Strange Spaceland experience! Attacked by Children! AAAAAAAHHHHGGG!

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LOL.

Tonight we went to a drum circle at the beach. I am sleepy so I will make this post as brief as a blabbermouth like me can make it.

We are well known at this particular circle.

Given the previous success I have had with Spaceland (See my post on black magic at the coffee shop) I was hoping for similar results.

I gave myself one drop of A314 applied to my neck on either side. I followed it up with a mega dose of Spaceland… 2 sprays to my wrists and 2 sprays to my chest and one to the head. Spaceland and A314 have summoned pretty girls for me and wifey to play with, so I was hoping this would be the case. Wifey took two shots of Spaceland and one shot of IS.

We got the the circle and set up our beach chairs. And then, they attacked. No, not seagulls, but children.

There are probably about 70 or so adults at this thing and maybe 20 or so children under the age of 12. A ton of kids around the 7 year range.

I am sitting there, looking at all the pretty women, plotting my evil plans, when this cute kid, maybe 4, just walks up to me and jumps at my chair and tries to climb in my lap. I, of course, am nicely and politely redirecting the child away from me, but within minutes, I was surround by children. Parents came over, and I am getting introduced to all the kids. I do not dislike children at all, but I don’t particularly like someone’s kids all up in my bidness. I mean, being a guy and all the stuff you hear on the news nowadays, people can get the wrong idea fast.

But the entire time I was there, I was surrounded by children, and their parents, telling me their kids must really think you’re cool. They wanted to play my drum, tell me stories, and generally just be around me and wifey.

I was courteous and nice to the kids, but, anywhere I went, they followed me like the pied piper. A few of the ones that were in the 11 to 12 year old age range wanted to talk to me about anime alot.

It was just odd. I suppose I could go into specific instances, but I won’t bother. There were a few cute young women there who I couldn’t seem to talk to for the kids that wanted to tell me a joke or show me a drum or a seashell or whatever. I mean, I didn’t mind, but it was frustrating, hehe.

I tell all of this in a good humor. Sorry if it comes off any other way, I am tired.

Lesson Learned… KNOW YOUR VENUE before putting on the mones. Hahah.

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I’ve been in similar situations many times. Kids haven’t been socialized much yet and react honestly and opening to you and your mones. They stare and then go for ya, no holds barred. Their cute adult mothers have strong social barriers “filtering” out their reactions (unless boozed up or stoned), so sometimes your best mones 'n moves seem to go unnoticed.

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Hmm…I think Spaceland had some part in this, but I think ultimately it was the A314 that drew the kids in.
You probably already knew that A314 has a phero in it known as -rone which is said to give off a father-like feel to a person. So I’m not surprised they wanted to be around you. You were like a father figure, or perhaps an ultimate role model like Spider Man to them lol

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Hehehe… It was insane. I just kept having moms remarking to me and my wife “Oh, he’s so good with children! Do you have any?”

We do not. We have a cat.

We generally do not do social events that require socializing with children, but as much as it sound as if I am complaining, I guess I can’t say I really minded. Of course, they did impede my ability to properly approach a few chicks I was after last night but, really, it wasn’t that irritating. The kids were mostly well behaved and, for the most part, treated my like I was Santa Claus. I had to redirect alot, and tell some moms outright that “Gee, No Thanks, I don’t want to hold your kid.”

I’m not a child-o-phobe, but, well… It just really isn’t my thing. I find myself attempting to talk to them like they are adults, I don’t really do the goo-goo-gah-gah kind of talk.

But, nonetheless, its a result, so, there ya go. My two guy friends were with us and they knew I had the mones on, and they made plenty of jokes at my expense. It was neat to note, however, that guy friends did not have any on, and they observed the little scamps following me around and found it rather obvious the impact that the mones were having.

I was talking to this one gorgeous woman and I was actually cock blocked by a kid asking me about Anime’, Naruto or something like that. I turned to talk to him, to be polite, and the next thing I know I am surrounded by half a dozen.

Ah well, I guess I can count it as a good experience. I mean, the kids meant no harm and it was rather amusing. I was actually surprised at how smart some of the kids were, one of them really knew his constellations.

All I know is that I will not be wearing Spaceland at this venue again, but I will definitely wear it to the coffee shop and perhaps a few clubs. I really do love this product, but now I know a little more about its limitations and drawbacks, which are minimal.

And, for the record, I don’t hate kids, I just don’t have much experience dealing with them.

And, lastly, feel free to laugh at this situation. In retrospect, it is kind of funny.

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LOL! My wife says the kids were probably also drawn to the way I dress. I look a little different than most. She says I look like a comic book character come to life, hahahaha…

Spikey wrist bands, lots of occult jewelry, clothes generally adorned with skulls and dragons and such. Go figure. :stuck_out_tongue:

Maybe I look like I never grew up, hahahaahha..

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Lol so you probably were like a super hero or an anime protagonist to them

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You’ve done yourself in by looking too interesting and wearing socials. :stuck_out_tongue:
Kids are quite the experience for someone that not used to them or socializing with them I think all things considered you sound like you handled the situation amiably.

I get similar reactions when my hair is blue,purple or pink.
I’ve always put out a nice strong “mommy” vibe though so I’ve gotten used to new children talking my ear off and climbing on me.It does kind of spazz you out a bit though when they run up out of the blue. Some parents are beyond territorial even if you’re not the one interloping.

The day I wore 100mcg of p83 on the tram..The little boy I ended up in the seat next to was doing the whole little kid version of flirting.He got hyperactive after awhile and I decided the mones were likely not doing well by him so I got up and left so he’d calm down and his gran could get a break.That and I got his grans life story..Friendly people all over that ride.

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LOL… Yeah, I would have been happy if the parents were more interested in keeping their kids away from me… Instead they thought it was funny and cute to have them crawling all over me. Oh well. I mean, I would have much rather been swarmed by some of the pretty hippy chicks there… Ah well…

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Look at it this way, you’ve been “social proofed” for future drum circles.

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A result is a result. I don’t mind and I am happy to report, lol… But yeah, no spaceland for me next go around at the drum circle…

Except, there is one coming up at the local art commune.. Hot girls hang there, and it happens to be clothing optional… No kids… Hrmmmmm… Jim, I just got a crazy idea…

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At one of the local C/O resorts??:roll_eyes:

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I see you are familiar with the area.

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Been there, but more familiar with the Miami/Homestead area of the early '70’s. (long story)