So, my first experience with IG did not go so well...

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having just received a new package from androtics two days back i’d been looking forward to trying IG for the first time. now, i’ve been using -rone in one form or another since the darkness before this forum was born. chemset -rone originally then making the light year leap forward to a314 where i settled in very nicely.

as much as i enjoy experimenting with the products, i can’t be bothered anymore to mix my own concoctions i just don’t have the time or desire. i am happy to have androtics put these together for me and i’ll go seal the deal whether it’s time for business or bed.

anyway, i’d been planning from last night to make today my IG testing day. showered and shaved and ready for my new skin i approach my pherobasket like a kid who’s been staring at the christmas tree for too long, i was ready. trying to sort through the 40+ to go bottles to find the IG was no easy task but i carried on, trying to keep them upright while i searched and searched. and searched. not caring about order anymore i just started knocking them over and finally removing everything that specifically wasn’t IG from the basket so that only my 30ml bottles and the to go’s of IG would be left.

nothing. at this point i’m hollering at the old ladies since they’ve grown fond of my bottles and experiments and are fully clued into what is going on with them. they must have taken them out to smell them first, even though they knew i was going to use them before heading to the office.

“no! haven’t seen them!”

at this point i’m wondering what the hell is going on, getting pretty upset because i just opened the package the night before and it was going to be the first thing i tried.

“are you sure you haven’t seen them?” i am practically yelling at this point.

“no!” they yell back in unison.

“wtf! where the hell are my goddamn bottles of IG?”

apparently i hadn’t actually ordered any. i did order the IG mix pack but it’s been sent in a separate package and won’t be here for a few more days.

now i’m well past IG and into IJ territory and i didn’t even need to use any.

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lol not at all what I was expecting when I clicked this thread.

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That one definitely took my by surprise. I was all eager to read what happened and wonder why it didn’t work out for you.

Thanks for that josef, I needed a good laugh. :slight_smile:

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Come on Josef! The truth is your subliminal mind prevented you from obtaining IG because it knew, deep down inside, you were the perfect type for IJ :wink:. W

What I mean is you sir, are already a true gentleman so the inner being wanted to give you a bit of a rough spot to ding up the armor a bit. Everybody knows a Knight in shinning armor might look good in a museum, but a Knight with his armor battered looks much better with a hottie taking it off to get to the man underneath. :slight_smile:

Rock on and Be Happy :slight_smile:

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well that is an interesting take on it steve. i’ve specifically avoided IJ from the day it was created as i’ve lived in a highly xenophobic, asian centric wild west for the last 5 years. this isn’t the kind of place where you tread in IJ waters casually. the concept of “face” here is of paramount importance. any outward display of irritation or anger is seen as a loss of face, so they bury those emotions on a daily basis but not very deep.

i am going to have to put some thought into a scenario where IJ will be useful as i was given a bottle in my last order and i’m not the kind of person to let it go to waste. i may have to save it for a night out in a different, larger city.

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Lol, that was the best read I experienced on a forums for a long while.