Strip Club Pheromone Testopalooza!

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Alright, I’m waiting on my ride, and want to dedicate this little excursion to Buddy who, either by pure chance, pure genius, or good old fashioned serendipity, managed to replicate The Gilroy with a MILF. I hope my tale later on will be at least a quarter entertaining.

Da baste:

4:1:1 Issey:NPA:MX269 mixed in an old Instant Honesty to-go vial (unwashed) – 4 sprays in the hair, 3 around neck (front and sides), 1 spray shared between wrists, 1 spray each on my inner elbows.

Scent of Eros – Along jawline from ear to ear, behind ears, and about 5 inches on each wrist.

After initial drydown: 1 spray of the Issey/NPA mix to pants zipper and one on each shoulder over my shirt.

If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.

-D4

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So…

Stopped by a convenience store for smokes, gum, and some cash. Lady at the register comments like 3 times about how good I smell. Asked me what I was wearing, and I just said Issey. She never heard of it. I brought the to-go bottle with me and after seeing that, my buddy insisted I let him try a spray.

Got to the club and it wasn’t busy. More girls than customers, and the girls were pretty irritated that no one was buying dances or even stage tipping. I saw Paradise sitting with a guy, so we took a table by stage 2. There was a pretty hot brunette on the stage so I kept my eyes on her. My buddy got up to use the bathroom and shortly after, she finished her set and came to me. “Hi, I’m Misty, what’s your name?”. I said, “Uhhh… let me see, it’s Saturday, right? Yeah, so I’m Bartholemew.” She laughed and said “That’s funny, because my real name is Athena.” I cocked my head and asked her if she was trying to pick me up. Chuckles ensued. She then threw the pitch and as much as I wanted to accept, I had to turn her down. I wasn’t spending money tonight and I had to stick to it. Sucks, too. She was pretty banging. Or bangible. Or something.

Anyway, she moves on, and Paradise comes by with her customer and waves as she passes. Pretty much unspoken that she’ll be back after her dance with that guy. My buddy comes back and starts going nuts about how hot Paradise is. Gotta say, she is. Easily 9.5. She’d be a 10 if her tits were real, but I should mention the doctor that did them has talent.

A tall girl who I’d never seen before comes by and takes a seat. She’s okay, probably an 8. She’s wearing schoolteacher glasses that have that look like they’ve probably been protein fortified if you know what I mean. She throws her pitch and my buddy accepts. Meanwhile, a waitress comes by to take our empty glasses and she asks me if I want another Red Bull. I told her no, and then asked her what nights she danced. She was a cutie and was another one I’d never seen there before. It was hard to tell in the darkened place, but I think she blushed at that. She said she only waits, but she has danced on Waitress Night before. I told her I need to make a point to come in and see her dance. She leaned over and gave me a peck on the cheek and said “Aw, you’re a sweetheart… and my god do you smell good!” Thank you Miyake-san! I’ve never gotten as many compliments on a fragrance as I have in the couple of weeks since I had this stuff.

A few minutes later, my buddy comes back sporting a phone number. I reminded him about the cold calling, but he just shrugged it off. We sat and watched the stages for a couple of songs and by then, Paradise was done. She came over and sat in my lap and gave me her deadpan “I’m so excited you’re here.” I asked her about her stolen purse and she hesitated for a second. I knew it was bullshit, but I let her recover by saying “The nerve of some people” and let the subject drop. She proceeded to complain about having been there for 4 hours already and not making house yet. I figured there was no need to drag this out, so I gave the signal to my friend by saying I had to go to the bathroom and I made Paradise promise to wait for me. I go to the bathroom, loiter for a minute or so, then come back.

Paradise is grinning. “Guess what?” she said. I just raised a brow and said “Hmm?” “Your friend just bought you a VIP dance.” I faked an “Aw hell” look and told her “I don’t think you want to take me back there… really…” I sort of cooed. She got up from her chair, sat in my lap, and draped her arms around my neck. “And why is that?” “Because,” I said, “I’m feeling a bit… dirty… and I don’t feel like getting kicked out of here tonight.” She assured me she could handle me. “I don’t know… I mean, what if I accidentally slip my hand into your bikini and … oh… I don’t know… explore?” She leaned over to my ear and said in a half whisper “As long as the manager doesn’t see it.”

Game on!

I made a show of feigned reluctance and said “Oh, alright, but just this once. Really, I’m not that kind of girl, but…” So, we go back there in the middle of a song, and cozy up to eachother. I start rubbing her thighs all feather-light and said “You know what would make my night?” She shook her head. “If you’d accept the challenge.” “What challenge?” “The 1 minute challenge,” I said. “What’s that?” “I don’t know if I should tell you… I mean, it might mess up this beautiful friendship we’re cultivating.” “Tell me!” she said. “Oh, alright… The challenge is that… I don’t think you’re ready to hear this, but… you insisted. The challenge is that I can go down on you, and within 1 minute, I can make you come. I have never lost.”

To be continued.

-D4

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TUTH - 1 spray to the crotch.
So creative :smiley:

rep for you

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I usually spray pheromones in my hair when visiting strip clubs. Brings the pheromones closer to the dancer’s shout. Unfortunately I usually get so drunk fine details tend to escape me (always go during happy hour!). But I probably used too much Spaceland (4 zaps + 6 dabs NPA) the other day as the girls keep forgetting to dance and just wanted to babble endlessly about their sorry personal lives. And it’s not much of a turn-on to listen to a hot naked woman talk about rent, baby and roommate problems. I’d much rather stare at her privates! One asked me if I wanted to go to Macy’s to help her pick out shoes. I guess that was a hit but I declined.

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Crap! I had a nice long post here continuing the story and for some reason my browser screen refreshed. So here’s the nutshell. The dance was extremely erotic. Paradise normally gives the standard lapdance of rub boobs on your chest, 1-2-3-4, turn around and slide up and down your crotch, 1-2-3-4, repeat, but this time she was doing some really provocative things like grinding into my thigh, and letting me do exactly what I warned her I’d do. What really was unexpected was that she was getting wet, so it was no surprise that when the dance was over, she went to the dressingroom for about 10 minutes, presumably to clean up.

As I was leaving the VIP area, my buddy was going back with Misty/Athena from before. By the time they were through, Paradise was on stage, so we lingered for a little bit. When she was almost finished with her set on Stage 2, we got up to leave. I laid a dollar on the stage, looked up at her, and said “See ya around.”

All in all, it was a pretty good night.

-D4

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Data 4 what were you wearing last night?

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There ya go.

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Wow D4, awesome experience you had, what technique do you use to make a chick do that in a minute?

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Aw man… you really want me to give away my secrets? Okay, maybe just a little. The main skill you need is attention to detail. You have to notice every reaction a girl gives you when you’re pleasing her and calibrate what you do. A basic knowledge of female anatomy helps, too. As for what it is I do… geez, you’re killing me here…

Okay, here’s the thing. Any guy can stick his whatzit into her hoo-hah and make like a piston. Whoopie. It’s what a guy can do with his hands that can bring the most out of a woman. Learn about the G-spot. It DOES exist, and the poor thing has been denied attention so much by guys who don’t know what they’re doing that a g-spot orgasm you give a girl will leave a lasting impression.

-D4

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thanks D4, I kinda know what you are talking about. I know a certain way, not done in the real by me. But cant wait to try in the flesh. This way will leave a chick quivering and shaking with orgasmic explosion. :slight_smile:

so cool.,

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You will know when you have done it right because you will have to hold on tight… It might even cause another reaction which can leave an even stronger impression on her.
Ponderu

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Yeah, I know exactly what you’re talking about Ponderu. Heh. As for holding on tight, you have to be careful. Once, a girl had my head held so tight in a leg lock, I realized what a walnut must feel like in a nutcracker. Yowza!

-D4

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kinda like Onatop from Golden Eye, thigh master. lol I think thats how you spell the characters name, lol

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Until I get my “stimulus” check, I’m living vicariously through your adventures, data.

Interestingly, for what it’s worth, this month’s Car and Driver has an Athena 10X testimonial in which an Athena 10X wearing customer claims that he went to a strip club and was asked out by a stripper.

Wearing pheromones to strip clubs may be catching on!

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Gah! I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but until I get my stim-check, as well as the rest of my return, we’re both going to have to live vicariously through someone else. :wink:

Oh, I just remembered something else that got lost when I was writing up the second part of my report. Paradise and Naomi are best friends, and Paradise told me where she works now. So, after our Fox’s adventure, my buddy took me home and I set out to find Naomi. She works at a casino in the area as a waitress.

When I found her, I snuck up behind her and asked, “Uh… excuse me, Miss, but could you tell me where the VIP room is?” She turned around and instantly recognized me. “JON!” I gave her a quizzical look and said, “Have we met?” “Don’t act like you don’t know me!” “Uh… wait, did you used to work at McDonald’s?” That got me a punch in the shoulder and I finally cracked. We hugged, exchanged “How ya doin’?”'s and she told me she would be getting off in an hour and would love to have a drink with me. So, I went and fed $1’s to a slot machine, then met up with her at one of the bars. She couldn’t stay long, as she had a babysitter waiting for her, but we had a nice chat, and I got her phone number again. Definitely one to follow up on, especially now that her line of work is a little more respectable. :wink: For what it’s worth, she ordered a Porn Star.

I imagine they’ve been used for as long as pheromone products have been available. The potential problem as I see it is pheros going mainstream, which is already happening. Guess we’ll eventually have to go back to polishing game skills, or we’ll be polishing something else. :cool:

Incidentally, I could have sworn I smelled Scent of Eros at the casino, and this was long after I’d applied mine and got used to the smell. Innnnteresting.

-D4

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I do this because I love you guys. Really.

So, hurting like hell, I got to work today and was given a short assignment. I made a deal with my manager that I’d complete that, then had to leave. It hurts to stand up, due to gravity’s pull on the hernia. However, I can sit down just fine. Unfortunately, there’s not a whole lot of sit-down work available, so I called it an early night. Gave Naomi a call to see if she was working at the casino, and she was. I figured I’d pop in, play some slots and visit with her for awhile.

So… I did. Now, this girl is all glad to see me, which is cool. Nice to feel liked. And it’s not like she was coming from the stripper angle of buttering me up to get me to buy lapdances, either. As for bar tips, the place was rocking, so plenty of people would be/were buying drinks and tipping, so I didn’t think that was it either.

Anyway, I get there, see she’s taking orders, and figured I’d just get on a machine nearby and let her find me, which she does immediately. We start chit chatting for a bit, then she looks around all worried that she’ll get in trouble for not making rounds, so I ordered a beer. After she brought it to me, we talked a little more. She’s now my good luck charm. Every time she was right there, I was doubling my money, but when she walked away, I wasn’t winning squat.

After awhile, my cellphone rings. Guess who? Yup. Paradise. She’s bored, the place is full of window shoppers, and she wants me to come over. Serendipity being what it is, I ended up winning $300, so I figured I’d go blow it on a VIP dance. Or two.

Naomi went to lunch right before I got the call, so I called her up to say good bye and she’s all sad that she didn’t get to hug me. She’s such a sweetheart. I promise to meet her after work tomorrow for a drink, and she tells me to smack Paradise on the ass for her for not calling. Hehe…

Lemme grab a bite to eat and I’ll finish. Just wanted to go ahead and bump this up and whet the usual suspects’ appetites. :wink: Oh, and yes pheromones were involved and in a funny way at that.

-D4

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Right, so I show up at Fox’s and the place is packed. I end up having to sit at the corner up by the door. I didn’t see Paradise on stage, walking around, or in her usual booth over in the VIP area, so I called her up. “Hey… Get your sweet little ass out here before I hook up with one of these lesser broads.” With a giggle she assured me she’d be right out. And she was. About 5 feet to my right was a group of certifiable chodes whooping and hollering at Heaven on the stage. Yeah, by now I practically know them all. When Paradise showed up, they were sizing her up like a piece of meat, so she played it up by hopping into my lap, wrapping her arms around my neck and giving me a peck on the cheek. Heh.

We sat and chit-chatted for a bit, then she told me she had to go soon because she was getting a ride with her cousin. So, back we went. I guess now would be a good time to list what I was wearing. It’s basically the same thing I’ve been wearing lately, which includes:

3 sprays of Issey/NPA/MX269 at a mix ratio of 5:1:1. Neck and chest
2 dabs of A314 to the jaw
Scent of Eros applied to the backs of my ears, a couple of inches on the back of my neck, and about 4 inches on each wrist.

This was the pre-work application. I knew I wasn’t going to stay long and figured I’d hit the casino at least. I carried my to-go of the Issey mix with me and before going into the club, I refreshed my neck with a spray, shot one in my hair, and hit my wrists with one shared. I had a smoke outside while it dried down before going in.

So we get back in the middle of a song and cozy up for a few. Small talk ensued. She and her sister are taking their mother to the beach for Mother’s day, getting a new 350Z Monday, blah blah blah (more on that Z later). The next song starts and away we go. I don’t know what I did right, but her dances have been getting better exponentially. She let me do as much as the last time, plus pulled her top aside to expose a boob and let me play around. Victoria’s Secret purfume tastes just like it smells, by the way. ahem

So after the first set of three songs was over, we started chatting again. She said when she gets her Z, she wants to take me for a ride in it (Note: Need to figure out the ultimate FUCK ME NOW mix to wear in the car) and go for Mochas like we did before. She then showed me her new navel ring and said she wanted one with a dangly skull on it. I told her I’d look one up on the net for her, and she was all “Oh would you!” I told her I’d make a deal with her: If she wins the 1 minute challenge, I’d give her the ring as a prize. She said “Deal!” I’ve already found one just like she described for under $10. Maybe I’ll give it to her when we go out for coffee. Yeah… anyway…

So round two, and she’s got her face all in my hair. She said “Your hair smells good! What is it?” I told her “Oh, Pert Plus shampoo, Tres Semme mousse… and some pheromones I decided to use to try to get you all horny for me. They working?” She laughed and said "Actually… " Then she pulled back and gave me a narrow-eyed stare. “Are you serious?” I laughed it off and said “Trust me, sweetheart, if those pheromones they advertise in Rolling Stone actually worked we’d probably have world peace by now. It might just be my cologne you smell. Why… are you horny right now?” She responded by pressing my face in her cleavage, and the dance resumed.

After it was over, she had to run to the dressingroom to change into her street clothes, so I went outside to have a smoke and decide whether or not I wanted to stay after she left. A few minutes later, she came out and over to me to wait for her ride, who showed up pretty soon after. Some other guys were out there, too, and they started gravitating towards her. When her ride pulled up, she said pretty loudly "Call me! Or I’ll call you… Oh, " pulling her shirt up off of her butt, “Can you see my ass?” (relax guys, she was in jeans). I nodded and said in a very matter of fact tone, “Yes. Yes I can.” She said “Good,” blew me a kiss, and sashayed to the Denali waiting in the parking lot. This is where it gets fucking hilarious. The guys that were out there asked me “You her boyfriend?” and one of the bouncers I’ve gotten to know spoke up and said “Nah, he’s just banging half the girls in there. They love 'im!” I was floored. So were they. I figured that was a good time to get the hell out of Dodge, so here I am relating the story to you guys. :smiley:

One last thing. I’ve been trying to get her to get me a picture of her, but she says she doesn’t have any. So, I tried to find someone who looks as close as possible to her. This isn’t an exact match, but if her boobs were a little bigger, this girl would be close. WARNING! THE IMAGE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK! http://hotornot.stripclubdancers.com/users/dance4me~14.jpg

-D4

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Thanks for the warning :roll_eyes:
Ponderu

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Great story, Data!

I’m in a great mood because this weekend, my favorite dancer of all time is returning to Paradise (what a coinki-dink) Found. Last August, She left for Texas. Rumor has it that she’s been absolutely miserable down there.

She knows about my pheromone usage. I’ve actually supplied her with a few products. Also, when she was in Texas, her hubby (hopefully ex, because he’s a whiny tool) got loose on the internet and called me out.

Don’t have the Athena 10x she loves (waiting until my stimulus check to buy that and some Androtics products), but she always gave me plenty of attention when I wore the rest of my stand-bys. Hopefully, the Instant Shine will be a new and pleasant surprise for her.

Looks like it’s ramen noodles and strip club week!

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Man I wish Connecticut had some good stripclubs with hot chicks in them, me and my boys have to drive to Massachusetts to go to a good one :frowning: