Spring fever...

Yeah - I’m back after a short hiatus …

You’re welcome - lol.

Question is whatcha gonna do or tell her when she runs out and wants to get some more …? :open_mouth: Better start planning on that now - MX135 and the EoW mix seems to be popular with both mom and dad.

May want to hide your silk scarves too but we parents look under beds … might need a better hiding place … lol.:roll_eyes:

I hear that from Mrs. BH quite often …:wink:

Not yet - just remind him if he starts being naughty again … lol. Either that or we can put him on Phero-Suspension again for a week.:stuck_out_tongue:

Hey Selva! That’s so funny that your mom permanently borrowed your 135!
I love reading your journal! It makes me want to move to your neighborhood, you have more guys around than I do! :smiley:

daddykins: Yea, I need to find a better hiding place, cause there’s dust under my bed ewww lol!

MyDogDaisy: lol, thank you hun! yea, it’s because I live near a college and high school, so I’m always surrounded by dudes…and girls lol!

Okay people! Today I was playing around with eow and instant openness and mx235 only.

No cover scent, now you may ask Selva why the hell she didn’t use a cover scent cause she used eow. It’s cause stupid Selva forgot to use it after her eow dry down and she was supposed to meet a hott dude regarding a group project! :eek:

Deep breath…

3 sprays of mx235 (in the chest, neck)
5 drops of stinky eow (elbows, lower arms, lower back)
3 sprays instant openness (back of neck, wrists)

sigh and no cover scent…

  • Before I went to the bus, my dad/mom/sister told me that I smelled bad, like really bad. Hmph!

When I went on the bus:

  • 1 guy total DIHL look, this lasted 10 mins without a break. Another dude beside him gave me a questionning look (like wtf is he staring at?!) - p.s. this dude is one of those creepy lookin’ dudes. nothin’ to be happy about sigh

  • People in the bus crowded around me. Got some smiles from strangers it was nice.

  • This hot-chocolate dude, kept pushing me to have a cup of coffee with him for only 2 mins!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: Quite scarry, I ended up putting it down politely and moved to another seat cause he kept bugging me…

Went to school

Okay, I’m nervous! It’s not like this hot dude is my TG but you know…still! It’s a dude, and I don’t want to smell like I need a shower!

Alright, so I saw him in the cafetaria table, he waves hi, I wave back. Okay, so I finally come near him (just 2 meters aways) and he wanted us to meet in a classroom. I told this event to my sister and she laughed at me :frowning:

Anyways here it is.

I went to an empty classroom, cause that’s where he wanted us to work on the project. I open the door walk in, (him totally in DIHL mode). I end up sitting in a desk behind him (cause I thought I smelled bad lol!).

I ended up sitting behind him, and he asked me to sit beside me. Fine, I sat beside him, with 1 empty chair in between. And he asked me to sit closer. Okay I sat right beside him. And he kept his face closer to mine (omg awkward! but hey, atleast he’s not creepy!) stares at my eyes. Total dihl awkwardness. lol

Him: Are those real?
Me: Excuse me?!
Him: I mean your eyes.
Me: No they’re made of rubber balls.
Him: Oh no wonder why they’re big!
Me: What nonsense!
Him: what?! I meant your eyes! I don’t know what you’re thinking about! grins
Me: yea…back to the project. starts getting back into the project mode
----15 mins or so later----
Him: I smell something
Me: Omg! (Btw: he knows that I’m paranoied about how I smell!)
Him: nothing, haha
Me: Oh God!!! I hate you!
Him: it’s Shawn.
Me: grrrrrrrr (I do make angry noises, when I’m pissed)
Him: I love driving you crazy, as much as you do to me!

Okay, last line. This is the first time he has mentioned it to me lol, not getting any ideas here, since I’m not interested in him, but still intadesting.

So we end up finishing the report (it’s more like I did the whole report, and he was text messaging and bugging me around), and he says “Selva, today is your lucky day! Cause I’m going to hug you”. Okay people he hugs me for a long period lol, and inhales deeply LOL! and I thought I smelled bad?!

Me: (I said nothing, and looked like this:eek: cause I thought this dude was hott, but he’s such a lazy dumbass no offense)

lol, what a waste, a dude that looks gorgeous, but has a pea-sized brain lol turns heads side to side in disappointment

And then my dad came to school to give me a lift home, so I came to pherotalk early :slight_smile:

P.S: the dude added me on facebook (through my email) and sent me a message to go to the movies on saturday. And I’m here thinking, how am I going to tell him -no.

There’s a cure for that girlfriend. Its called either a vacuum cleaner if you have carpet or a dust mop for hardwood floors - lol. I won’t be any better a place to hide things but at least it won’t be, like, ewwww.

At my age we call it a “senior moment” - lol.

Hey almost as sweet as remmy’s BF “Did you take a shower today?”

But honestly - better they tell you. But the big question that is serious deals with ethnicity. There are reports that many Asian women do not care for a strong 'none scent. Now I take it your ethnic background is Indian. Please correct me if I have guessed wrong. Next question becomes what is the ethnicity of the “hott but lazy dumbass” friend? 'Cause it seems only your family had a problem with the smell - no one else even starting with those on the bus. Interesting thing to consider …

Don’t worry - you would really have to stink for it to bother most guys. Especially the young ones. Their olfactory nerves are not connected to the head they do most of their thinking with … :open_mouth:

I did not say that.

TG hasn’t put a ring on your finger - never hurts to keep your options open …

None taken. He knows when he has a good deal going - he may be lazy but he ain’t dumb. Well, maybe he is, but he got you to do the work, right? :roll_eyes:

Modern romance must be a lot tougher now - all you young ladies - and I mean up through the 30s - just have so many lughead BF stories. 'Course the truth be told is that we guys are all lugheads - you just gotta find the one you can live with - lol.:stuck_out_tongue:

Every now and then our “dad radar” works and we show up just in time to save our daughters from the depradations of young men with out-of-control hormones - lol.

The other thing we work real hard at is embarrassing our kids in front of their friends or even total strangers - lol. I hear the local community college even has a couple night courses … I hear beating up bus drivers is a topic of hot discussion - lol.

The signs of modern love - ((sigh)).

Remember the options thing unless of course he is just too much of a lazy dumbass.

Great report though. I always appreciate the humor you have even at your own occassional mishaps. It will help you keep your sanity through life.

BTW - I smell something.

J/K.

Bosshank

Well, I’ve got the hardware floor goin on I think lol! I did the swifter thing for a while, but then I stopped lol, I didn’t think it made a difference. So I let ma mom do da job. I know, I’m spoiled… sometimes :smiley:

Is that a good thing? puppy eyes

I know lol, I remembered remmy’s eventwith her tg the whole day. I thought I smelled like butt, rotten cheese.

Yea, you’re half right lol, ma mom is british and my dad is indian, so I’m half/half lol, but I look more like my dad.
Anyways, I forgot to ask you. Holy Crap. How did you know I was indian???

Hott lazy dumbass dude: was caucassian (I just reread this, I wasn’t bein’ a racist f it comes out that way lol, I’m a cooler kid that that!)

But I don’t know what to think of my parent’s and sister’s reactions though, I don’t know if I made the whole house smell like the town’s garbage/drainage since it maybe didn’t dry down? lol, I really have no clue! When I came back in the car, my dad didn’t comment on it though.

LOL! you’re funny!

Nah daddykins, the dude ain’t my tg lol. :stuck_out_tongue: I sound like a big baby LOL!

LOL! smart talk there daddykins! lol, well you’re right! When I met him in the cafetaria we did chat for a while and he kinda kept pushing the work to me. Blah. It sucks to be me today!

LMAO! hahaha! lol! Boss you didn’t say the last line!!! hahaha, that should be a quote lol! I like the fact that you admitted it!

LOL hahahahahaha!!! My dad is tough, but the poor man doesn’t know about the cops! (I mean copulins!)

Believe me! Asking a girl out in facebook is a big no-no!

Well, thank you :o but I’d like it if no mistakes happen lol, and it happens too often lol

You Are Horrible!!!: eek: LOL

guess a missed a bit here…

o god… the hair, the hair :open_mouth::open_mouth::o

and selva… i hope u havent even mentioned my name to that gyno…i think u might need a spanking for that :wink::smiley:

bond

LOL!!! c’mon bond, don’t be mean! Her hair is gorgeous! open your eyes really wide sweetie! :stuck_out_tongue:

Well, I think I mentioned about you, and he got all excited LOL! Kept grinning actually. Spanking huh? you are so in trouble today!

calls bosshanks, tisha, bella!!!

ohh no… the executioners :open_mouth::open_mouth::open_mouth::open_mouth::wink:

bond

lol, I’ll be nice and send them back to happy mode lol. You’re lucky, I’m depressed today lol!

Alrighty, today was the last day of summer school and it was an exam. blah. Bad day if you really want to know :o

is/a (3 sprays)
instant shine (3 sprays)
instant openness (2 spray)–I forgot that I had an exam…
mx235 (2 sprays)

Environment: hot as hell

Me: yea, I wore makeup, and regular cloths aka shirt/jeans.

Finished my exam. I’m happy! Last day of school, finally vacation has started. And I’m waiting for the elevator.

The elevator arrives.

It opens, and

I saw my ex-boyfriend, with my “ex-friends” who once used to be my bestfriends. I’m like oh shit. But get in anyways, get my ipod a volume higher, and they turn their backs at me except my ex-bf. He just stared, poked me, smiled and said hello (Very very unusual, cause when I’ve seen him around college, he never mentioned any hi around the “friends”. I said hi back. And when I went out, the girls whispered that I smelled like a “man’s sweat” to him… okay?!

B*tches!!!

Okay, I’m being a big baby, but I’m pissed at the “friends” gee, their comment was something un-called for specially when I’m around, hmph. Could it have been the pheros? I just can’t think of a woman’s product containing something equivalent to a man’s sweat…or maybe it’s the reaction with the hot weather?

My brain is swollen from thinking about school and about a*sholes.

Yea, got some hits on the bus, according to my sister since I wasn’t paying attention. But I couldn’t concentrate on being positive, cause it’s so hard.

Came home, went to my room, jumped on the bed, and punched some pillows, rolled around. Didn’t really help much.

Mom came in, said that I stink (seriously I don’t know what went wrong…everytime she wears pheros it smells good on her, and when I wear it, it stinks). Didn’t talk back, but went to my room all disappointed and quiet as a mouse. And I’m always happy go-lucky kid.

Nothing is really helping, so I went to hug my Jessy (he’s my teddy btw). The only thing that hugs me back during tough times sigh Dad came in, said that mom was stupid, just jealous, or is on crack (LOL, that made me chuckle haha) and he said that I smelled amazing (he was probably lying to make me feel good) and he bought me some cinema tickets to cheer me up.

Then sprayed myself some instant shine, did make me relax, lil’ sis did put some music that I liked, so I’m better now.

P.S: I made a mini order at Androtics today btw! instant shine with cops, is/b with cops, mx274, and p83 in to-go. So I’m pretty excited about that right now.

Deep breath Good night people :slight_smile:

Good night sweetie.

Sorry you had such a tough day.

But you are on vacation now - time to have fun.

awwww… hugs (((((((selva))))))) im sorry u had a bad day… well try to sleep it off… tomorrow, vacation… treat urself to something nice :slight_smile:

bond

Yep, you’re right, went to the movies today afternoon. And guess what?!! Me and my friend got free popcorn and drinks…lol! The report is comin’ up!

Thank you sweetie, je t’aime :wink:

Today afternoon, my bestfriend decided to take me out to the movies. So I thought, hmm. I’ll od on instant openness (cause I don’t find people talking that long to me LOL) and use reg. sprays of instant shine and cops :smiley:

5 sprays on instant openness
2 sprays of instant shine
2 drops of eow

All that mess covered in pink sugar :wink:

Bestfriend comes in my house, hugs, tells me that I smell like a baby. I give a hmph, and she goes on how I still act like a 10 year old…etc…looking pretty today…etc. Yes she was talking like 15 mins non-stop. Dad comes in, she says hi to him, and then she goes on that I’m still a baby to my Dad!!! And my dad is looking at me (my bestfriend was never chatty with him before lol!) Now see, I don’t want my friend to look like a weirdo. So I decided to spritz some on my dad!

I run to my room to get the to-go instant openness, get beside my dad, hug him side to side.
spritz spritz spritz (did this really super fast by the way)

interupted. “Dad you like this cologne is a new sample?”. He says that it smells very floral, but he doesn’t mind it.

phiew!

Okay, for the first five mins. No reaction from him during the convo. But then he slowly started getting more social with my bestfriend. in another 10 mins he started laughing, chattin’ away.

Okay, now, my dad is nice to my bestfriend, and everyone is happy. I want to go to the movies!

So I ask my friend if we could leave, she’s still in the sofa chattin with my dad, and pulls me back into the conversation. For the next 1/2 hour!!!

Finally after an hour, we decided to go to the movies. People are really nice, and all smiley. Bestfriend couldn’t close her mouth though lol! Then, when we went to buy popcorn and drinks, the guy at the counter insisted us not to pay…OKAY?! Bestfriend was giggling, while I stood there trying to give him the money, but he was like oh c’mon madam, it’s a special. Special?! I just saw you charging 30 bux for a family of 4!

So I come back home, and chillin’ mom asks me wth I put on my dad lol! Cause he couldn’t keep it shut when she was around him lol (and he only talks little). Told her what it was.

And guess what, after, I went to the bathroom to wash my makeup off, and return to my room.

My fricken instant openness is gone.

My mouth is my only enemy in this case!

lol, it’s starting to get boring with the same pheros! Can’t wait till the other order arrives!

MSselva,

You know I love reading your post right?..you are so damn comical and animated…and you have some of the best shit happen to ya, lol

Great report. Glad that the vacation is actually getting off to a
good start :wink:

PS…dont worry sweetie about the EX’s…they are just EXamples of people we don’t wanna have to EXplain why we are even hanging out with them. EXactly!:stuck_out_tongue:

djacquelyn :slight_smile:

hilarious stuff. I’m thinking I should give me mom a bottle of shine. Sometimes my pop is a huge grouch.

Aww weelly?! Thank you for your sweet comments Dj! :slight_smile: lol, I try not to be funny, but it seems to flow out of my mouth and fingers naturally sigh! I better start actin’ like a real, super crazy serious woman!

Yep, vacation is pretty good so far! Poor dad, I’m planning to bust his credit card. I’ve been eyeing on earthen treasures, and love potions for a while lol. I bet you’ve got you’re hands on the new ones that came out! You’ve got cougar girl right? Can you give me some feedback on it :smiley: pretty please? lol! I’ve been so curious about that one for the past few weeks!

Hopefully it wont be like phero-girl which turns into baby-powder on me after 4 hrs lol (but I love the first hour of it, omg, it’s a beautiful honey scent). After 3-4 hours, my sister asks me if I needed vaseline for my diapers hmph! :angry: (she swears that I smell like fresh diapers and vaseline in 2 hours X_X arrggg!)

Hey martyk! thanks for lookin’ at my journal buddy :slight_smile:

Yea, I think it would be great, give it a try! :wink:.

I use instant shine oftenly, it’s definately a mood uplifter. When I’m in a happy mood already and apply instant shine, I get all frisky and hyper lol

When I wear this around my dad (he’s a tough cookie!) he’s more relaxed and calm, just jokes around me. It’s the only to-go bottle that my mom hasn’t stole yet lol!

Aww Selva, I’m sorry you had such a bad day the other day! Ex’s don’t matter and ex friends are even lower, IMO. They are ex’s for a reason right, just remind yourself of that. I know, easier said than done, I dwell on dumb shit like that too, but keep smiling girlie, it’ll piss 'em off knowing they can’t get to you! :wink:

I hope your new order arrives soon and cheers you up! :smiley:

hiii hun :slight_smile:

sry i couldnt cheer u up that day when ur ex was being a douchebag. hey at least ur smarter than me to have chucked the guy early enough right? :stuck_out_tongue: and i know what u mean by the smell.. like my asshole TG would always talk about how he doesnt like the chocolate smell and id get so self conscious :frowning: hmph.

anyyyways. moving onto happier things! im so glad that ur having a good time :slight_smile::slight_smile: ur a happy person so its good that ur having fun! kinda funny how instant openness is all gone tho! anyways, lemme know when ur order arrives and trust me when i say u’ll like MX274 and p83 :slight_smile:

<3 remmy