So I have been experimenting with Instant Jerk, and decided to try it on a “first date”
A mutual “friend” set us up, my mark was the friend, but we won’t tell her that will we. 
we had been talking and had a few things in common etc.
so I wear-
2 sprays 2x IH one to the forearms one to the back of the head
2 sprays heavy Game-scented Ammo, one to the Chest one to the back between the shoulder blades
1 to 1.5 spray Instant Jerk to the lower belly (grunges from the nether regions, should emanate from near the nether regions right?) (spray fired downward toward my pants, so some on my jeans, first spray misfired so I got a bit but not a full squirt)
(yeah I should patent the one shot up the arms spray, covering the forearms/tops of both arms at the same time, this is done by holding my arms close together, so I can hold the bottle in my left hand, press the spray top with my right index finger covering both arms almost evenly and leaving a little overspray on my shirt)
So we went to a local pizza place for dinner. we are seated in a 1/4 circle 2 seat booth, our knees are almost touching. (think of a pizza slice shape table with us on the rounded crust edge)
Half way through the meal she has to flick something off my cheek (an “excuse to touch me” moment, she thought it was pepper from the pizza, but it was where I nicked myself shaving)
the waiter is giving us minimal attention, almost short serviced, but his section was busy he had 5 tables and there was a younger gal, roughly his age, with her fam at the bigger table, and he was Servicing the tip, and her. she no more took a drink and he was offering a refill)
the young lady went to the bathrooms with her friend, and flashed me a smile and a wink on the way back, oops, I hope my date did not see that, behind her back)
During dinner my date kept getting closer to me.
So we talked and ate for almost an hour, and she suggested we take a drive as the rain storm was letting up.
so we drove for about 20 min, I was not aiming anywhere but was headed in the direction of a park where we could sit and talk until dark under one of the shelters.
Then I remember a cool spot to park and watch the sunset, or storms pass, a scenic overlook of a local lake’s spillway.
so as we arrive the clouds start to break, we get out and lean on the wall overlooking the lake, we talk as the sun moves from cloud to cloud watching the storms moving away (lightning was over 40 miles away)
we were leaning side by side watching clouds and rainbows, then she wants another hug, an embrace that lasted almost 20 min, she moves to pin me on the retaining wall, I was trapped.
then another hug, laying her head on my shoulder and softly moans,
we kiss, and it was electric.
we kiss again, and when we look up the fog is rolling in, “Damm we fogged up the neighborhood”
I will give the weather credit for making it uber romantic. when we stopped we were panting and light headed enough that we both said we went far enough for a first date.
The ride home in my sports car, was interesting she was trying to sit almost between the bucket seats, and holding hands and driving a stick is creative.
(she emailed me as soon as she got home)
So much for trying to go to heavy on the -none to drive her away.
She is close to cougar status, but denies it.
(how much older than you does a woman have to be to be considered a cougar?)