Got my package and a big Wasssup! to the crew at Androtics on the Instant Jerk freebie…
Day 1
I arrived post 6pm at my place, and took out my bottle of AMMO 1X and decided to give it a try, 2 sprays in total, 1X at Neck, 1X on Chest
Setting:
I go the gym quite frequently, and the girl working at the front desk gets probably 1000 hits from meat-sticks daily…no different with me, but what happened was kinda weird. She remembered my name, said I looked like ROSS from Friends (does that mean cute?) and was reluctant to hear that I am going on vacation…stopped the convo there, and continued on the workout
Downstairs, I did a couple of push-ups, arm curls, noticed this cutsy Hispanic girl with her man, kept looking at me and pulling a 20lb disc over her head. I must of been 5 - 8ft away from her, and she seemed to lose balance, and even lose posture on this thing. At one point she grabbed her man’s shirt, lifted it, and smelled it in public, I got kicks out of it…it was kinda funny.
After the workout, the blonde girl says: “Awww…you’re leaving, already??” She actually leaves the desk, comes around and walks me to the door…WTF??? Asks me when again am I leaving for vacation…I felt like a cheap whore, but I loved every minute of it. Tell you what, I did what strippers do to guys and left her wanting more…
Day 2
I’m at the office and decide to spray Instant Shine on me…2 squirts, one at hair and one at neck.
Funny thing happend, my assistant who is bubbly, but does keep things to herself starts rambling about her new place and how she wants to spend $1K on a LCD Tv. I’m like “OK, Good Morning to you too…” She goes on and on pulls out WalMart.com and Target.com to show me prices and we have a solid 20-30 minute convo on TV’s…which is not typical
Norm at work is Hello, and Good Morning. Attitude is more or less don’t bother me till 10AM or after my morning coffee, so the IS definitely did a number on me and her…