworker really seemed confused, possibly by my new signature that wasnt there 2 days ago. After we had a small rush come through, and noticing more interest as to what i was talking about with customers, i went to the back room to add in some MX297.. just to shake up everything
<<advancing to the good part>>
so, we have about an hour before we close for the night, and two ladies come in, one who has a baby (ill call her the mother) and is probably around 23ish, the other who is in her early 30’s (friend). We start talking about how they want a new phone becuase they are eligible for upgrade blahblah blahhh. They take a few minutes to look at all the phones before deciding what they want, and the mother (remember.. she’s around my age) has some questions about a certain phone. I walk over, and start talking about it, and she seems determined to stand RIGHT next to me, and looks like im telling her that she can have the most expensive, luxurious phone.. just by paying sales tax. She asks what i think of the phone, and (as the nice guy I am) i tell her its a nice phone, but this other phone would suit her better. So, both the mother and the friend pick phones, (the friend does so without any questions to me, and seems to not really particularly care that im there).
After activating the phones, the mother asks if i can make a test call to make sure its working… and by the sweet nature of luck.. our store lines were busy. I asked if she wanted to wait for one of my store lines to be available, but she said.. “can you just use your phone?” (“why yes lady, i would be honored”) “sure, i dont normally, but since i know you dont want to wait, no problem just once, right?”
test call.. phone works. ladies get ready to leave. the mother leans in a bit and says while im putting boxes in a bag “mind if i text you later 
?”
oh crap…
