Thanks to a very, very successful few days at the casino, I’ve decided to make another investment that will make future stripclub reports 10x better. Because of this, I’ll be making a seperate Stripclub Journal in the men’s journals forum. This thread sees a lot of guest activity, but in order to read the new stuff, you’re gonna have to join the forum to access the journals. 
-D4
Hey Data 4, How r the strip clubs in washington. Are you in seattle. I live in the northeast, where the strip clubs suck as far as I can tell. I used to live in vegas where the strip clubs were the best ever. Im sure u have been to scores, if u have been to vegas.
Last friday night I went out wearing the following:
3 sprays MX203
1 drop Raw Power
2 Spray Ammo w/Neroli
2 drops TAA oil
2 Sprays Instant Openness
1 Spray Instant Honesty
1 Spray Instant Female Magic
20 mcg TAC
20 mcg MEO-EST
41 mcg p123
5 mcg TAL
5 mcg TAH
Cover - Acqua di Gio
Night started by going out to a night club, that is a real happening place here, lots of hot babes, all above my league (10+).
Most women are never alone, and usually come in packs or with other men, so very hard to tell if they are single or with other guys, and don’t want to start other fights by approaching and hitting on other guys women, that is all I need LOL
I approached many women, and got some hits, it was tough, there was a lot, I mean a lot of competition. One girl in her mid twenties, who was in a group of about 4, a brunette, tall, we started to hit it off, and things were going great, she kept playing with her hair and having a lots of sexual innuendos, but then it went south when she got sick, she got way too drunk, and her friends took her home.
From there I decided to leave I was just too bummed out since it took so much work to get that far, sprayed myself with some instant shine and it was kind of getting late, so decided to hit a strip club, I do not go to them to often, but could not help myself at this point.
One stripper a very hot latino I forgot her name to be honest, I am sure it is not her real name, we start to hit it off, first thing, she puts her head in my neck as she is dancing while giving me a lap dance and says wow you smell so hot and nice!
She goes c’mon lets go into the back room I want to give you the dance of your life! I am like wtf why not, it cost me like $50 but it was well worth it, we go in the back for 15 minutes, She starts givng me this awesome lap dance, and 2 minutes in she says you know you got me so hot and you know there are no cameras in here, and pulls out a condom, and I am like wow. Next thing I know, She unbuttons my pants, and gives me the ride of my life!
I gave her $50 tip and was well worth it!
You go, man! Next time, get her number.
-D4
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Thanks Data!
I guess I should have got her number, it was really late and I was not thinking straight.
PNW happenings.
Feds get restraining order against Seattle area strip clubs | KOMO News - Seattle, Washington | News
Data, you may be on candid camera! Perhaps you can be a star witness for the defense, giving evidence that the ladies were taking care of customers out of kindness and goodwill vs. a criminal enterprise.
Doh! Those guys own Fox’s too. Gonna give Paradise a call and see if she knows anything.
-D4
Just left a message. I haven’t spoken with her in about 5 days, and she was still off from her boob job at the time. Hopefully she’ll be okay. She’s one of the “good girls” who doesn’t do extras in the club. At least so she says. Naomi corroborated that in a conversation I had with her recently. Ah the drama…
-D4
She just called me back. In her words “Fox’s is closed down for, like, ever.” I guess the article didn’t mention Fox’s because it’s not in King County. For a lot of the media around here, if it’s not in King, it doesn’t exist. She’s going to be working at the Vu starting tomorrow, along with several of the other girls.
-D4
OK, so last night I choked it up and decided to hit a strip club. I got there about 30 minutes before shift change, cause I figured there might be a little cutie on day shift getting ready to leave that I could convince her to hang around awhile.
I wore 4 sprays of ICM 0.25.1b, 2 drops of Raw Power and 100 mcg’s of EST.
The first couple of girls dancing weren’t all that hot, but the third or fourth girl to hit the stage was smoking, and one guy after another was going up to the stage to tip her, but I finally have an opening and go up and tip her. I get my little show then slide a $5 bill in her g-string, assuming that the other guys were giving her one’s and my five would get her attention, which it did.
She comes over and sits with me after getting off stage, and the waitress immediately comes over and asks if I need anything. I tell her that I can use a beer and offer to get her a drink. She suggests getting a bucket of beers instead, and explains that we can substitute a drink for her in place of one of the beers, and that it comes out cheaper that way and if I get the bucket we can go up to the VIP, so I figure what the heck.
She tells me her name is Angelique and asks my name. I tell her I’m Edgar and if she’ll tell me her real name I’ll tell her mine. She says her real name is Skyy, and I’m like yeah right, and she says well that’s my middle name and really is what she goes by. A few minutes later another girl comes over and Skyy tells me they are roommates. I get a lap dance from her figuring I’ll let her get a good whiff of my pheros, and she does her best to get me all hot and bothered. After the dance Skyy tells me she moved to Dallas about 4 months ago and doesn’t really know anybody, so being the nice guy that I am, 
I of course offer to take her out, which she agrees to, but knowing where I’m at I assume it’s just to humor me. She grabs her cell phone and says what’s your number? I give it to her and she stores it in her phone, then hits send. My phone rings and she says there’s my number. Soon after they go change into their street clothes and go home.
Next a really cute little black girl comes over and introduces herself. I pull my Edgar routing again and she says her real name is Labre. Before long I’ve got her phone number too. Another girl comes over and joins us, and her name turns out to be Catherine. After awhile Labre’s ride show up and she says she’s got to leave, giving me a kiss and telling me to call her. I end up with Catherine’s phone number too. After awhile she gets called to the stage to dance, and says she’ll be back.
While Catherine’s dancing another girl comes over. She a little chunky but still really cute. Her name turns out to be Julia. I get a couple of lap dances from her, then try for a phone number but she says she lost her phone and is getting another one tomorrow, then tells me to give her my phone number and she’ll call me as soon as she gets another phone.
It’s the end of the night now, and as the club is closing I ask her if she wants to do breakfast. She says she does, but had promised to drive another dancer home, but will find her and ask if she wants to go. As she gets up to go change I am told it’s time to leave, and she asks me to wait outside for her. About five minutes later she comes out the door with another girl who is absolutely plastered. The bouncers are just laughing at the drunk girl and I end up virtually carrying her to Julia’s car.
Almost as soon as I put the girl in Julia’s car she passes out. Julia says that she doesn’t think they can do breakfast and that she doesn’t even know where the other girl lives, or how she’s gonna be able to get her home. Again, being the nice guy that I am, I tell her that they can just come home with me and she actually takes me up on it! 
We get back to my place and as I’m going to have to carry drunk girl, I give Julia my keys to open the door. When we get in my apartment, I’m carrying drunk girl into the bedroom, and Julia says to just put her on the couch. We go to bed, but don’t actually sleep for quite some time.
I woke up this morning and sometime during the night drunk girl had woken up and climbed into bed with us. Their both still sleeping, but it could get interesting when they wake up. And I’m wearing 4 sprays of ICM 0.25.1b and 2drops of Raw Power. 
Nice report mark-in-dallas!!!
It seems like strip clubs can get some really good action, it is almost too easy LOL
DUDE!
Had to be the pheros. I think I’m liking what the EST can add to a mix.
So, with all due respect to the little amount of info you’re allowed to say at this time, would you say SteveO’s new mix would prove… interesting in a strip club?
-D4
A new environment, new people… though some old. I figured why not? Besides, I had some new pheros that I was interested in testing, particularly MX203 and P83. The only problem was whether or not I should Dirty up.
So, a compromise. I did 1 drop of A314 mixed on my wrist with 1 drop of Dirty baby oil. Rubbed together, and then rubbed my wrists on the sides of my neck. Next up, 2 sprays of MX203, 1 of P83, both to the neck. Finally, for the -none kick, I added 1 spray of Turn Up The Heat, and off I went.
The Vu is a bit darker inside than Fox’s, but once my eyes adjusted, I was quickly able to spot Paradise sitting with another customer. She saw me, and her eyes lit up. No doubt it was more comfort in seeing a familiar face than anything else. She spent a couple more minutes with the guy she was with, then made her way over to me. “I’m so glad you came! I hate this place,” she said with a pouty look, protruded lip and all. It was cute. Too damned cute.
We chatted for a bit about the closure of Fox’s, how her surgery went (sidenote: I said it before, her doctor has talent. Yes, they’re bigger, but they look natural. Feeling them, however…). She looked at the clock on her cellphone and let out an exasperated “Arrgh!” The place was slow and there were quite a bit of girls there. Some of them I recognized from Fox’s, others were Vu regulars. I started wondering how long before an all-out cat fight started, which would have been entertaining to watch. So finally, when I started feeling self-conscious from not having anything else to say, I said “So this place has a Champagne room, eh?” “Yeah,” she said. “$300 for a half hour and you get a bottle of fizzy grape juice.”
Fuck it. Time to see if Chris Rock was right.
“Is it quiet in there?” The music was a bit louder than at Fox’s. “Yeah, they’ve got soundproof walls so you can watch DVDs. Kind of stupid, since no one pays for more than a half hour.” “What sort of DVD’s” “What do you think?” she answered. So, I said “Okay, let’s go.” She did a doubletake. Guess she wasn’t expecting it.
So we go back, and the room is little more than a walk-in closet with a loveseat on one side and a flatscreen 18-20" TV against the opposite wall. There’s a little table to the side, with a conspicuous box of Kleenex and TV remote. Under the TV was a case of about 20 DVDs straight from the Hustler collection.
Finally, in the corner, there was one of those dorm room refrigerators full of fake champagne. She grabbed a bottle and two plastic cups and set them on the table. “So… you’ve got 30 minutes with me. What do you want to do? Watch a video? There’s also a couple of music channels.”
I rubbed my chin and said, “Hmm… We could start with a blowjob.” I cringed inside, waiting for the response…
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…
“Okay.” “…wha? <FAINT>”
She produces a condom in a red packet. “Cherry. My favorite.” I hit the remote and turned it to the first music station. It was at the end of one song, then then next song started-- YouTube - Lil Wayne ft. Static Major - Lollipop [Uncensored]
And that’s exactly what she did… she lick-lick-lick-lick-licked me like a lollipop…
and then the dog started barking… huh?
…more barking… then a knock at the door… huh?
UPS delivering a package for my ex.
I really hate having dreams like that interrupted. Sorry guys.
-D4
hahaha - you got me. i was just about to scroll up to jot down the mix you were wearing.
Hehe… I decided to go out tonight for real, Who knows? Maybe the dream was a premonition. Gonna research MX203 dosing and let it be my primary juice tonight.
-D4
Yeah, most definitely. It wasn’t the latest 0.25.1a None based mix I wore though, it was the latest P83 based mix and I added 2 drops of Raw Power and 100 mcg’s of EST. And I think it gave exactly the impact I was hoping for: a sensual mix with a sexual side to it that slowly creeps up, and the comfort factor of EST.
Update: The girls woke up around 1:30 and drunk girl was still pretty drunk and being a first class bitch! I don’t know who got up first, but drunk bitch was yelling at Julia about where they were and how the fuck she got here. It turned out that when she climbed into bed with us she thought she was at her boyfriends apartment.
She comes out of the bedroom and starts bitching at me, and I was like “You know what, you were so fucking drunk that there was no way you could have told Julia where you lived, and if we hadn’t brought you here you would have been sleeping in the parking lot. And, we put your ass on the sofa not in my bed. So chill the fuck out”.
She lived closer to my place than the club, so after the girls cleaned up we took the drunk girl home. And, as we drove off Julia tells me that’s not her real name either, and that her real-real name is Mandy, then says well actually its Amanda, but that she goes by Mandy. So, I’m like “Yeah well Mark’s not really my name either, it’s actually Beetlejuice”. She laughs, leans over and gives me a peck on the cheek and tells me that she likes me.
She starts apologizing for drunk girl and said that she knew that the girl had had a really bad week and planned on getting drunk, but she didn’t expect her to get THAT bad.
We decide to go grab some lunch, and she says we can just eat at the mall and she can get another phone while we’re there. Anyway, after lunch, she was saying that she was going to go into work at around 6:00, but I convinced her to spend the day with me instead. I asked her what she wanted to do, and she says that she just wants to be lazy and that we can just go back to my apartment. We came back to my place and hang out for the rest of the day, and I just took her back to her car awhile ago.
Oh LAWDY, Mark! 
Oh, I almost forgot! As Mandy and I were leaving the mall to come back to my place, she told me that she NEVER dates customers or guys that she meets at the club, and I respond by putting my hand on her thigh and saying "But I’m special. She says well you didn’t seem like a stalker and were really nice and respectful to me.
She also told me that each of the times she had walked by, she really wanted to sit down and talk with me, but I had girls sitting with me everytime and she didn’t want to interrupt anything. Probably 20% pheros, but the rest was attitude and making sure the girls were having fun!
This is probably the best strip club advice I can give: Make sure your girl(s) have fun while they are with you. Even though they are there to entertain you, if you make sure that you’re entertaining them too, they are much more likely to lower their guards and want to actually try to get to know you.
And Jon can vouch for how far kindness and respect goes with strippers. He made Paradise a friend, and from his prior posts, I’d be willing to bet that he could see her outside of the club if he want’s to!